Claresurey #4 #FreeDylan

[livelaughlobotomy]

She's like the monster under your bed waiting to grab you when you walk by

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

she actually looks like a clone of the pepperami guy
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@livelaughlobotomy please photoshop Clare on this if you can plz

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

The newest video is killing me, the out of time lipsync, the dressing like Captain Clare Sorrow (nobody asked where its from Clare, so don't start that), the shaking like she's got low blood sugar.

 

[Icedcoffee1]

What a legend! Thank you
I don't know what's worse! The tan or the brows!

This is my personal favourite pic. The sexy intellectual hamster

 

[Icedcoffee1]

If she pulls those leggings up any higher the deaf will be able to read her lips

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

STOOOOOPPP

Straight outta The Conjuring

St. Clare Patron Saint of Demonically Posessesed Hairpieces

 

[gimm3more]

So there were no thread name suggestions and I was on like page 8, thought I’d keep it simple

To recap:
- she’s had the worst year ever (because she got dumped) but she’s a survivor!
- she’s the best mummy ever!!
- she’s being trolled and bullied but she doesn’t let that get her down x
- she’s just so sweet and bubbly and lovely
- still exploiting her disabled dad
- still wearing flammable and horrifically revealing clothing made by child slaves
- still got the air violin out
- still looking like she’s been bathing in Cuprinol
- the Caucasian Kelly Rowland
- TIME’s person of the year x

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Anyone remember those knitted dolls decades ago, that used to sit on toilet rolls to hide them

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Thread title suggestion

Claresurey #6: Crispy Hot Dog

 

[Badgerbadgerbadger]

I've found Clare's Mum! Same revolting hair peices, same creosote tan!

 

[Icedcoffee1]

Marking my place with shein induced static electricity

 

[greenwk1]

I just scrolled down her page and the filter slipped

 

[TrixieMattell]

Thick as mince and can't even tell he's taking the piss out of you love

 

[TrixieMattell]

Clare Bingo this week:

New year, new me
Next year will be my year
Glad to see the back off 2022/worst year of my life
I won't let anyone else walk all over me
I'm a strong and a fighter
I will expose this person but I'm not a bully
Mogelling montage
Car conference
Christmas Tree conflab
A selection of flammable clothes that you wouldn't wear outside the house

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Psychic Clare

 

[bitterangel]

i’m convinced her real hair looks like this and no one can tell me otherwise

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Clare, I may be a fat, gelatinous whale but at least my hair, tits, lips and eyebrows are my own. You look like an old twiglet that's been gathering bits of dog hair under the sofa for the last decade.




Disclaimer: Nothing wrong with cosmetic surgeries. The above statement only applies to peperamis.

 

[Mrloverlover]

she thinks shes a pussy cat doll....more like pissy twat troll

 

[ellemayoh]

her curtain vid was giving looney tunes vibes

 

[Redgirl81]

On the ‘would you date me’ video

Wonder what her Tinder profile is like…

Hi Guys.. I’m Clare! I’m in my 40’s but only look in my 20’s with leather skin.
Im a professional dancer and can play lots of instruments. Love cooking, going for walks in the woods and taking about myself and how much of a hard life I’ve had.

Im looking for a man with a good job, preferably a dentist or someone who specialises in wigs, who can wine and dine me and keep my shoulders warm on these cold winter nights.