Those doughnuts on her Insta story look nice but WHY DOESN'T SHE TELL US THE FLAVOUR OR ANYTHING
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I'm going as Carrie's 'Czech' accent, but will do an accidental costume change and slip into an Irish accent at times
I'm going as Carries Cinderella wig!
I’ll dress as her acting ability - so I’ll be completely absent from all events 
I’m going as the plastic bag Joel chose as an outfit that time. We need a volunteer to be his speedos.
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If he had looked like this at 28, she wouldn’t have ignored him for 8 yearsThere is nearly a 10 years age gap between Joel andthishottieunderstudy so maybe No Neck looked like this when he was 28?!?!?!? Only in Crabbie's wildest dreams
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I know this has been touched on before but I was just thinking about how Carrie went to great lengths to always refer to Oli as MISTER OLIVER ORMSON at every opportunity - referring to him that way gave him such status and really gave away how she felt about him. It elevated him and showed how proud she was to be partnered with him. The fact that she can't even call Joel by his first name most of the time is SO telling. He's just a person filling the role of 'husband'.
I’m going as Andrew Lloyd Webber
I hate to say it but I took the accent.
COC is following an account called “carriehopefletcherschild”. Jesus christ these kids are unhinged.
If you are one of the few not blocked from his insta, get a brew, and settle down to watch his highlights the Hermes diaries. the ‘Listen lady’ one is a particular highlight as I remember
That would require effort and don’t you know she’s the first pregnant woman ever to exist and so she’s tired all the time and is dealing with jet lag!
You'll be waiting a while, it's the coffee pods and halloween tea all over again, just "ooh look nice packaging" as she hamfistedly opens it with one hand because she's too cheap or incompetent to get a decent camera stand/grip or figure out a way to do the reveal properly. And then not a word about what the contents are actually like or what they taste of. I swear she probably just tips everything in to the bin.
Baffling why companies bother to send her stuff. If there was a WhatsOnStage award for worst influencer, she'd win it hands down!
Omg stop. I started it after reading your comment and screamed in pain when he did the “sissy walk”.
I had no idea this existed, off to go entertain myself for 10 mins
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