The whole wedding will be a cliche...
What like the sausage rolls and cocktail sausages she bought for her kids lunches. Even I know to not give my kids those products, like you said its mostly cartilage and arse holes.Lol pork has cancer.
I read that communities that eat a lot of pork have a longer lifespan. I'm guessing it's 'natural' pork not highly processed tit full of cartilage and arseholes.
Bon appetite
Love you kids, want an arse hole for lunch? Only the best for her kids of course though we must remember