Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Not an ad
"I pay for this meter masel, tenner a week and so forth."

 

[mrsbucket]

I hate to be that person but it's not actually that hot?? I mean it's warm when you're sat in direct sun but all Mario does is fester in his dingy little cave. I honestly don't think he's ever experienced 40° heat in that bespoke place "abroad".

And fyi Maz, you can expect plenty mair hot summers as the planet heats up. Maybe take steps to reduce your environmental impact if you care so much. Sit doon and get some class!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Because he has first hand experience of landscape gardeners what with that massive garden he’s got… oh, wait…

 

[Caw1982]

Can you not just fart in a glass of water for bubbles?
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Serves youse right hen fur slagging aff Martin, patron saint of Jet2 holidays.

Haha, I’m away with jet 2 in a villa, not gona lie it’s lovely, I’m impressed. It’s even comes with a pet bloody Arsehole shop keepers know the score, they’re charging 2 euro a sachet of food, I’m now feeding 3 of them, and pretty sure their telling their mates

 

[gilly31]

Bet he was so disappointed when he took the wrapping off it and took a step back and thought ‘fuck me, now I’m going to have to pretend it’s exactly what I wanted’ auld Dani has done him dirty or whatever she is called!

She probably thought come to my shop again cap in hand wanting your colabs and free shit well let’s see how you enjoy sitting on felt covered pallets ya prick!

 

[mrsbucket]

His choice of accessories is always so bizarre. Industrial style lamps don't really match the plush strip club vibe of his lounge. He buys so impulsively I don't think he puts much thought into whether things actually belong together. And this guy reckons he is Paisley's answer to Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. Interior design insny your strength Maz - stick to polishing truncheons!

 

[Babybail93]

The vase counts as an extra bathroom in Beirut towers. Get tae ken ma lovelie

She’s definitely the type tae huv a commode in the corner of the bedroom and claim he has an en suite

 

[Fanta lemon]

Does he think he's the only one in the world working in the heat? Never mind the rest of us actually working more than half hour. My very tits are sweating today working in the NHS in a warm sweaty hospital doing actual manual work. As were millions of others across the UK today Marion

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Why would you need a side table when the arm rests look like fucking sideboards?

 

[Madge2022]

He delivered Stacey Trollomans last wean efter he gave her advice at Greedychops book lunch.

Photo courtesy of oor very ain darling @hopethishelpsallthebest where ur ye hen,.missing you

Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

He wants to dance his arse off to the song in his latest story. Here's an idea, it's Friday night go and do it!!!!!

tattle.life

 

[Shrekssister]

Well I googled it, and now I’m howling. Beaked nose

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Ma hens he will be right doon the DWP the morra to see what he can claim for having croutons disease

 

[RubySky478]

Oh those kitty footprints are going to drive him BONKERS.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hello ma lovelies, am noo weeelllll. Cannae believe how much she hates her hideous, hubba bubba sofa, the fat fuck. She barely posts it, bet Danyell is fumming. I bet a leg has already snapped off the cheap tat, when Marion flumped her fat arse on it. What's with the collection of prolapsed bumhole vases? Glad I've caught up in time for the kitchen reveal. Tons blessings to youse aw. Oh and Marion couldn't possibly be the father of Greedys baby, Marion is not man enough to produce sperm. As you aw know, her balls are the size of petit pois, talcum powdered to fuck and back. Aye.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I think we can all agree that if Whitney Houston had known she had the support of the Prince of Paisley, she’d have turned her life around and would still be with us today.

She’d likely be visiting Mario right now, eating Dairylea from his tapas table, and giving herself access to his wifi thanks to the framed password in the high footfall area.

 

[Babybail93]

Mair petty cash than sense. Wouldn't have bought them for a fiver.

His kitchen revamp is taking longer than what it took me to get a brand new kitchen installed, and my kitchen was stripped completely, including the ceiling! Canni wait fur the big reveal

My favourite part of every reveal Mario does is just how underwhelming it is

 

[Babybail93]

He tried to no show awe the shite he stores behind the sofa but here you can just see the corner haha

 

[Babybail93]

Them vases are rancid! Next thing we’ll know he has a bowl of glass pebbles on the windowsill, like your Auntie Pam had back in 1996.

 

[Ratgrrl]

Thread Suggestion.... Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

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Cleaning with Mario #102 Mario, Dario, Joseph, Joseph also

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Shall we compare.

1st sofa.

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2nd sofa.


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3rd sofa.

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OG sofa:

Ironic really because it’s the same idea as the latest monstrosity but much much nicer. Should have kept that one, Mario. Twat.