Caroline Stanbury #4

[Patsy Fritatas]

It’s like that scene in The Crown when Margaret Thatcher goes to Sandringham (or whatever royal castle) and realizes that the entire royal family is basically uneducated and lowbrow in their interests. Caroline shows ZERO interest in anything beyond her own tacky small world. The “art” that she collects is hideous and vulgar and she only buys it to match her hideous and vulgar furniture. She reads self-help books that are written for 8th graders and watches reality TV also meant for 8th graders. Not a huge surprise as she wears clothes that would look better on an 8th grader. No education. No culture. No manners. No elegance. Just a duck waddle and those fucking disgusting shoes I’m actually embarrassed for her family. It must be mortifying for them to watch her lay everything out there with no dignity whatsoever.
And Cem, meanwhile, is probably somewhere in Dubai thanking his lucky stars that their marriage ended when it did. “I love you more than anyone else in the whole world,” this asshat says to her assclown toy boy. Hope Cem has a child therapist on speed dial.
Oh yeah and what about the two of them posting that Will/Jada Smith meme about loyalty. God they are such idiots!!

That is one of the scenes I was thinking of! They went to Balmoral in Scotland. I felt sorry for Maggie Thatcher for the first time ever! Anyway this is giving CS too much credit because they were all really into their horses and the countryside. I'm not sure what she is into. Free skin treatments and waddling about in the sun filming herself?

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Nothing from either of them all morning? Trouble in paradise?

 

[Joan on Third]

Totally agree Joan, these two have entered a world of being so fake and entitled that it now just comical.
She is on her podcast this morning complaining about how busy she is and opening up about stuff that she doesn't realize how much she is revealing.
Here is a recap - She says that she was traveling for a week without him (when would that have been?) Anyhoo, she said they didn't have sex for a week. IQ/Assbrain was so upset that he said that she didn't love him anymore. Can you imagine having to deal with that immature jerk whining at the end of a busy day. She said they love to go to sex shops and experiment - she mentioned something about microdosing and loved it. I have no idea what that is but they have tried it. I mean she is putting their sex life out there which has to be embarrasing to her children and parents.
She talks about how assbrain job is to make her look beautiful on instagram and she hates it.
Clownlips actually is complaining that her free vacation stays in these hotels are painful for her to do. She doesn't like having to take the pictures and can't eat the food that they have set out until all the pictures have been taken. This is how entitled these tow have become.
I mean if you want a good laugh, go listen to this podcast...she is just unhinged. The one thing she did say was that she can't walk away from this because she can't make the money she is making to do whatever she is doing.

She said all that?? I mean his job is to "make her look good"?? So why does he film her looking like crap sometimes?

Well looks like she is going along with the baby .. She's insane

Will she now stop drinking and smoking?

 

[npadcr]

But they are missing the point, it's not only about a misrepresentation of Emirati women, it is about the disrespect for a country that has clear rules on what you can say and do in public, be that right or wrong, those are the laws of the country and that show is giving the finger to all those rules.

Exactly!!!!! These people have no respect for the country that they have CHOSEN to live in that has clear rules. If they don't agree with the rules- then get the freg out of the country and find someplace else to live- I am sure they real people of Dubai would love to see them go. I mean rubber lips has managed to offend 2 countries now- England when she said something about poor people and now Dubai.

 

[wanderingrose]

I literally had his voice in my head


I saw comments only under the video of that Emirati that denounced the show. Haven't looked any where else. However, as I mentioned a while back, the friends I have in Dubai are appalled at the thought of a show where there will be rude drunken behaviors shown. In any case they already think the 2 losers are trash so it's not going to change their image any better lol.

Lol i read it with his voice too I can imagine ppl are going to be shocked as even if these things happen in dubai people are not as dumb as to show it publicly, unlike these muppets.

Anyway only 9/10 more days until it starts!!

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

OK first things first.. Look at the picture of Kristen Tutor with all the girls.. How does the 2 moron fit in all this?
OK now.. I don't know if it's a "lead" but some woman commented on Sergio's latest post.. If you see her Instagram, she's an older woman probably CS' age.. Look at her comment and tell me what you think

I noticed that comment too!!! Oh my god. What do you think she means?

