Chloe Lauren #3 that boring nobody even thought of a thread title

[chelseaxxxxx]

Do we think she’s pregnant?
Saw she mentioned that she had bought the multimac (children car seats) for her car and just saw that they bought the 4 seat one!

she said she got it second hand

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

Shes had lip filler in the past I thought? Or maybe Im mixing her up with another influencer

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

I meant to post this too, I actually love both names but separately. It doesn’t sound right put together like that.

Yes exactly! Willow is a lovely name, Gigi wouldn't be my first choice but yes I can see why it is popular. But together just screams pretentious. Same as when she calls Sienna 'Sisi' I know she calls Lottie 'lot lots' (again so cringe) but what does she shorten Hallie to?
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So any guesses on what they will name their baby boy?

As long as she doesn't do a Fopperholic aka Nikki Ryan and choose one of my boys names 🥹

 

[minnieminx88]

Aesthetic laundry/cleaning bottles? She's got to be taking the piss

I thought the same. More money than sense.

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Can’t wait for this relatable content
I knew this was on its way

Shall we start guessing what it could be?!

New Car?
New Hermes bag?
New Jewellery?
New Rolex?

I beg your finest pardon Miss Chloe…. Why do you need a f^cking present for pushing? Is the new baby not the greatest most precious gift??!!

 

[Choco88]

I’m guessing Hugo or Bryce

 

[loveanatter]

I might have missed it but do the girls do any clubs or anything? Swimming lessons, dance, gymnastics, football… anything? It seems with the amount she can spend on a random trip on Celine products money wouldn’t be the issue

Not that she’s ever said but she might have to actually parent if they did so they probably don’t!

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

I mean we can see her nipples very clearly so wasn’t necessary to mention

she did however manage a car shot today without the hand cream

It’s not even THAT expensive, around £30-£40 so don’t know why she keeps showing it as if it’s a £10,000 Hermes bag

 

[Annue]

I'm sorry from the tummy up the way is ok it's the legs for me it's like she has very look skin

 

[Sliceofpizza]

I don’t mind Chloe but she posted this to her story… what a boring event with nearly every single person on their phones or recording for Instagram!View attachment 2379306

I clocked this too I thought how boring and dull. Bunch of nothings and nobodies trying to be somethings they’ll never be. Also thought I was gonna vom when she mentioned her cossie top eating her bum or whatever it was. Stfu Chloe

 

[PinkFigs]

I know it’s not his fault and he didn’t choose it, but Benn spelt with two ‘n’s gives me the absolute ick

Reminds me of Mr Benn, the cartoon character

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

"triplets that aren't triplets" make it make sense

You can quite clearly see that two of the girls look the same and the third girl looks different! Yes they all look similar as they are sisters but the whole Triplets thing is just weird

 

[missNosey28]

Oooh I don’t know! I don’t follow her so didn’t know that, I just stumbled across her page but I’d not seen her before. Is she on DD tonight?

Is it the new series? I don't watch it I just seen her post a few days ago to say she's going on it

 

[MakeMineADouble]

Gail Platt has been reading here

 

[Ck2020]

A double buggy is literally so embarrassing fair enough kids get tired but fuck me, sit at a restaurant or a bar and make them sit on a seat? My 4 year old doesn’t even have a pram on holiday. I lolled

 

[Chatterbox2412]

How many years is between those pics

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Chloe your children are 5 and 4 years of age...

Why does she still have a whole lot of bums to wipe?!

 

[minnieminx88]

Im sure ive looked for this in aldi. So whispering angel isnt the aldi one??

 

[PinkFigs]

I’m no good at recaps so I’ll leave that to someone else

 

[Pop25]

She’s off to Taylor swift it would seem