So how do we think Midsize will return to her favourite activity (prattling on about her mediocre, lazy life on the internet)? I don’t think even Charl is thick enough to do a reel about the funeral. But I’d put my money on some pathetic reel about self-care, mainly her sickly sweet voiceover:
- footage of her chubby fingers filling tea light holders with her hands covered by her grubby hoodie
- feat. Midsize opening the shutters (in an angle designed to conceal the actual size of her used to be Midsize chubby arse), to let the sunlight flood into her budget cruise style master bedroom, whilst
- she talks about how she’s taking huge strength from the signs of spring, then perhaps
- a cut in of her chubby knees walking in her (not been tended to in months since she ditched her wannabe Monty Don phase) garden, and then
- a clip of her stroking Day’s hands whilst on a dog with Darling Depressed Muuuuurrrl, and rounding off with
- her showing the slap up meal she’s prepping for herself and Frank (because she deserves it, she really does) while the Aldi pizzas for the cash cows is in the oven.
ETA: there’ll probably also be a chatty YT update video at some point too, so she can tell her tripod, whilst sniffling into her lukewarm ‘brew’ clutched by her piggy fingers, about how it was so SO hard at the funeral but she found the strength to read her poem (or whatever it was she wrote), and everyone said how brilliantly she did, and so proud of herself, she really was.
What a pathetic excuse for a parent.
secondly why would it matter during half term?!? It won’t take long it’s hardly going to disrupt their plans! We all know she does sweet FA with them anyway!
