Congratulations on never having an orgasm again, Carrie. We’re all so beyond jealous of you and Shrek.
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If you were secure and genuinely head over heels in love you don't feel the need to prove it to people....This is a truly disturbing relationship on both sides.
24 weeks, actually, and a whole eight years before that! #BelieveTheNarrative
If she really wanted to put a stop to these comments, instead of posting childish stories she could very easily just limit her Instagram comment section so that only people she follows can comment on her posts.
But of course she’ll never do that because she desperately craves attention and validation from all of her yes-men fans. She couldn’t last a week without all that blind praise.
But of course she’ll never do that because she desperately craves attention and validation from all of her yes-men fans. She couldn’t last a week without all that blind praise.
Girl can’t stop, won’t stop
Carrie, put your phone down for 5 minutes and actually spend time with your boyfriend of 5 minutes.
I bet when she is away for the panto she'll have some time to think. She's had no time since the engagement/finishing the Chalk Circle play and going on holiday to actually sit with the realisation of what's happening. His behaviour while she was away was unhinged. I have to wonder what do her Mum and Dad think?
Hope she enjoys her new life being joels motherwife!!
It's funny because it shows how little she's into Joel. Every time she's with him she's glued to her phone. The same again now when she's supposed to be on a walk with him. She can't stand his company and she knows it
That video she posted 
She's made her bed...now she needs to lie in itwith Shrek
I for one can't wait to see it all crash and burn round about her...
She's made her bed...now she needs to lie in it
I for one can't wait to see it all crash and burn round about her...
They have literally broadcast their entire relationship online. First date? Broadcast. Joel going to her shows, meeting her fans and signing merch? Broadcast. Holidays? Broadcast. Joel moping because Carrie is working? Broadcast. Engagement? Broadcast. Random lunches at cafes? Broadcast. Joel moping because Carrie's on holiday? Broadcast. Joel's tattoo? Broadcast.
wtf is she on about
wtf is she on about
I don’t know what’s wrong with you people. Joel is obviously the fittest most humble grounded and talented gentleman that Carrie has ever been with. Jealous meany haters need to back off and unfollow. 
At this point I have no problem admitting how pleased I am to hear this.
Someone who isn't blocked should put a comment telling people to head to Tattle if they'd like to better understand why this is believed to be a toxic relationship
The way Joel walks away from that last story after kissing the camera like ‘yes, playaaaaaa- I’m so smooth’ 
has me creased.
I hope she’s happy with her choice, I genuinely think I would choose dying alone as my preference though if that was the other option.
has me creased. I hope she’s happy with her choice, I genuinely think I would choose dying alone as my preference though if that was the other option.
Don't forget self described manly man.I don’t know what’s wrong with you people. Joel is obviously the fittest most humble grounded and talented gentleman that Carrie has ever been with. Jealous meany haters need to back off and unfollow.
At this point I have no problem admitting how pleased I am to hear this.
There's a pattern emerging here
As soon as anyone comments negatively on her relationship with Joel she posts a nauseating Instagram story proving how in love she is
Also just posted a pic of herself at her Halloween party after we speculated about her attendance
As soon as anyone comments negatively on her relationship with Joel she posts a nauseating Instagram story proving how in love she is
Also just posted a pic of herself at her Halloween party after we speculated about her attendance
Carrie can double down all she wants on how she and Joel are soulmates. But in the middle of the night when she’s wide awake with him snoring away next to her, no doubt invading her personal space even when unconscious, she will know that it’s all bullshit.
I wish someone would comment this. But what's the point.
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