Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[nefariousnellie]

I am flabbergasted by that sofa! So much worse than I ever imagined good lord

 

[Johnnoijones]

As expected the awful handles remain, the boiler and all the junk on the wall remains on the wall as does the glorious and awful looking strip light

 

[Rayne]

Are we not going to discuss the real issue here… Krystal’s cake decorating skills

 

[Ferguson]

Gets rid of a cheap grey uncomfortable sofa.
Replaces it with a cheap grey uncomfortable sofa.

Aye OK fatty.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Its been 30 minutes since I seen his dots of doom and I honestly still can't get my head around the fact that he has picked that as a sofa

 

[AllieBee]

I can't get over how he's waffled on for about 8 stories about that fucking horrible sofa. It's utterly hideous, but he thinks it looks classy. Also had to giggle when the thick tit tried to put a bit of French in there- We j'adore it. You twat Maz.

 

[Shrekssister]

What in the cheap home decor from the Sims is that

Anyway hens love the new #gifted #aff thread we've goat oan this dayn of dawn, lets get this done

 

[Skyflier6727]

Why is he “proud of you Charl”? For getting knocked up? Heat must have melted his one brain cell

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

"Happy Fathers Day & My dad or to anyone doing this role"

He was definitely in the "special" class. The ones who left school before the bell went, so they didn't get trampled on.

 

[muscadet]

That sofa looks like it’s not even deep enough to sit on it properly, well unless you are hobbits like them

 

[Rocketllama]

What does this even mean? It's like the ramblings of an imbecileView attachment 2231701

He really is fucking illiterate.
I can just imagine him sitting on his Lego couch typing that smiling away to himself thinking how articulate he sounds.

 

[SuzyE]

The saddest, middle aged man on social media posting this shite

Get a life, you freak show!

 

[youare1]

Aside from the brick wallpaper it looked better before, the jj and smeg are irrelevant when your boiler is on display, you have a strip light and a cat's litter tray in it, instead box in the boiler, change the light, the wallpaper and get a enclosed litter tray all of which would have made a huge difference at a lower cost, give it a few months and then it will be him complaining it's too dark, he just has to spend money and hasn't really a clue.
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Some of the comments from his Mafia lovelies, for those banned from Martin's page.
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That comment "Love that you keep it so real, so easy to get lost in all the perfection" ermm not sure that was his intention, think in his world this is perfection and others would be so envious.

 

[Madge2022]

Early bespoke thread title suggestion

Martin Sheeran, gonni build a Lego sofa.

 

[Madge2022]

Is the paypig not the one who gives the money?

Please don’t make me google this.

Pay me and I will tell you

 

[Babybail93]

“Booked more stuff in to be done”…… WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY COMING FROM?????

 

[mammaof3]

As if ''Uncle Mario'' was in the know about Greedy's new cash cow baby.

He's just been a dick head and trying to gain some of her followers as he's coming across as her bbf.

On babysitting duties - as if.
I wouldn't let him babysit my peace lily let alone a child.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Just got a speeding ticket coming here well he did not disappoint ....all we need now is the cooncil to demolish beirut towers and the monstrosity monzo has created so aye and rains shitebox in the kitchen

 

[Babybail93]

£84 on that sodastream! That’s before he buys all the accessories to make a fizzy drink station to go next to the coffee station and hot chocolate station

 

[Madge2022]

After reading this thread I sometimes find myself thinking in a Paisley accent

At least you're just thinking it, sometimes I find myself talking it. There's also someone in work that starts emails with hello ma lovelies, dying tae tell her tae stay in her ain lane