Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[Babybail93]

His voice makes me car sick.
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I played this and it came through the Alexa. Thanks Mario! Husband is going mental about that “Scottish tart” and the lids are crying the noo

 

[Caw1982]

Sorry I've been laid up in my temporary hospice care suite today, (aka the bedroom), post Ibiza recovery.
All I can say is, hahhhahhhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm literally pissing my pants in excitement now for the kitchen reveal that is taking longer to do, than a wee extension

 

[muscadet]

The Bet Lynch nightie and the hairy legs has ended me

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

He hasn’t mentioned his sofa since the big reveal almost a week ago.

He clearly hates it.

 

[Ferguson]

Only 1 day, 17 hours & 44 minutes tae wait ma lovelies (VOLUME UP)

 

[Ferguson]

Derailing sorry...please tell me she dunt wear clothes with mickey mouse on etc

I've got one for a colleague too.
Wears Minnie Mouse ears, Disney T-shirts.
Has a Tinkerbell 'powered by fairy dust' sticker on her car.
Describes herself as edgy and crazy.
I'd Describe her as fucking irritating.

Keeping it Mazda, am pyoor delighted that he hates the sofa also.

 

[Madge2022]

as much as I love you lot, I think I’m gonna take a bit of a break from watching martins stories and just find out what’s going on through these threads. I know we all have a laugh at him etc but he genuinely doesn’t stop moaning. Every single day moan moan moan. It’s mid June and he is banging on about the heat, we’ve still July and august to go plus he’s booked a holiday abroad so he’s not going to quit moaning about the heat for ages. Imagine waking up every morning and you’re just moaning and miserable. What a life btw That fan of his must be shit. Fat slug

Dinni fash hen, July means the start of crissmas countdown fur Martin. Hoat chocolate stashun and cosy time. Merry crissmas

 

[blueblue]

It looks like 5 footstools from Home Bargains stapled together. It’s horrendous. I know why it cost £500 now. Bet it doesn’t meet fire regulations either at that price

It totally looks like footstools. I'm so confused, where's the cushioning to sit on after a long day of just wanting hame.

 

[Babybail93]

So Derek’s no well (again). Mario will be hinting that he’s got that thing Hinch is pretending her kid had

 

[Poptart]

The Mario sofa? Id rather sit on the floor.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

The hoover lines on the sofa have me utterly deceased

Same.

I wish he'd forget and post two pairs of sweaty ball marks and a wee mangina smudge.

 

[Realhousemouse]

He’s 100% getting rid of next year and will decide he’s changing his colour scheme to beige/neutral colours….I think he already knows he’s fucked this but as usual he’s 10 steps behind everyone else

 

[AllieBee]

Still amazed at the fact he blew 160 quid on a bin to stick his rubbish in. That's almost as much as his sofa would have cost if he had paid for it. Wanker

My bin cost under a tenner from Wilkos because its only for rubbish and I begrudge spending money on a bin!

 

[peachy-keen]

Lovelies, remember he said he wasn’t going to plan a party for his 40th and he had some bullshit reason that I can’t remember but I’ve just noticed he’s following two new party accounts. He’s definitely fishing for a party

 

[laynelo_]

Doubt the cooncil would touch any of those flats, hence the minging skirting/door handles/ and falling apart kitchen. They will be demolished one way or another and soon probably, despite what his wee letter said. They are a fucking eye sore and would no look out a place in soviet Russia.

 

[JoeExotic]

I know he’s the size of a wee polly pocket but there’s no chance he can lie on that sofa without half of his fat arse hanging off it.

 

[Madge2022]

It’s Gay Pride Carnival in Blackpool this weekend.
He could have jumped on the train

And leave his home toon, he's already done that this year.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

So Derek’s no well (again). Mario will be hinting that he’s got that thing Hinch is pretending her kid had

"Deek, phone the PIPS the noo, tell them youse have wazowski disease like oor Sophs wain also!"

 

[Sloppys]

Ohh a grey sofa and chrome feet - sooo 2018 Mario.

 

[Madge2022]

What’s he got books for? He can’t read

They're in braille ma lovelie, cos oaf his Kerry Katonas #gettaeken
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Or one of those fat women that are obsessed with Disney to the point it’s weird

That's just reminded me of wan oaf ma favourite jokes.