Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper 🥔

[Kaydeelaydee]

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Mario trying to flip and shake his thick lustrous hair. I can’t am weak. Marion please, wear a wig if only just once. Just for your hummers and hunners of fans. The face he pulls at the end too

Coming to a timotei advert soon

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Bottom of the page ad for Jaiii Deeee. Undisputed too so aye. Well played Tattle, well played

 

[Cagayu]

The dark grout only on one side is annoying me. Marion, I thought you had higher standards

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

View attachment 122212 The dark grout only on one side is annoying me. Marion, I thought you had higher standards

Ha! I thought he said it had to go . Wouldn’t Mario make the prefect 5th spice girl.... Tacky spice , I’m not sure. Or maybe boujee spice or trashy

 

[Frankensooze]

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Mario trying to flip and shake his thick lustrous hair. I can’t am weak. Marion please, wear a wig if only just once. Just for your hunners and hunners of fans. The face he pulls at the end too

A wig...

View attachment 122212 The dark grout only on one side is annoying me. Marion, I thought you had higher standards

His lack of taste, like Hinch, pains me.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Washed down by spritz. So aye had to go for the Rennies my lovelies

Wonder if he pronounces it Jaiii 2 O

 

[Badaboom]

OMG! I thought that was Marion in bed in this photo! I was so confused

 

[Blurp]

Apart from being tiny gaeghs, what do him and Derek have in common? I expect that, left to himself, wee Deek would have the flat decorated in a functional style, with a comfy sofa to kick back on while eating his ready meal, as well as to watch the fitba while cuddling Rayn. I bet he'd be happy with supermarket menswear rather than knock off designer too. He could spend other evenings playing fitba and Saturdays watching it. Instead, he's lumbered with a drama queen who insists he spends all his money on him, makes the flat stink of chemicals and loves no one but himself.

 

[Cagayu]

Apart from being tiny gaeghs, what do him and Derek have in common? I expect that, left to himself, wee Deek would have the flat decorated in a functional style, with a comfy sofa to kick back on while eating his ready meal, as well as to watch the fitba while cuddling Rayn. I bet he'd be happy with supermarket menswear rather than knock off designer too. He could spend other evenings playing fitba and Saturdays watching it. Instead, he's lumbered with a drama queen who insists he spends all his money on him, makes the flat stink of chemicals and loves no one but himself.

Mario and Derek have settled for each other. Resigned themselves to being in an unhappy relationship for fear of being alone.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

This is code for he had to go on a tat run. So aye and so forth ...

He was on a mission to buy Dettol, so aye

 

[Northern lass]

This thread is life in lockdown, absolutely howling, Marion just keeps giving and giving

 

[Be More Pacific]

Feelin' pure boujee as duck today lads

Happy Monday ma lovelies!

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Has he actually put an attachment on it?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Has he actually put an attachment on it?

Do Dyson do a defuser attachment for he hairdryer? I'd love to see Melvins 3 hairs all bouncy and curly like

 

[L00kform3]

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I bleeping love this thread

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Now that Dezza has splashed out on the Dyson, Melvin can save up for another hair essential favourite staple. These will be shamazing for updating his lockdown look and will not be utterly pointless AT ALL.

And the lassies will have even more fun when Melvin throws his next soiree

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Do Dyson do a defuser attachment for he hairdryer? I'd love to see Melvins 3 hairs all bouncy and curly like

Yes! We knows this cos Melvin specified that although he won't use the diffuser "obviously", that it'll get used when "the lassies come round when they're going out"

 

[Frankensooze]

Yes! We knows this cos Melvin specified that although he won't use the diffuser "obviously", that it'll get used when "the lassies come round when they're going out"

Perfect for that eighties permed hair look.

 

[Greygardener]

The last thing Mario needs is another bloody hoover! Its like friends where she has the smaller hoover to hoover her bigger one.

 

[Curiousgeorge]

Pure stonnin