Baby Juliet MontagueWhat if Joel tries to (sorry) mount Carrie at any opportunity so they can state that their first born child was conceived in Italy
Carrie Hope Fletcher #60 Eloped before family could intervene, then had cheese & onion sandwich in the canteen
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A cursed image
After one nice picture, they're back to being a pair of bellends again
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I bet Joel gives the slopiest oral
I think I'm going to encase my vagina in titanium underwear covered in lead and topped with cement. Just in case.
My vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise.
*vagina slams shut*
The most geekiest king, Carrie is so lucky
I just made such an unholy noise from reading this, that my cat got off the sofa and is giving me evils from across the room.
ETA - I hope he manages to keep that half dead tooth in when doing it. Imagine him coming up for air and seeing him with a gap.
My skin has never crawled more
Mount Vesuvius? I'd rather mount Carrie.What if Joel tries to (sorry) mount Carrie at any opportunity so they can state that their first born child was conceived in Italy
You just know by looking at himMy skin has never crawled more
Maybe he's finally managed to give her an orgasm?!
Her ‘fave grotesque’ 
Oh dear Lord
No, no, I'm fine, that's totally an image I wanted in my head! Not like I ever wanted to have sex again or anything, it's cool!
The Moaner Montague
they're colloseau? I'll get me coatAnd why is every tag so big
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