Claresurey #10 So desperate for a man she has dumped Dylan. Turkey Teef The next chapter!

[smudge126]

Ariana Grandma

 

[TrixieMattell]

Nice work @Snoopylouwho and @f**k ur zoflo let the gossiping continue.

Recap coming up!
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Clare Surey. Patron saint of being an amazing mummy. It has been her entire personality over the summer holidays, with some emotional incest and blackmail for her poor boy. He has been a supporter of Clares tiktok and watches out for the trolls so he must have seen all the depressive posts and crying whilst he's been at his dad's.
She had toothache. A self diagnosed abscess and it was the worst time of her life. Not sure if it was worse than the time she was dumped by Robbie which was also the worst time of her life. She's been through a lot has Our Clare but through the medium of dance she has finally found her voice. Unfortunately she has retired the violin but we are still treated to Caucasian Kelly Rowland sometimes.

Clare went on the margaritas and decided to go on POF where she has met Turkey Teef. It's been two weeks but she's already declaring love and proposing marriage to him in the cringiest social media posts. How he hasn't run for the hills yet we do not know.

Since meeting Turkey Teef, she has forgotten all about Dylan. He's started high school now and she's barely mentioned how amazing he is and how much of an amazing mummy she is. It must be true that at five margaritas she's has not only given head but lost her own.

Barbie Windsor is giving us daily laughs with her account and Clare has been most offended by the filter slip video where she responded saying she has no filter on, whilst the video showed she had a filter on. It wasn't made up Clare, it was your real face.

Lets not forget that she filled up with fuel and got propositioned. Went to Tesco and got propositioned. Goes out and gets propositioned. Poor lass, no wonder she's been so thirsty recently when you can't even nip to the corner shop without getting the offer of a quick shag from Dwayne, the part timer who works on the cig kiosk.

Anyway, it's time for a new chapter where we are watching the love car crash and we are here for it.

Thanks for reading you little crets xxx

 

[blonde_ambition_]

Dress is vile, but my eyes are always drawn to those plastic fucking shoes.

Clare’s shoe collection

 

[Mlem]

Sorry but….

 

[Snapshotstye]

Christ you can just imagine how her strongly worded email to the school looks

Dear who you be you I be me it may concern

 

[TrixieMattell]

I can't believe that Turkey Teef hasn't even lasted a full thread

Thread suggestion:

Claresurey #11: that's not a cape you're wearing, it's a massive red flag!

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

Barbie, if you are reading here can you please let us know do you actually know / know of Clare in real life? I'm really intrigued by this.

Thanks

Barbies last video shes wrote yes in comments she deffo reads here and has answered so she knows clare thats made ma day
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[livelaughlobotomy]

Oh god, I need a @livelaughlobotomy edit for that!

Just for you

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What a delightful theatre look clare

Why has she got a cock ring on her arm? Does she need to keep her arm erect for the theatre?

 

[MoSalad]

My face watching Clare’s emotional car video

 

[mrsmcconaughey]

Imagine being the poor bastard that's sat behind her at the theatre, she may as well wear a Bishops mitre ffs with the dimensions of her barnet. The theatre should take money off for restricted view seats.

 

[Snapshotstye]

Seen someone did a Google image reverse on HER MAAAAAANS dinner pic and it came up she's took it off a Facebook cooking page

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

So she said earlier in her live she got a deliveroo and the guy said she was beautiful and asked if she was married aye ok clare doubt that happened

 

[undercoverboss1]

This has made me so angry. My daughter self harms, she has ptsd from years of bullying at school. This knuckle scrape is not self harm. She’s making an absolute mockery out of self harm and out of people that really do self loath . I can’t believe how much she thinks she’s been through with a break up when there are men and women out there being beaten black and blue. Her sister died her dad had a stroke surely that’s worse than what happens with Robbie . Sorry for the rant but this has really tipped me over the edge and I hope you read this Claire and delete that post as you are literally taking the piss and you need to grow up

 

[Krm2011]

WTF!

 

[Snapshotstye]

Lapdancer for her dad clare

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

I’ve been bored senseless tonight. I decided to take a look into the many faces of Claire. My personal fav is the last one

 

[Smilerlot]

Fuck me barbies only gone and done it again

 

[blonde_ambition_]

No words

 

[Losa53]

So the time I've been in aiya napa she got a boyfriend loves him and now he nowhere to be seen.
I've only been here 4 days

 

[blonde_ambition_]

I've took all evening to ponder this but how can seeing someone for 7 weeks be a relationship already? Or am I weird?

I bet the wedding dress has already been ordered from shein