Carrie Hope Fletcher #83 What’sOnStage? Not Carrie, for much longer!

[polkamoon]

10/10 thread title from @awkwardjellyfish

Carrie is still the only person who’s ever been pregnant, and spent her honeymoon posting stories to her super special subscribers. She’s also pregnant did you know?

 

[Emxxx]

Absolutely dying at the title

 

[AGirlinHerHead]

Carrie’s insistence of her “high pain threshold” is actually killing me. Cannot wait to see her post birth

 

[poppyseed1]

it’s your stairs Carrie not his , you don’t even know him 4 years

 

[leabytottle]

Carrie’s insistence of her “high pain threshold” is actually killing me. Cannot wait to see her post birth

She’s got a high pain threshold, get can’t cope with jet lag??? I definitely think she’s preparing her “story” to get out of the pantomime!!

 

[mxllie2012]

This thread title cracks me up @awkwardjellyfish absolute masterpiece

 

[No_Its_Ever]

Hilarious to me that’s she’s said it’s taken four years to carpet ‘our’ stairs when they remain to have been Oli’s far longer than they’ve ever been Joel’s Lest we forget that she was living with a different man in that very house to the one she is currently married to and impregnated by just LAST YEAR!!

 

[poppyseed1]

Didn’t Tomas wife go on about some hypnotherapy breathing shite when in labour ?

 

[dull-board1243]

Hilarious to me that’s she’s said it’s taken four years to carpet ‘our’ stairs when they remain to have been Oli’s far longer than they’ve ever been Joel’s Lest we forget that she was living with a different man in that very house to the one she is currently married to and impregnated by just LAST YEAR!!

She was talking about renovations back with Oliver. Ok the pandemic could’ve taken more time than it normally would’ve for renovations. But FOUR YEARS to get carpet on stairs?

 

[apples38]

Carrie’s insistence of her “high pain threshold” is actually killing me. Cannot wait to see her post birth

Haha same. I used to think I had a high pain threshold until I was in hospital a couple of years ago with an abcess and I was HOWLING in pain
I've never given birth but imagine it is very painful - and usually over a long period

She doesn't have a clue what she's talking about as usual. Her desperation to be not-like-other-beautiful-soon-to-be-mummies is giving me so much second hand cringe

 

[Pistachiyo]

She's in for a right shock when she realises being a parent is an actual job (and unpaid!!! the shock!!!!! the horror!!!)

 

[londongirl2001]

She's in for a right shock when she realises being a parent is an actual job (and unpaid!!! the shock!!!!! the horror!!!)

But Debbie will be there to make sure Carrie continues to think that it’s a walk in the park.

 

[Mark81]

After Carrie's 'everyone ages a lot in 10 years' rants I thought I'd do a little comparison with a few ither theatre people. I've tried to be as fair as possible and not use her worst or others best.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

If Carrie can be ‘in love’ with a fugly bit of carpet I guess it’s not a massive leap for her to say she was ‘in love’ with a fugly bit of ogre.

 

[apples38]

After Carrie's 'everyone ages a lot in 10 years' rants I thought I'd do a little comparison with a few ither theatre people. I've tried to be as fair as possible and not use her worst or others best.

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Stone cold dropping Oli in there

 

[nymeria]

After Carrie's 'everyone ages a lot in 10 years' rants I thought I'd do a little comparison with a few ither theatre people. I've tried to be as fair as possible and not use her worst or others best.

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This is what I meant what I said that she looks like a completely different person while the rest lf the world looks like the same person in a different moment in their lives.

 

[picklesprout]

Didn’t Tomas wife go on about some hypnotherapy breathing shite when in labour ?

Hynobirthing has become a popular way of prepping for childbirth but the way Carrie has referred to it - by not really giving any details - is giving it a disservice.
I used hynobirthing techniques for both of my babies and it really helped me focus on managing my breathing and not on how scary/painful it all is. My partner said it was like I’d gone into a trance.
One thing that annoyed me about Carrie’s post is that she mentions the hypnobirthing course (which I’m going to assume is online!) but gives no details so it’s again about only herself. If she’s using the course I think she is (the positive birth company), she could maybe get her followers a discount code or share any deals they do but unless she’s getting a cut of the profit I can’t see her doing that!

 

[LoopyLu32]

Didn’t Tomas wife go on about some hypnotherapy breathing shite when in labour ?

I’ve never had a child but hypnotherapy helped me get over the worst of my crippling anxiety. It does work, but not in the “unicorns and fairies” way that Carrie is talking about it. You legit have to put some work in.

 

[_Chatterbox_]

I’ve never had a child but hypnotherapy helped me get over the worst of my crippling anxiety. It does work, but not in the “unicorns and fairies” way that Carrie is talking about it. You legit have to put some work in.

I don’t know if anyone on here is also on the Sophie and Dave thread and this is going to be OT but this reminds me when Sophie’s sister was (and still is) obsessed about hypnobirthing. Sophie was going to try it but didn’t (as she is the laziest person on the planet, her family nickname is Sloth) and only started using the hypnobirthing app when she was having contractions I imagine this will be Carrie

 

[majestic26]

Hynobirthing has become a popular way of prepping for childbirth but the way Carrie has referred to it - by not really giving any details - is giving it a disservice.
I used hynobirthing techniques for both of my babies and it really helped me focus on managing my breathing and not on how scary/painful it all is. My partner said it was like I’d gone into a trance.
One thing that annoyed me about Carrie’s post is that she mentions the hypnobirthing course (which I’m going to assume is online!) but gives no details so it’s again about only herself. If she’s using the course I think she is (the positive birth company), she could maybe get her followers a discount code or share any deals they do but unless she’s getting a cut of the profit I can’t see her doing that!

I also think whoever decided to call it 'hypnobirthing' has probably unknowingly put off so many people from it. It sounds all hippy-dippy and woo-woo but really it's just breathing techniques and learning the science behind labour which is fascinating and helps to remove the fear of the unknown. It's not a miracle cure, you do have to put the work in and remember everything you've learned, but it does help to demystify what can be a very scary thing if you've never done it before.