Caroline Stanbury #4

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Omg. She is literally THE WORST at reels. Like… soooooo bad at it. How is she nominated for a content award? Her content is wonky, poorly-edited, full of misspellings. Not to mention basic AF. The latest reel on her homepage is cringe x 10000000. Look at her legs, I mean can she at least practice so she doesn’t look so ridiculously awkward????
 

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Omg. She is literally THE WORST at reels. Like… soooooo bad at it. How is she nominated for a content award? Her content is wonky, poorly-edited, full of misspellings. Not to mention basic AF. The latest reel on her homepage is cringe x 10000000. Look at her legs, I mean can she at least practice so she doesn’t look so ridiculously awkward????
🤣🤣🤣 Geriatric Barbie! Where to start.....
The patchy tan
The bony knees
The fat bulge on her tummy that resembles a pin cushion
And why doesn't he just duck OFF and let her have one - just one - picture taken on her own. He looks like her pimp 😳 😳

🤣🤣🤣 Geriatric Barbie! Where to start.....
The patchy tan
The bony knees
The fat bulge on her tummy that resembles a pin cushion
And why doesn't he just duck OFF and let her have one - just one - picture taken on her own. He looks like her pimp 😳 😳
Oh yeah, and put the damn dog down!!
 
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Okay someone needs to have a word with her soon about that dress with the fat poking out through the circle in the middle. She looked beautiful but the photo that has been shared above is just awful 😖
 
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I thought it was bad enough watching these two lazy arses call their staff and tell them to bring them coffee in bed. Now, to see this guy literally wiping down their sunglasses just sends me to another level. I am sure it is part of the pool staff to do that, but you know what, I would politely tip the guy and say no thank you. But not AssBrain- IQ, he has to film it. Actually, if he didn't sell his soul and marry clown lips he would be doing a job just like that. I truly think that she thinks she is going to be the break out start of RHOD like she was on LOL but I don't see it going that way. People are turned off now by wealth flauting and her snobby attitude- and not to mention when they see her fake it to you make it sidekick. i may be wrong but this may turn out to be disaster if social media has a negative reaction to them both. Can someone explain to me what "having a baby boy on ice" her words- means? She said this on a podcast with Tamara Judge. The way she said it is exactly how she probably feels - there was no excitement about it as if she was talking about one of her animals. I can't see this women having a child and giving up what she has now- she will give this child to him , pay him child support and maybe that's how it ends. She certainly isn't going to get tied down with a newborn- my gawdd...she doens't even take the time to wipe of her makeup after a night of drinking.....
This two morons think it's amazing to have the sunglasses cleaned , I can not believe Sergio filmed his sunglasses filmed after Caroline filmed one of the workers cleaning her sunglasses the other day, than s said something (can't exactly remember) with a smug look on her face, made me so mad, I wanted to reply to her stories but didn't want to get blocked.Treat everyone with respect. Disgusting pair.

I randomly came across this thread and was reading it and then looked at her page. I realise she's actually good friends with Ronan Keating and his wife Storm. I've seen her on their stories before. Not for a long time mind you
She is a collector of friends going way back....doubt it's genuine but who knows ..
 

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This two morons think it's amazing to have the sunglasses cleaned , I can not believe Sergio filmed his sunglasses filmed after Caroline filmed one of the workers cleaning her sunglasses the other day, than s said something (can't exactly remember) with a smug look on her face, made me so mad, I wanted to reply to her stories but didn't want to get blocked.Treat everyone with respect. Disgusting pair.


She is a collector of friends going way back....doubt it's genuine but who knows ..
What is BH? What is the second screen shot from.?
 
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This two morons think it's amazing to have the sunglasses cleaned , I can not believe Sergio filmed his sunglasses filmed after Caroline filmed one of the workers cleaning her sunglasses the other day, than s said something (can't exactly remember) with a smug look on her face, made me so mad, I wanted to reply to her stories but didn't want to get blocked.Treat everyone with respect. Disgusting pair.


She is a collector of friends going way back....doubt it's genuine but who knows ..
Ronan Keating and Storm aka Sharon, are as obnoxious as these two morons.
 
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What is BH? What is the second screen shot from.?
BH stands for Beverly hills, the post was saying she wouldn't fit in with the BH housewives, because at the time her "fans" were suggesting she would, and she was trying to cosy up to Paris Hilton making out they are bff
 
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BH stands for Beverly hills, the post was saying she wouldn't fit in with the BH housewives, because at the time her "fans" were suggesting she would, and she was trying to cosy up to Paris Hilton making out they are bff
Ah I get it. Well she's never lived there has she? So why would they even suggest her for it. I can see the appeal though as Americans do seem to love the posh plummy English accent.
 
As an American I can say that I find her poshy plummy English accent annyoing. I don't think I am alone in my thinking here in the states. I. You can tell she is a smoker...she sounds harsh and almost manly. Between that and her foul mouth (every other word is the f world) I don't think she is going to be this break out star she was in LOL like she thinks. Once people see how much she and her Assbrain flaunt their fake wealth it will all backfire on them. She would have been a real hit if she never hooked up with this loser and stayed single. For sure they would have been more of an audience that would have been more interested in watching her date, raise children, coparent and work while being recently divorced. Now all they are going to show are free vacations and him acting like he is her knight in shining armor. Not going to work- audience will be turned off quickly.
 
