Claresurey #10 So desperate for a man she has dumped Dylan. Turkey Teef The next chapter!

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Nice work @Snoopylouwho and @f**k ur zoflo let the gossiping continue.

Recap coming up!
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Clare Surey. Patron saint of being an amazing mummy. It has been her entire personality over the summer holidays, with some emotional incest and blackmail for her poor boy. He has been a supporter of Clares tiktok and watches out for the trolls so he must have seen all the depressive posts and crying whilst he's been at his dad's.
She had toothache. A self diagnosed abscess and it was the worst time of her life. Not sure if it was worse than the time she was dumped by Robbie which was also the worst time of her life. She's been through a lot has Our Clare but through the medium of dance she has finally found her voice. Unfortunately she has retired the violin but we are still treated to Caucasian Kelly Rowland sometimes.

Clare went on the margaritas and decided to go on POF where she has met Turkey Teef. It's been two weeks but she's already declaring love and proposing marriage to him in the cringiest social media posts. How he hasn't run for the hills yet we do not know.

Since meeting Turkey Teef, she has forgotten all about Dylan. He's started high school now and she's barely mentioned how amazing he is and how much of an amazing mummy she is. It must be true that at five margaritas she's has not only given head but lost her own.

Barbie Windsor is giving us daily laughs with her account and Clare has been most offended by the filter slip video where she responded saying she has no filter on, whilst the video showed she had a filter on. It wasn't made up Clare, it was your real face.

Lets not forget that she filled up with fuel and got propositioned. Went to Tesco and got propositioned. Goes out and gets propositioned. Poor lass, no wonder she's been so thirsty recently when you can't even nip to the corner shop without getting the offer of a quick shag from Dwayne, the part timer who works on the cig kiosk.

Anyway, it's time for a new chapter where we are watching the love car crash and we are here for it.

Thanks for reading you little crets xxx
 
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What do we reckon- night out with turkey teef tonight or will she give 5 mins to the son she’s forgotten she has ?
 
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Thanks for the recap @TrixieMattell ♥

I've been at work. Can anyone confirm whether they are married and had a child yet? She moves that fast i'm frightened of missing out 🤣
 
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That photo, somebody else's face. It's certainly not theirs
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Do we think they have played hide the sausage yet?
 
Well she did say she can't wait for the big date on Friday. I think he's gonna stay over as Dylans probably at his dad's.. so he will see her without the pony tail. 🙄
 
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Well she did say she can't wait for the big date on Friday. I think he's gonna stay over as Dylans probably at his dad's.. so he will see her without the pony tail. 🙄
And Dylans dad will get sole custody until he dumps her and she experiences rge worst time of her life. Again
 
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Well she did say she can't wait for the big date on Friday. I think he's gonna stay over as Dylans probably at his dad's.. so he will see her without the pony tail. 🙄
You can just imagine her setting her alarm for ridiculous o'clock to put her wig on and cheap slap and then sitting bolt upright staring at him until he wakes whilst wearing that cheap and nasty 4 piece "lingerie" set she flogs on TikTok 🤣
 
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Her video in her ' little black dress' I think it looks awful and saying she cant drink in the week because of Dylan waits up for her poor sod it's because he hasn't seen u all week clare and now he's at his dad's. Well it's drinky poos and dancing tonight and whatever else probably a tiktok before sex!
 
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Why does she still wear those gnarly, discoloured, plastic shoes. They must absolutely stink!! So unattractive.
get yourself some classy strappy sandals or stilettos
 
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Why does she still wear those gnarly, discoloured, plastic shoes. They must absolutely stink!! So unattractive.
get yourself some classy strappy sandals or stilettos
Plastic shoes, plastic hair and a polyester dress
. Clare, when you can see your belly button through a black dress, it's too small
 
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