Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper 🥔

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ayeayecaptain

cleaningupthecrap said:
I am ashamed to say that I know why - the idiot just slapped them on so they were lopsided and at different heights. He has ordered some more to replace the cack-handed job he did

Also, what are TABLE DRYER eggs?
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But how the fuck will he know what’s in them in the meantime??
 
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Be More Pacific

cleaningupthecrap said:
I am ashamed to say that I know why - the idiot just slapped them on so they were lopsided and at different heights. He has ordered some more to replace the cack-handed job he did
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I knew that too

Some people just clearly skip through his stories without listening to the gospel according to St Mario
 
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Be More Pacific

ayeayecaptain said:
If it was today then yes I did skip. I’m in a shit mood and still not finished paying for this iphone yet
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No, it was when he was showing them off to the muffia.

I never skip because there will usually be some nugget of comedy fucking gold that I know I can come on here and laugh about
 
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ayeayecaptain

Be More Pacific said:
No, it was when he was showing them off to the muffia.

I never skip because it there will usually be some nugget of comedy fucking gold that I know I can come on here and laugh about
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Oh I wonder if he had maybe sworn - usually I skip then cos have little ears close by. I was asked why I always listen to that woman the other day
 
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Be More Pacific

ayeayecaptain said:
Oh I wonder if he had maybe sworn - usually I skip then cos have little ears close by. I was asked why I always listen to that woman the other day
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Probably. He swears like a navvy.

And yes, I appreciate the irony of this given that I could give Gordon Ramsey a run for his money on a good day
 
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Badaboom

Why does he have such a busy sink? That set up would do my nut in! Just because someone sells a sink accessory it doesn’t mean you have to buy it Marion!!
 
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Cagayu


I hope that sticking out bit of mop sprays his trousers with bleach
 
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