Exactly this...they're hyping him up as some great wee musician, but he's not that talented! They either need to get him some proper music/singing lessons if that's what he want to do, or start to manage his expectations!
Carrie Hope Fletcher #74 Wedding a mess, WTF was that dress, where the love is - that's anyone's guess
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It’s giving Alvin, Simon, Theodore…Literally NOTHING matches in this wedding. I get having the fletcher boys being involved in the wedding (they walked in front of Carrie, because she’s not like other girls so couldn’t have flower girls)
But their outfits? Surely you’d have them in shorts (if they must), tie/bow tie and hat that matches the groomsmen? Even get them brown vans like Joel. But not this
ETA I’ve only just noticed the bubble guns
Oh no! She had TerribleDanny Danny with a camera do the photos 
Which I bet is another freebie since surely Danny With The Bad Angle doesn’t take any money in exchange for being able to attend all kinds of eventsOh no! She hadTerribleDannyDanny with a camera do the photos
his photos certainly are nothing he should get paid for
Has she deleted this ridiculous photo already?? It doesn't show up for me
Why is Joel asleep??
I can't stop thinking about it
What’s sick?
So do I, she seems very lazy and self-centered which doesn't really align with the exhausting job of raising a child. Unfortunately she seems like the type to have kids just to tick off a box on a to do list:
Get engaged Get married 
Reproduce Be a mommy vlogger Write a book pretending to be the first mother ever
My friend was going to have this until she read the wordsI just saw that it was in the end of Enchanted! Of cooooourse it had to be something to do with a rEdHeAd PrInCeSs
“So close but so far”
Double bingo witches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing work
. I'm still convinced we should also check there's a damn pumpkin because her dress looks a bit like one. 
Can't wait to see footage of Joel crying when Tom started singing. Full disclaimer: there is no mention anywhere of this happening, just an idea of mine.
Exactly I don’t think she’s read them either?My friend was going to have this until she read the words
“So close but so far”
We're so close to reaching that famous happy ending
Almost believing this one's not pretend
Let's go on dreaming, though we know we are
So close, so close, and still so far
this photo. My god.
All this, of course, is assuming she is able to get pregnant at the snap of her fingers, which not everyone is able to do. You are so right about her acting like the first mother ever, though. First pregnant woman, first mother, etc. It'll be "Omg, the baby just kicked! Can you believe it? This baby is already so special and loves me so much that he had to kick me and let me know!"So do I, she seems very lazy and self-centered which doesn't really align with the exhausting job of raising a child. Unfortunately she seems like the type to have kids just to tick off a box on a to do list:
We don’t know that he hasn’tWhich I get, but again, I don't know who he thinks he is impressing with that? I think you're right though, he never got over being excluded from that post-engagement Disney trip and was relentless until he got that "title" smh. I'm surprised he didn't change his name to Montague-Fletcher to really drive it home
. That’s the next surprise---
That one pic looked like a pumpkin in her dress. It was just a lighting thing but I prefer to think the dress is haunted.Amazing work
Can't wait to see footage of Joel crying when Tom started singing. Full disclaimer: there is no mention anywhere of this happening, just an idea of mine.
Next time, we’ll have to add Joel sleeps
. I almost feel bad for him getting motion sickness at his own wedding. Surely this was a known issue before planning? As it was said earlier, it was all about her even to the detriment of others.
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She'll call the book something ridiculous likeSo do I, she seems very lazy and self-centered which doesn't really align with the exhausting job of raising a child. Unfortunately she seems like the type to have kids just to tick off a box on a to do list:
'Carrie-ing Hope: Life as an Expectant Mother and How to Navigate Pregnancy'
You should ask for dividends once the book is out, she'll 100% use this.
I cannot WAIT for the inevitable Q&A where she addresses stuff from here about her wedding.
Go on Carrie, here’s some ideas for you:
• why did you pick the ugliest wedding dress any of us have ever seen?
• why did you have a full blown wedding after stating you didn’t want one?
• why did you perform at your wedding after saying you didn't want it to be a performance?
• no seriously, why did you pick that dress????
Go on Carrie, here’s some ideas for you:
• why did you pick the ugliest wedding dress any of us have ever seen?
• why did you have a full blown wedding after stating you didn’t want one?
• why did you perform at your wedding after saying you didn't want it to be a performance?
• no seriously, why did you pick that dress????
They looks like they're in school uniform or somethingLiterally NOTHING matches in this wedding. I get having the fletcher boys being involved in the wedding (they walked in front of Carrie, because she’s not like other girls so couldn’t have flower girls)
But their outfits? Surely you’d have them in shorts (if they must), tie/bow tie and hat that matches the groomsmen? Even get them brown vans like Joel. But not this
ETA I’ve only just noticed the bubble guns
Why does nothing match or make sense?!
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