i think he’s doing it because she’s moaned about oli never posting her, probably saying it showed he never really cared about her. i think that might be why joel’s always calling her #myWIFE because when did we ever hear oli refer to her as his girlfriend?
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Ew it's such a creepy voyeuristic video. Why is the sweaty frog zooming in from far away when she clearly can't see she's being recorded. Then she covers her face and the camera with her hands. Even if Carrie did watch it back and say it was okay to post. WHY WOULD YOU POST A VIDEO THAT LOOKS LIKE A STALKER TOOK IT WITHOUT CONSENT.
Laaaard have mercy!!!!!!!!They're at am "adults only" resort.... We're going to get more arse crack photos, aren't we?
I think it’s amazing that Carrie has found herself a man who’s as much into fighting with strangers on the internet as her. And we know from his older posts and rants that he was like this before they started dating, so it’s not a new thing. He just has an audience now.
Yeah definitely a resort complaint incoming. Can you imagine her
That video!! I wouldn’t want to be filmed by a stranger when I’m trying to enjoy myself on holiday 
Yup several of us who commented on the day of the Hello article 'blimey that was quick' or words to that effect got blocked!
Ridiculous given you know...they sold the story to a magazine and...people comment on magazine articles that's the point.
Oh come on now don’t be mean. You’ll get flea ridden stray cats in yours. Bet David and Vicki didn’t put that kind of exclusive content in theirs. It’s a musical theatre themed bargain. Andrew Lloyd Webber living rent free in this ones head.
side note: Do we think she must’ve needed some urgent disposable cash? Who would put their cameo up 24 hrs before they go on holiday? (I know they do have some nine course dinners to pay for, but even so
)Wonder which year she’ll actually get round to filming them?
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Poor fuckers will get their Cameo's half naked (although at least for now, could be worse could have been in Croatia or where ever they were). Are they going to rush up to the hotel room and get dressed, then change and go back to the pool?Oh come on now don’t be mean. You’ll get flea ridden stray cats in yours. Bet David and Vicki didn’t them in theirs. It’s a musical theatre themed bargain. Andrew Lloyd Webber living rent free in this ones head.
side note: Do we think she must’ve needed some urgent disposable cash? Who would put their cameo up 24 hrs before they go on holiday? (I know they do have some nine course dinners to pay for, but even so
Wonder which year she’ll actually get round to filming them?
She preparing the way for a career in feet pics when the work dries up and they go bankrupt from continuous holidays.My ex’s toenails got fucked up when he was training for a marathon & I’m pretty sure mine will at some point before my half. But I don’t plan on sharing any pictures anywhere never mind for paying subs
Joel must be pretty confident in getting the next big job to spend so much. Before KG he worked pretty consistently but never a lead. Be interesting to see what’s next.
We book adult-only resorts for every trip because we don’t want to spend our holidays wincing at kids screaming and getting splashed when trying to read by the pool etc. I don’t hate kids, but I do hate being around kids on vacation so pay more to avoid them. That said, I’d 100% take a resort full of kids than some try-hard influencer filming by the pool and posting it for all and sundry to see.
We might have a different concept of slim. Also she's sucking in so much that it looks like she's doing a stomach vacuum.
It's pathetic to pretend to be an advocate for body positivity and suck in like that.
She could just take different photos if she's so uncomfortable with how she looks in a bikini, no one is forcing her.
I have to say she has gotten bigger than I thought
I always try to book at Adult Only hotels, especially during half-term time. The thing is, you’d expect adults at a 5* hotel would be able to behave themselves and not embarrass themselves in public and not film strangers while creeping on your wife
I'm honestly just amazed that they have no concept of what's going on in the real world. I'm genuinely worried about how I'm going to pay my electric bill this month now we don't have the help from the government. This is Carrie's... fourth? Holiday this year. What?? I doubt I'll be able to afford food by the end of the year let alone a holiday!
Entitled privileged idiots, both of them. And you wouldn't catch me paying a penny towards funding her life. Wouldn't go to her tour if you paid me to go.
Entitled privileged idiots, both of them. And you wouldn't catch me paying a penny towards funding her life. Wouldn't go to her tour if you paid me to go.
Honestly they're a perfect match in many ways. She wants the prize of being married and therefore superior to us mere singles, and he wants the prize of a trophy he can own and show off with a weird hashtag. Absolutely no one normal would use a MYWIFE hashtag unironically!!
I'm all for indulging on vacations and treating them separately from your normal day to day where you look out for your wellness a bit more, but if she were to follow that rule (I don't think she does), it wouldn't matter because her life is a constant vacation. Always drinking cocktails day and night, eating Mickey mouse shaped gigantic sweets, fried food etc on her biweekly vacations. Carrie - it's okay to tell yourself okay I'll have one or two cocktails for the day and drink water otherwise. Mindfulness isn't an eating disorderWe might have a different concept of slim. Also she's sucking in so much that it looks like she's doing a stomach vacuum.
It's pathetic to pretend to be an advocate for body positivity and suck in like that.
Tbh Carrie and Joel just look the picture of their own indulgence. Literally bloated with privilege.
You know? At least she isn't in Disney again. That's sth lol
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