Not long back from a walk with the baby! Nearly done my 10k steps for the day! the baby has completely ditched the pram. When I say ‘are you going in your pram?’ He just looks at me, shrugs his shoulders and goes ‘nope’ ok then that’s me told
so we went for a walk, we walked past this gangster Amazon Prime van and by gangster you know them lads that blast rap music dead loud and smoke from their car - it was like that - but an Amazon Prime van. He started blasting Biggie and I mumbled to myself ‘Biggie Biggie Biggie can’t you see’ then the baby copied me and was walking up the street going BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE and I was going ‘sometimes your words just hypnotise me’
we walk past this car wash and the baby always stops and waves at this one man and the man is the only one who waves back, so he’s started coming over to us and the babies always like ‘car car car’ and the man just nods. And I’m just stood there dead awkward
anyway sometimes the baby doesn’t look but I always look anyway and the man waves at me as well
maybe he thinks I fancy him