I hope Char reads here & sees that…it’s hilarious!Miss you so much Hazel. The fat lump of lard is on her phone as usual, ignoring the kids. She wanted a shag this morning but I distracted her with the promise of some bacon. Yours forever, sharky x
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Bacon :bacon: 🥓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f953.png)
![Bacon :bacon: 🥓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f953.png)