Sorry to make a bad thing worse, but it seems the ass shaking is the fat vibrating as an aftershock of his earthquake of a laugh.
Leaving now. Sorry again.
Leaving now. Sorry again.
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I hope poor Edgar isn't watching and seeing her infidelityAlright guys, despite the protests, I NEED to share the cringe with youI think I have found a way to share the videos of her stories but if this doesn’t work or I somehow dox myself then I will be immediately deleting!! This is just the first half of the stories. No jiggling butts but some vomit-inducing baby talk from them both
For all she harps on about being 30 now, why is Carrie wearing a bathing suit that would only make sense on a 6-year-old girl? Why does she only ever dress like a toddler or a granny? She needs a stylist so badly.
Carrot is actually in a position to help those cats, easily could go take them to a vet and pay for the treatment of deflea worm etc, even donating to local cat rescues out there (I assume they have them!). She could go herself and buy some spot on and each kitty she pops some on, just to help. She has the money to do so!!
I know in the perfect sense cats should be weighed but it’s essentially small cat needs x - medium ‘normal cat size’ needs x - and a large cat needs x.
But if you have a cat and do spot on regularly you know the amount a cat needs and what size they are deemed.
She’s making her personality about cats and how much she cares for cats but she clearly doesn’t or she would be helping somehow, even going to get them some food so they can have a meal!!
Sorry that was a long rant that probably didn’t make sense, I’m obsessed with my cat and cats in general and if I had her disposable income it would be all bout da catz
I know in the perfect sense cats should be weighed but it’s essentially small cat needs x - medium ‘normal cat size’ needs x - and a large cat needs x.
But if you have a cat and do spot on regularly you know the amount a cat needs and what size they are deemed.
She’s making her personality about cats and how much she cares for cats but she clearly doesn’t or she would be helping somehow, even going to get them some food so they can have a meal!!
Sorry that was a long rant that probably didn’t make sense, I’m obsessed with my cat and cats in general and if I had her disposable income it would be all bout da catz
Occasionally I'll just get this weird suspicious feeling that this entire relationship/marriage is just a publicity stunt. It just doesn't seem real or authentic, it's just this big, rushed mess that exists entirely online and has done from the get go. All they do is post, argue in the comments, rant on stories, argue on twitter, block people on twitter that have only liked something.. it's just this uncomfortable, chronically online bit to me. 
Carrot and Borat in a few days - “why do we have a cold”
Also why does she frown in every photo? She already looks a good 20 years on her age. She ain’t helping herself
Also why does she frown in every photo? She already looks a good 20 years on her age. She ain’t helping herself
She cares too much about marriage to have a fake one just for the sake of publicity. It's all real, it looks performative just because there are no real feelings and she just wanted to be married - she didn't care if she didn't love the guy as long as she won this race (against herself).
It has amused me that he's still wearing the Budgy Smugglers from their vile couples freebie and she's no longer matching with him. Mind you, that two piece from them was nicer than the My Furst Disnee swimsuit she's rocking.
It would have been a lot cheaper if she had just got the Central Line along to Westfield and visited the cat cafe there. Bonus, the cats in there aren't strays either.
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I went there a couple of months ago and it's just lovely - the cats are so well cared for and they ensure guests are very respectful of them.It would have been a lot cheaper if she had just got the Central Line along to Westfield and visited the cat cafe there. Bonus, the cats in there aren't strays either.
Java Whiskers - Experience London's Finest Cat Cafe
Java Whiskers is a new form of rescue cat rehoming, where you can enjoy a cup of coffee while you get to know our cats and enjoy cat cuddles!
She invited us all to the party, and yet nobody came.Uneventful
Yeah the part where she’s scratching the cat and then runs her fingers through her own hair is
.My only regret when I visited Cyprus was that we didn’t see the flamingos which I think are on the east side with the beach resorts? I don’t understand going on a beach vacation when it’s cool AND not seeing anything apart from the hotel pool.
) directly after she pet the cat and he now has fleas.
Yeah, general rule is that you don’t pet stray animals!! But hey. Nobody said
The cat thing is so tedious. It's just in lieu of having a personality.
PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN CRABBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crabbie's look of Love take two...
No Crabbie aka YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ain't Madonna (No Neck used the song Vogue in this story...)
No Crabbie aka YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ain't Alessia either...
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Crabbie's look of Love take two...
No Crabbie aka YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ain't Madonna (No Neck used the song Vogue in this story...)
No Crabbie aka YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ain't Alessia either...
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Joel'wife would rather pet stray animals than to touch the ogre who gifted her a green engagement ring and made her A WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says a lot about their relationship lmao
not Joel saying she's "hot like the weather" and her saying it's too chilly for a beach holiday in Cyprus
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For a 'larger gentleman' I can't understand why Joel would choose Speedos/trunks over a pair of swim shorts. Are they really more comfortable? Obviously people are entitled to wear what they want but he just comes across as such an attention seeker.
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