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Laura VanderBooben
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Imagine having a cat shitter in the kitchen, a small kitchen at that . Lol you're cooking dinner and there's the cat taking a steaming turd while he's cooking his stovies
peachy-keen
Well-known member
No wonder his and Deek’s teeth are falling out, the amount of fizzy juice he hoards!
Tinkerbell cat
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It looks so uncomfortable. I can't get my head around how he could possibly think otherwise. I can't imagine how you would even get even the slight bit cosy on that thing? No wonder it was gifted, nobody in their right mind would pay money for that. I can't believe I'm saying this but the last sofa was way better and it was fucking shite too
don't even start me on that floor - the whole room just looks so cold and unwelcoming - total opposite of the cosy vibes he thinks he's going for 
Babybail93
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Derek is ill now! One of them is always fucking ill. It’s the malnourishment from the shit diet they have
Ah just don’t get him ma lovelies, I would be suicidal going home to that Russian communist flat block everyday. I cannae understand why he doesnt want to get oot if there, so I took it upon masel to look at hoos prices in paisley and he could ger a 2 bed house wae a front and back door and little wee garden for CHEAP so aye. Maz have a think you little weasel, imagine the content from a fuhl house that’s not the size of a shoebox renovation so aye spine bright
AwwCosyWivDeek
Chatty Member
Ma DMs are closed ma lovey, but I’ve received hunnerts o DMs asking me for his details so ah wull post ma affiliated link.Can you DM me his number please
Now don’t not message ma page again.
Tons love
Laura VanderBooben
VIP Member
It looks rotters. Am pur affronted lovelies. Like sitting on wooden pallets.
The only nice thing I'll say is he got rid of that plush monstrosity of a coffee table.
I think Mr HMRC is quietly watching the 'Ad' and 'Aff links' Mr HMRC will have his ducks in a row to see if Marios declaration on his Self Assessment ties in with their estimates !
Madge2022
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Don't be daft, that would be a practical thing to have.
Ah'm aff oot tae Glesga the day fur some cocktails, will keep an eye oot fur the gruesome twosome at train station and china sea. Disclaimer: ah mean outside china sea, ah'm no gawn there
Rayne
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Council would be bankrupt if they send someone round every time Marion wanted to change a shade of grey
Tinkerbell cat
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I might do this. I’ve not been treated to the earlier threadsSaw this T-shirt and thought of meirdre
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I lurked on this thread a year or 2 ago but decided to go back to the first thread, currently on 23. Never laughed so much in my life! Can’t believe he doesn’t have his plush coffee table and huge padded mirror anymore! Is the shark still on display? Does he still have a bathroom cabinet in his living room? It’s gonna take me forever to catch up!
it’s the whole build up, all the secrecy etc then it’s 9291718192 pics of whatever he is revealing with each one being as underwhelming as the last. The fact he thinks we are all jealous too makes it even betterMy favourite part of every reveal Mario does is just how underwhelming it is
Doingitforthegramhuntake2
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Tell me you read tattle without telling me you read tattle…
Tinkerbell cat
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well he does own a couple of them wee tree air fresheners you get for the car my lovely, bought them when deek did 2 lessons. When I think about that it honestly still makes me laugh
Shrekssister
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Joseph Joseph isn’t going to sponsor you you fat slut