Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper 🥔

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Frankensooze

I'm dying of shame for him, waving the dyson hairdryer around nowhere near his little pubic patch of hair.
 
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Cagayu

Imagine paying £300 for a hair dryer when it’s that short you could towel dry it quicker...
he’s diddled himself out of 300 pieces of tat from Poundland
 
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Goldieoldie

I’m actually laughing out loud at that hair dryer post more than a hair dryer and no wonder he is saying it is worth the money and now we know why Derek got him it....so he doesn’t have to go near him
 
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TheFabFader

Derek's Dank Stash said:
He's alive and got the pink stuff out for his bog roll holder. Blessed day!

As an aside pink stuff is the real deal and worth the cleanfluencer hype
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Pink Stuff is bloody marvellous! I’m not telling anybody I got the idea for using it from a cleanfluencer!
 
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BananaClub

Oblivionbaby said:
Ive assumes he’s added his touches of blush pink to try to make the blatantly pink free lamp blend in
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And it still doesn’t....as the lamp is pink and his bath mat rug and cushions are salmon ..his lounge is one of the ugliest tackiest rooms iv seen ....and I used to watch changing rooms

Derek's Dank Stash said:
He's alive and got the pink stuff out for his bog roll holder. Blessed day!

As an aside pink stuff is the real deal and worth the cleanfluencer hype
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He put his piss stained and pube infested toilet roll holder on his kitchen worktops
 
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Frankensooze

We've all got quarantine hair, but mazzas hairdont is always bad.
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Kaydeelaydee

I'd really like to know how many trips and shops it's taken to get a tin of disinfectant spray when he's got plenty alternatives to do the same job.

But hey, as long as he's feeling himself. Bawbag.
 
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Derek's Dank Stash

TheFabFader said:
Pink Stuff is bloody marvellous! I’m not telling anybody I got the idea for using it from a cleanfluencer!
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It's our secret, don't worry

I had repressed that Changing Rooms ever happened. What state would it be these days with so many social media experts?
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

So he had to go out and buy Rennie. That sausage and bacon breakfast didn't help then no? Well qu'elle surprise! Tit
 
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