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As an American I can say that I find her poshy plummy English accent annyoing. I don't think I am alone in my thinking here in the states. I. You can tell she is a smoker...she sounds harsh and almost manly. Between that and her foul mouth (every other word is the f world) I don't think she is going to be this break out star she was in LOL like she thinks. Once people see how much she and her Assbrain flaunt their fake wealth it will all backfire on them. She would have been a real hit if she never hooked up with this loser and stayed single. For sure they would have been more of an audience that would have been more interested in watching her date, raise children, coparent and work while being recently divorced. Now all they are going to show are free vacations and him acting like he is her knight in shining armor. Not going to work- audience will be turned off quickly.
So you keep saying but I think she seems to have a lot of fans by the comments on her posts. The series could be a big hit. I've gone off the Real Housewives shows as there is just too much unrealistic arguing among the women. Noone behaves like that.
 
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The series could be a big hit.
I am really on two minds about that, for a few reasons really. The UAE, and Dubai in particular, comes in for a lot of criticism due to their poor reputation on Human Rights, Amnesty International for instance are always highlighting injustices and breaches of International HR, I think it will reboot some very distasteful headlines, particularly about the Royal family of Dubai. The Dubai government (i.e. ruling family) do not like any negative criticism, and this will throw an even bigger spotlight on those issues. I am sure that was all considered when they allowed the programme to be made, but while they may have been able to control the narrative during the making of the show, they will have no control over the International narrative.

I am not sure if they will be allowed to insult and witch at each other in the same vein that other RH shows can, so the viewers who love Real Housewives for all the drama and nastiness may not get the stuff that makes them tune in to RH.

I think Bravo TV can also expect a lot of criticism, especially if they don't mention any of the darker side of of Dubai, so I think the show will be more controversial than entertaining and may not be a long running series.



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I have no more words on these 2 losers. The cleaning of the glasses that IQ27 posted was beyond shameful. Who does he think he is? It would never ever occur to me to ask a busboy to clean my sunglasses, kind of like I would never ask a waiter to spoon feed me. That was so ridiculous that I am embarrassed for them to even post it.
So I went on Lipstick Alley since someone here mentioned it as I had never heard of it. Seems they think like we do regarding these to tarts.
I guess today she's all glamed up probably for the "confessionals" since Caroline B yesterday was in front of a green screen all glamed up. And of course IQ27 HAS to be there and go with her 🙄. He really has no Life. He will probably film it all and do a YouTube video of "Life of a Reality Star", omg just the thought he would do that is cringy. GET A LIFE!!!

As I hate spelling errors and was too late to change it, I meant to write "these TWO" not "these to" 😅
 
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Totally agree Joan, these two have entered a world of being so fake and entitled that it now just comical.
She is on her podcast this morning complaining about how busy she is and opening up about stuff that she doesn't realize how much she is revealing.
Here is a recap - She says that she was traveling for a week without him (when would that have been?) Anyhoo, she said they didn't have sex for a week. IQ/Assbrain was so upset that he said that she didn't love him anymore. Can you imagine having to deal with that immature jerk whining at the end of a busy day. She said they love to go to sex shops and experiment - she mentioned something about microdosing and loved it. I have no idea what that is but they have tried it. I mean she is putting their sex life out there which has to be embarrasing to her children and parents.
She talks about how assbrain job is to make her look beautiful on instagram and she hates it.
Clownlips actually is complaining that her free vacation stays in these hotels are painful for her to do. She doesn't like having to take the pictures and can't eat the food that they have set out until all the pictures have been taken. This is how entitled these tow have become.
I mean if you want a good laugh, go listen to this podcast...she is just unhinged. The one thing she did say was that she can't walk away from this because she can't make the money she is making to do whatever she is doing.
 
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Microdosing is taking small amounts of hallucinogenic drugs. I’m sure she isn't doing that in Dubai. It also explains why she is acting so unhinged! She needs to get all that filler dissolved and start again, especially the mouth. It just looks wrong.
 
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Oh my goodness!! As I guessed it was for the "confessional" and that moron thinks she's Angelina Jolie nominated for an Oscar. His phrases are pathetic, I just can't. Then he films the studio where she was.. It's beyond ridiculous.. SHE'S IN A REALITY SHOW you idiot!! Not a 100 million dollar movie!
How now did she manage to get a dinner party comped once again? Clearly it's a new restaurant that is opening and she probably promised a huge opening of clients..little does that chef know that she holds no weight and influence in Dubai..poor guy has been had.
Not only is she the laziest person I know but to even prepare a nice dinner table, she's incapable of that. The dishes are from the caterer and that big box of flowers was one of her birthday gifts. Not even a simple thing to put a nice floral arrangement and candles she's capable of doing! Wtf.
And what's with that dress..hasn't she realized yet it's cheap plus she doesn't have the body for it??
 

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Nah that would mean being proper and they love just lounging on beds all day, lazy bums that they are

Oh I forgot to tell you guys how the show is going to be brutal with the viewers comments.. My friend that watched the Live of Chanel or Caroline Brooks (I forgot which one) said that a couple of people commented by saying "how can you be friends with Lesa Milan? She's a fake and a phony" and an one commented and said "I knew her in Miami and she used to be an escort".. So there you have it, as I had said once before, people are going to come out of the woodworks and divulge alot of information unknown to us. IQ27 is going to get destroyed if people from Newport know of his past there.
I can second that about Lesa Milan. She was an escort in Miami and a groupie who dated warren sapp, Rashard lewis, Kevin Durant, usual bolt and the list goes on and on.

She got kicked outof college because she scored less than 1.0 gpa and lied about having a college degree. She never graduated from college and lies and say she graduated from FAU or FIU.

Also her husband is a scammer, he does roller dial sales in dubai and they have no money but rather took out lots of loans in dubai and they are living on credit.

Lesa with one of her John’s.

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