Claresurey #10 So desperate for a man she has dumped Dylan. Turkey Teef The next chapter!

[TrixieMattell]

Oh Barbie Windsor is 100% one of us

 

[gimm3more]

I’m creasing at the thought of him waking up to one of her riddles
“U do u but be aware”

 

[Whitetiger19]

The pair of them are absolutely crackers as far as I am concerned. She didn’t want to be with the other guys she’s been with because they moved too fast yet this one has moved quicker than the speed of lightening and she’s all over it. Makes it even more obvious the other ones just weren’t interested.

 

[TrixieMattell]

Wonder if he's googled his new girlfriend yet? I wonder if he knows he has a girlfriend actually?!

 

[Thequinn]

I grazed my hand in an attempt to end it all.

 

[smudge126]

Clare on her way to rate her plate

Why’s she riding a bike with her eyes shut the mad old tart

 

[Olaf26]

Hats off ( and plazzy boots) to Barbie Windsor - again

 

[Secrets12345]

Maybe it's just me but I can't cope with the randomness of the garlic and rosemary placement

EVERYONES SO CREATIVE

 

[Lolly71990]

What a delightful theatre look clare

Skin cancer incoming…..
She looks burnt to a crisp. I’m black and she’s darker than me. Revolting

 

[Olaf26]

That’s not a track suit!!!!!
It’s a pair of far too large pj’s, cheap polyester pj’s.
By far the most flammable garment she’s worn- it’s nearly as shiny as her eyebrows!!!!

 

[TrixieMattell]

The filter is strong on both of them View attachment 2447906

Always smiling? Not surprised with those nashers, they can both barely close their gobs

 

[Sunsetlass]

Not sure how I missed the….Mr Lubba Lubba lip sync

They call me Mr Lubba Lubba they call me mouth full of mint tic tacs totally bombastic

 

[potatopotato2988]

Barbie Windsor you little fucker

 

[potatopotato2988]

It’s not even about her weird body for me, i don’t care if you look like a super model, it’s a really unattractive trait to post as many pics as Clare does of herself

 

[lorballs]

I think Clare thinks home made literally means made at home because dolmio isn’t home made lol

 

[Olaf26]

I can’t bare the way she sucks that straw- reminds me of when you’ve been to the dentist and your lips are numb

 

[Snapshotstye]

Can't believe she isnt going as winifred Sandford, God knows she's the teeth for it

 

[Snoopylouwho]

I do hope this follower slept well last night knowing St Clare answered this burning question.

Steve really is her saviour. I mean she now likes carrots thanks to him.
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Elnette & Creosote Clàire

This is a contender for next thread title, surely?

 

[mrsmcconaughey]

Dylans had enough of being locked in the cupboard with a happy meal, he'll be wanting some of that delicious spaghetti bolognese made from scratch again. I say scratch but it's Mince and dolmio sauce. Just like it was before Steve. Fuck you Steve

 

[blonde_ambition_]

Love the caption mummy Clare opposed to what