 

[Barbiezone]

Nah that would mean being proper and they love just lounging on beds all day, lazy bums that they are

Oh I forgot to tell you guys how the show is going to be brutal with the viewers comments.. My friend that watched the Live of Chanel or Caroline Brooks (I forgot which one) said that a couple of people commented by saying "how can you be friends with Lesa Milan? She's a fake and a phony" and an one commented and said "I knew her in Miami and she used to be an escort".. So there you have it, as I had said once before, people are going to come out of the woodworks and divulge alot of information unknown to us. IQ27 is going to get destroyed if people from Newport know of his past there.

I can second that about Lesa Milan. She was an escort in Miami and a groupie who dated warren sapp, Rashard lewis, Kevin Durant, usual bolt and the list goes on and on.

She got kicked outof college because she scored less than 1.0 gpa and lied about having a college degree. She never graduated from college and lies and say she graduated from FAU or FIU.

Also her husband is a scammer, he does roller dial sales in dubai and they have no money but rather took out lots of loans in dubai and they are living on credit.

Lesa with one of her John’s.

 

[Joan on Third]

Interesting!

Which article in DM was this comment from?

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

You like this woman? For what exactly? She has zero redeeming qualities, she's mean and a narcissist..

Sara Almadani? I find her interesting

 

[Joan on Third]

The backlash is now being reported by the National Newspaper, and it is incredible the amount of expats that are denouncing it, it is not only Emiratis' who are disgusted. Some of the facebook comments are pretty bad. I think most of them have destroyed any opportunity to be brand ambassadors for anything in the UAE.

Where did you see that?

 

[90sGal]

I see Sophie is at her ex in laws for the weekend. (Caroline's parents) quintisenssially British life in the Cotswolds.

Wonder if Caroline gets on with her folks or what they think of her lifestyle.

 

[Joan on Third]

OK so now this podcast title.. Doesn't the guy have any sense of self worth? I mean is he that desperate to be on a TV show that he will let himself be called a toyboy and accept it? Actually answer is pretty obvious but still.. If he was my son I would be appalled at him lowering himself to this level of degradation. She's a witch we know that and thinks it's funny to say toyboy but he's a moron to go along with it

 

[myfootispink]

Is she gonna have a baby?

 

[Misty Morning]

What is the point of posting this ??

 

[Joan on Third]

Yes. Kristin was Juliet’s BFF from college. They fell out a few years ago, and based on cryptic memes and other internet sleuthing I gather that Kristin’s new Friendship with CS had something to do with it. (Juliet introduced them). Kristin is the perfect mark for the asshats - more money than she knows what to do with, no real job, an ex-hub in jail, and obvi she is desperate for a sniff of fame herself. (Sister is Tracy Tutor of million dollar listing). I actually wouldn’t be too terribly surprised if Dirty Juan tried to climb into Kristin’s knickers as she would be a true sugar mama.

Also, Cheval Blanc is hardly the nicest hotel in St. Barth’s. It’s not a dump, but it’s not where the real jet set stays.

And oh yeah just one last thing - that rear view of CS in the godawful black dress was MEAN! from the back you can see how bad her posture is. She looks 100 years old from the back the way she hunches and shuffles. From the front she is dressed like a 22 year old wannabe Fashion Nova model

Well it is a 5* hotel though, they have a Cheval Blanc in Courchevel which we stayed at and it's super expensive there. In St Barts I don't know the prices but right now is not considered the high season. It's during the Christmas period and true, the jetsetters stay at the Eden Roc.
I lol'd at your comment about IQ27 and Kristin! It's true though as she has all the wealth he dreams of

 

[Ewwwnope]

She said all that?? I mean his job is to "make her look good"?? So why does he film her looking like crap sometimes?

Well looks like she is going along with the baby .. She's insane

Will she now stop drinking and smoking?

Well if that is her storyline for the show, she has competition from Brookes, not only because of this screenshot but on her live last week, she was asked if she would have another baby and she said watch the show ....

 

[Misty Morning]

3

The Two T’s podcast was very awkward. Stilted one word answers, not giving much away. Vague recollections around how she met Sergio and dates? None of it makes sense.

3 Sad, Dellusional (Don’t look after their kids) Narcissistic Women

What’s happened to Staff serving the morning Coffee ?
Dumb as can’t even make a bloody cup of it !!!
4 attempts

What a saddo

He keeps Posting this video
Why ?

Anyone know?