Carrie Hope Fletcher #83 What’sOnStage? Not Carrie, for much longer!

[RudeDog]

Late to the partaay so pls let me go as the famous striped budgie smuggler

Godspeed 🫡

 

[dull-board1243]

God this brings back memories/nightmares

O and A would NEVER

 

[Kiwi179]

I’m going as the Joel Gargoyle

 

[Mark81]

I’m going as the Joel Gargoyle

 

[MistyWindows]

Couple of thoughts about that saga:

1. Sissy that walk will now be the focal point of my next therapy session
2. Why was he acting like he was so bloody important being a Hermes driver??? Like you’re not special sunshine loads of people were doing the same thing
3. Yelling about your car transporting dead people during a global pandemic was a wild statement to make

I’m sure we’ve *all* had a bad Hermes experience at some point, they give you like an eight-twelve hour time slot and this self important prat was expecting everyone to be sat looking out the window like a dog waiting for their owner to get home
Doesn’t he call a woman a witch for being in her garden and not hearing the door straight away? What a catch he is.

 

[poppyseed1]

I’m going as the broken baguette from that time she bought a baguette and the shopkeeper broke it in half at the till.

 

[nymeria]

Who will be the DIVIDENDS?

 

[Mark81]

Someone could be a map of Paris with stickers on of a confused looking Joel and Carrie

 

[FakeSmile]

I’m going as Olive Green

 

[onmygroan]

Not sure if I should go as her desperate attempts to make Tangled her thing with Pete or her WEL Cinderella performance and just constantly complain about the sound in the courtroom.

 

[awkwardjellyfish]

I’m going as Carrie’s famous 14-year-old driving licence (that she got on her first attempt, don’t you know) xoxo

 

[snowfairy17]

I’m going as the broken baguette from that time she bought a baguette and the shopkeeper broke it in half at the till.

LOL when was this???

 

[awkwardjellyfish]

I’m going as Carrie’s famous 14-year-old driving licence (that she got on her first attempt, don’t you know) xoxo

I do have a spare costume if anyone fancies going as the mysterious movie script that Steven Spielberg turned down? Let me know guys x

 

[cluel3ss]

Anyone going as the first human to ever be born with brown eyes and blonde hair?

 

[LoopyLu32]

I’m sure we’ve *all* had a bad Hermes experience at some point, they give you like an eight-twelve hour time slot and this self important prat was expecting everyone to be sat looking out the window like a dog waiting for their owner to get home
Doesn’t he call a woman a witch for being in her garden and not hearing the door straight away? What a catch he is.

He also sat in his car, a mountain of packages visible in the background, doing pointlessly long narcasstic videos. If my package arrived late and I found out he was delivering it and was late because he’s been too busy sissy walking for the ‘gram or trying to make #HermesDiaries a thing, I’d be fuming!

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I'll be going as the CAPTIAL OF FRANCE

 

[Pistachiyo]

I've got a spare costume of a Kodak camera because her dad worked in a Kodak factory #workingclass

 

[LylaJovana]

I've got a spare costume of a Kodak camera because her dad worked in a Kodak factory #workingclass

 

[ariesgossip]

I’ll go as Joel’s big ugly never-acknowledged tattoo (unless someone has already taken that otherwise i’ll come as her disney themed christmas tree that she puts up in NOVEMBER)

 

[wordzalad]

Has anyone got dibs on 'Miles, who absconded with Oliver's cake' for the courtroom drama??

Speaking of Oliver… is anyone going as the foot spa?

wait someone is . I love tattle and my boyfriend doesn’t know why I’m laughing