Joel, I think Kim K would really like her a** backSmug is Joel's default setting, which is puzzling because literally no one wants anything he has, and no one is jealous of him in any way, shape, or form.
What's not to believe? He'll have come free. Proper wedding photographers cost proper money.I can’t believe she got Danny to do her wedding photos - he can sometimes take a decent candid shot of actors (not exactly hard) but wedding photography is a whole different ball game - you have to direct people for the group photos for starters. And we know from his tour photos he can’t find a good angle of Carrie. Oh it just keeps getting worse
Although saying this, I’m not sure she’d want too many photos of that dress on display, so it might work out for them.
Toading about like Toad of Toad Hallwhen he’s toading about like Toad of Toad Hall. Also what does it say on this placecard because it isn’t ‘Joel’ or ‘Groom’. Did they give themselves characters?!!
Yes, me too!! I wonder who he’s doing the podcast with. It won’t be Scott or Rob, maybe Brad? Scott always has his mouth open, any ideas why, has me feeling uncomfortableSongs I heard during the "hymns" were; Stand By Me, Dancing in the Moonlight, Friends Theme, I'd Do Anything & Can't Take My Eyes Off You. All those well known hymns.
Also caught someone saying 'me and Joel are doing a podcast' in the background.
He looks 10x more attractive in these photos than he does now, and that isn't saying much.I still can't believe Carrie married this man
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I’ve actually been keeping track as I spot things. (Have I mentioned it’s been a rough week? Yes, I’m playing my own BINGO game with the venue price list.)She really does have feet like a man
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The venue cost about £9,200 to hire which is not cheap
I think it’s the vocal warmup podcast he had on his stories last week? There was a link but I can’t find it nowYes, me too!! I wonder who he’s doing the podcast with. It won’t be Scott or Rob, maybe Brad? Scott always has his mouth open, any ideas why, has me feeling uncomfortable
For the amount Carrie spends on Disney you think she could have paid more for her guests meal.I’ve actually been keeping track as I spot things. (Have I mentioned it’s been a rough week? Yes, I’m playing my own BINGO game with the venue price list.)
£7,800 - Sunday price for venue
£4,000 - rides
£1,000 - stalls
£9.15 per person - “street food” aka burgers
Haven’t seen any pics of desserts.
She saved money by not having a DJ and doing her own decorations.
So, £12,800 before food, dress, bubble guns, etc.
You'd think, but then all that matters to Carrie is Carrie.For the amount Carrie spends on Disney you think she could have paid more for her guests meal.
this is the pricing guide for Rosie Red Corsetry & Coutures custom gowns (aka who created carries gown). its strange cause after looking through the insta of the gown companies they truly do create beautiful dresses and it looks like carrie couldnt make up her mind and decided to demand a mashup of prior gowns made, as well as choosing a dozen clashing colours.I’ve actually been keeping track as I spot things. (Have I mentioned it’s been a rough week? Yes, I’m playing my own BINGO game with the venue price list.)
£7,800 - Sunday price for venue
£4,000 - rides
£1,000 - stalls
£9.15 per person - “street food” aka burgers
Haven’t seen any pics of desserts.
She saved money by not having a DJ and doing her own decorations.
So, £12,800 before food, dress, bubble guns, etc.
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I think it’s the vocal warmup podcast he had on his stories last week? There was a link but I can’t find it now
all i can find of a cake is this (in the background of that video scott posted of frumpy and smug dancing) looks very meh compared to everything else on the day (maybe i was expecting a choccywoccydoodah type cake, or one of those half finished rustic looking ones)I'm getting irrationally pissed off now that we haven't seen a cake.
I know right! I genuinely thought it was going to be a massive, extravagant creation yet from the tiny blurry shot of it, it just looks like it's been quickly knocked up by the venue.I'm getting irrationally pissed off now that we haven't seen a cake.
Yes it should be "Joel and me"Not convinced.