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I don’t really mind that they have these holidays. Their jobs, or current lack of, allow for it and they seem to be able to comfortably afford it. Good for them!
I think it’s just questionable how he shares their time together though. Her as well, but more him. They can bicker with the public all they want. But the ammount they share of their life gives away an awful lot. I would confidentally say that these two barely know each other. They just haven’t had the time to. The number of holidays they have had isn’t a problem. But, if I were them, I would start to reflect on how their entire relationship has been spent living with others, away on holiday and intermittent stints of working hard or being apart for extended periods.
I don’t think it is commonly possible to really know someone fully in under a couple of years’ time. But they have managed to even negate the time they have spent together by failing to live in real life at all really. They’ll be super lucky to manage to stay together any real length of time happily. I already think Carrie has sacrificed a lot in marrying him. Her dignity and her sex life to start most likely.
I think she isn’t looking very well at the moment either. Stupidty tends to shine through on ones face.
I think it’s just questionable how he shares their time together though. Her as well, but more him. They can bicker with the public all they want. But the ammount they share of their life gives away an awful lot. I would confidentally say that these two barely know each other. They just haven’t had the time to. The number of holidays they have had isn’t a problem. But, if I were them, I would start to reflect on how their entire relationship has been spent living with others, away on holiday and intermittent stints of working hard or being apart for extended periods.
I don’t think it is commonly possible to really know someone fully in under a couple of years’ time. But they have managed to even negate the time they have spent together by failing to live in real life at all really. They’ll be super lucky to manage to stay together any real length of time happily. I already think Carrie has sacrificed a lot in marrying him. Her dignity and her sex life to start most likely.
I think she isn’t looking very well at the moment either. Stupidty tends to shine through on ones face.
He very much should have started filming from here instead of getting the woman just relaxing and minding her own business in the shot. Maybe she didn’t want to be seen by thousands of strangers online while she is lying by a pool on holiday. Yes, you can argue that it’s a public place but she’s not just a face in a massive crowd of people and it’s easy to see her. Tbh until he zoomed in and move the camera I was confused why he was hash tagging an innocent woman as his wife with that song playing 
Looks like Joel’s arse is hanging out his shorts in one of her subscriber pics - other holiday makers getting an eyeful. She can’t fancy him surely.
Ok chill out borat... i mean Ned fulmer wait noo... JoelHe very much should have started filming from here instead of getting the woman just relaxing and minding her own business in the shot. Maybe she didn’t want to be seen by thousands of strangers online while she is lying by a pool on holiday. Yes, you can argue that it’s a public place but she’s not just a face in a massive crowd of people and it’s easy to see her. Tbh until he zoomed in and move the camera I was confused why he was hash tagging an innocent woman as his wife with that song playing
If I had the money to not work and just go on multiple holidays back to back I definitely would. However, whenever they talk about it - they make it seem like they absolutely deserve it due to hardships or whatever (ie Carrie saying it's 'definitely needed' when in reality she's done eff all since her last holiday).
Not to mention they spend every single holiday shouting/bitching at someone on SM and not actually enjoying their holiday? In theory they spent thousands to still be scrolling through social media and seeking out stresses.
Plus I don't really appreciate them bragging about everything when myself and literally everyone I know is struggling to make ends meet and can't even afford a bloody weekend at Centre Parks, Butlins, or even time in another city. But that's just a personal gripe I have with them. I have the same feelings towards other people like that so it's not exclusively them I'm annoyed with. But yeah. Smugness doesn't help.
They can be on holiday all year round for all I care. But don't call it a much needed holiday when you haven't done tit all year. That's taking the piss at people that work hard and would deserve a holiday, but can't have one.
Most influencers travel all the time, but none of them are as annoying as Carrie tbh. She does nothing all the time (except stuff her face), yet she pretends like has a tough and busy life and needs a break. This is the part that pisses off so many of us.
For example I follow Nina Dobrev on Facebook and I can see her Instagram stories through Facebook. She's living the dream and she's always travelling, doesn't bother me in the slightest because you can see her life is bliss and she doesn't pretend otherwise. She just enjoys it.
I can def see why Oliver didn’t want her to get that tattoo.
MY WIFE!!!!! Carrie may like that her name has changed to my wife but it would piss me right off if he was posting that on every pic of me
I quite like her cover up and the bikini, She looks much better in that than the Disney stuff
I didn't know Joel had gone on holiday with Nadia Sawalha.
I have always thought they were identical to eachother
Especially as the older, more arrogant and entitled and bitchier she gets
Touché Carrot, so let’s help you learn.
A man exclusively refers to his wife as simply that.. his wife. Is she nameless now other than the legal binding between her and he? You could argue of how this comes as a power play with him marking property. That’s not Carrie, that’s MY WIFE!!!!! She needs no other name, just know she’s mine.
And her family? Gone are their names too, replaced only for MY BROTHER/SISTER IN LAW as an example.
Lesson - stop allowing Joel to method act King George and have some self respect
Homework - 500 word essay on possessive ownership of insecure couples
A man exclusively refers to his wife as simply that.. his wife. Is she nameless now other than the legal binding between her and he? You could argue of how this comes as a power play with him marking property. That’s not Carrie, that’s MY WIFE!!!!! She needs no other name, just know she’s mine.
And her family? Gone are their names too, replaced only for MY BROTHER/SISTER IN LAW as an example.
Lesson - stop allowing Joel to method act King George and have some self respect
Homework - 500 word essay on possessive ownership of insecure couples
People have been trying to teach her about so many things in recent years but she just blocks them. Take your own advice crabbie
Just saw this comment on Shreks photo and I feel like Carrot will just HATE to think that people think she’s “not a fletcher” anymore.
For context, the commenters last name is also Fletcher. Hence the (parasocial) sadness.
Also and unrelated and completely just my own opinion but this is why I’d never change my last name if my partner and I get married. I have a perfectly good surname that connects me to generations of people I love, I don’t see any reason to give that up.
For context, the commenters last name is also Fletcher. Hence the (parasocial) sadness.
Also and unrelated and completely just my own opinion but this is why I’d never change my last name if my partner and I get married. I have a perfectly good surname that connects me to generations of people I love, I don’t see any reason to give that up.
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Yeah it is a good tattoo idea just not in the scale and place. She’s done herself no favours with it.
In her mind he was just a big mean meanie bad guy boyfriend for not letting her get that tat, but he’s prob sitting there going “
it was just really ugly I was trying to be nice as it goes”And probably also why he went, "Er babe, I'm not sure those tights or that bag go with your dress" when she wanted to dress like Su Pollard ran through a jumble sale in a hurricane.In her mind he was just a big mean meanie bad guy boyfriend for not letting her get that tat, but he’s prob sitting there going “
C: “okay I’m ready!! How do I look!!”
O: “oh erm I’m not sure that burlap sack, busted doc martins, and circus leader coat is right for meeting my parents for the first time at the Shard”
C: I am OPPRESSED!!!!!!! First it was not letting me eat what I want…. And now my CLOTHES?!
O: “Carrie when I told you not to eat that chicken it’s because you were about you eat a gone off chicken breast, you would’ve gotten sick”
C: “Well that is not important!!! in the capital of IRRELEVANT !! ITS CONTROLLING OLIVER.”
O: this witch is ridiculous as soon as covid is over and I get that camera i want I am out of here… you can do it oli just think of the rent ur saving just a few more months
all the people posting they’ve “found” Carrie’s new book and tagging Joel. Obviously they’re desperate for a repost and know he will provide.
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