Just because you want a dog, it doesn’t mean you should have one. I wish more people actually realised this. I would love a dog but for various reasons our life isn’t suitable right now to give one what it needs so we will wait until we can. I don’t know how Charlotte and Mark felt they could give a dog a full life, just like the kids, the dog barely goes anywhere.
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The content we’ve all been waiting for.. the flares are back!! 
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She looks a mess. She has no fashion sense. This is coming from a fashion buyerThe content we’ve all been waiting for.. the flares are back!!
I was thinking that! Surely the kids would love that meal? I feel really sorry for them
She looks like a bag ladyThe content we’ve all been waiting for.. the flares are back!!
What look is she attempting here?!! Why is she wearing that hideous sleeveless body warmer thing?! It’s AWFUL. And I’m sorry but the stupid jumper pulled over the hands thing is ridiculous. It’s not cute, it’s not endearing, it’s just like when toddlers pull their sleeves down - it’s annoying and childish. Also - someone needs to call the police because her shoulders have gone missing!!!!!The content we’ve all been waiting for.. the flares are back!!
So she wishes to be comfy and disguise the size of her arse?! How the actual duck does she think she’s disguising her arse? By making the rest of her body look ever more distorted, misshapen and contorted?! If she owned her size, dressed for it and stood with correct posture she’d look a million times better.The content we’ve all been waiting for.. the flares are back!!
Not sure how she’d improve on the frog grin and/or gnasher filled gurning face though
This has to be part of the new thread title somehow!
Well after watching the pasta video I can add glug & serve to the list of words she says that make me want to headbutt a paving slab
Not forgetting, '...add a huge handful of parmesan and measure with your heart.'
This is what I wore to school in 2002The content we’ve all been waiting for.. the flares are back!!
“Measure with your heart”
maybe she should start measuring with a set of scales, the tank.
maybe she should start measuring with a set of scales, the tank.
She looks a bleeping state.
Even I had two jumpers on at home but I was folding washing nothing g exciting but those manly Flaires should have been burnt. Along with ya dreams charl of being a fashion icon
Even I had two jumpers on at home but I was folding washing nothing g exciting but those manly Flaires should have been burnt. Along with ya dreams charl of being a fashion icon
…..Measure it with your heart…
I bleeping can’t. Please can someone just kill me now?
I bleeping can’t. Please can someone just kill me now?
Measure with your heartThose bleeping flares don't fit you
Measure with your heart
You look like a giant poo
You got bare feet when you're mowingThose trotters belong in a sty
But measure with your heart
Your so, so incredibly sly
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She treats the dog like the cats. The dog needs walking love!! He’s probably sat there waiting for u to walk him you lazy cow. Sad really. Also those scrawny looking kids of hers are 100 percent going to end up overweight like her when they’re older as they’ve been restricted proper meals and nutrition. They will have no idea how to portion and listen to hunger cues so will end up bingeing . Maybe that’s why she’s like she is because her mother was like it with her.
Even the "hope they like it" with the food photo is so woe is me isn't it?!?
Like she's so bleeping 50s housewife I've been slaving over this meal for my dear children vibe! Crap!!!
Try "I've been in work all day and I've rushed to get this done after work and school and activities so you will eat it!"
Like she's so bleeping 50s housewife I've been slaving over this meal for my dear children vibe! Crap!!!
Try "I've been in work all day and I've rushed to get this done after work and school and activities so you will eat it!"
This made me roar with laughter
When she was sitting outside in the car and she said the dog was looking at her! Yeah maybe instead of constantly going over to your bloody grandparents house instead just take your dog out for a good long walk. Why did she drive to her grandparents - they live close enough that she walks the kids around there every Friday evening in their nightwear so it can’t be that far, did she need to take the car? She is so unbelievably lazy. Why get a dog when you have zero interest in it, and zero intention of properly looking after it? Having a dog and letting it sit indoors all day everyday is NOT looking after it properly. They don’t enjoy the dog - having one is a lifestyle change, particularly a large energetic dog like that - you get them and you adapt your way of living to meet the needs of the dog that YOU DECIDED TO BUY. You don’t just take it home and let it sit around the house day in day out. What’s the point?
Cannot like this enough, you freakin genius!
Those bleeping flares don't fit you
Measure with your heart
You look like a giant poo
Those trotters belong in a sty
But measure with your heart
Your so, so incredibly sly
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