Carrie Hope Fletcher #60 Eloped before family could intervene, then had cheese & onion sandwich in the canteen

[Netsaboots]

STRANDED!!! IN CARRIE'S ORANGE BUSH!!! THE CAPTIAL OF THE CLITTORIS!!!

A big hello to any of their 'friends' reading here tonight. I wouldn't be able to look them in the eye again.

 

[Lee Sah]

This thread is on tonight. Haven't laughed so much in ages!

 

[Sanctified]

Please let it be. I'm not convinced these two should be parents. And if it's to be, let it happen in a year or so rather than this ridiculously desperate timescale. She'll probably sneeze out baby #spon #ad Carromeo Montague next month tho.

Baby Carromeo Spontagew will be here by next week with the rate they're going. But luckily they Tom Carrie has the money and the inevitable sponsorships to pay someone to properly look after the poor spawn.

 

[FakeSmile]

I really wish I hadn’t caught up with this thread before going to bed

 

[cherryblossomlatte]

I know looks aren't everything and it isn't an Oliver thread, but... they are very easy on the eye aren't they.View attachment 2028711

Depends to be honest, personal preference but as a bisexual woman I find neither of them attractive

Also Joel and Oliver both give serial killer looks in different ends of the spectrum.

 

[Margo_Channing]

Nah she'll end up calling it something like Meryfindor or Persophone, Luna for girls

And for boys something like Barnicus or apollo or even Atlas

 

[Laracroft007]

I bet Joel gives the slopiest oral

I’ve been thinking about this more than I would like to admit

 

[Beanz17]

What the duck is that. Look at the tooth

Joel’s teeth are like when a child tries to draw a smile for the first time.

 

[wordzalad]

I bet Joel gives the slopiest oral

This is the reason my BF ain’t getting any tonight
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I don't think Carrie does either, luckily.

She’s such a pick me she probably says stuff like I don’t care if I finish, I want the man to have fun more .

 

[onmygroan]

Nah she'll end up calling it something like Meryfindor or Persophone, Luna for girls

And for boys something like Barnicus or apollo or even Atlas

Technically it should be Proserpina if they go with Roman names, but I doubt the ‘most geekiest’ Carrie and Joel know there’s a difference.

 

[T3PO]

If Carrie’s character names are anything to go by, and if the Fletcher family are anything to go by, the baby would be named something bleeping ridiculous

 

[onmygroan]

Introducing our new baby Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus Fletcher-Montagspew named for our favourite Roman emperor, because we’re massive history nerds.
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*Caligula totally didn’t do anything wrong…

 

[geniefromdownunder]

I loved Italy and I am looking to go back at the end of the year!

My worst experience of Italy was being called a "stupid American" - Never been so offended in my life.

Not at the stupid part, but the American part
(No offence to any Americans here!)

 

[RedFlagsAhoy]

Nah she'll end up calling it something like Meryfindor or Persophone, Luna for girls

And for boys something like Barnicus or apollo or even Atlas

Believe it or not, I did once have a pupil named Apollo (He was very sweet though!)

 

[mxllie2012]

I’ve found some clips of Once on Tiktok, was Carrie meant to sing in a Czech accent or something??? It just sounds weird to me

 

[Too Much]

Nah she'll end up calling it something like Meryfindor or Persophone, Luna for girls

And for boys something like Barnicus or apollo or even Atlas

I can really imagine her called a daughter Persephone - Seffie for short... Or Luna actually...

And her having a son called Barnabus/Barney...

In fact basically all the names you said

 

[dull-board1243]

Maybe he's finally managed to give her an orgasm?!

Why would you put that image in my head???

 

[TheMickey]

Imagine being so far up your own arse that you, without any hint of irony, post hashtags like marriedlife (after being married less than a month) and couplegoals.. Jesus.

 

[TechnicallyNo]

If Carrie’s character names are anything to go by, and if the Fletcher family are anything to go by, the baby would be named something bleeping ridiculous

Aubergine
Limescale
Pontius
Or just go for the obvious narc route and name them after themselves?

 

[AL10]

I hope the go full Lizzie McGuire movie
Carrie: Sing to me Joel

Joel: Have you ever seen such a beautiful night?