Caroline Stanbury #3

[Patsy Fritatas]

He's a dick!

 

[Jennyblonde]

Totally gay or a total control freak who cannot leave her out of his sight, either way, it is a very ‘interesting’ relationship playing out for all to see

Most definitely gay, not bi. But she's loving all this because she thinks we're all envious and want "our very own Sergio"! She's certainly delusional on that on though.

 

[npadcr]

Awww poor Caroline did she get her feeling hurt after reading all these negative comments. She had to post on her instastory that she is too old to worry about who likes her and who doesn't. I thought you have been preaching the new you is great and you feel so young and your husband is such a wonderful guy, etc. Why post that if you don't care what is being said about you? Truth is she does care, she is starting to get a bit nervous that this negatiive reaction to her and toyboy may impact her future. Should have thought about all that when you left your ex sister in law stranded at night walking home from picking up groceries for you and toyboy after she graciously offered to host you. It was bad enough when people had to deal with your arrogant self but to now watch this uneducated, unemployed wanna be husband (cough,cough) act like he is better than others is almost intolerable. Stay off of social media for a week - can you two do it? Let us see a receipt for money donated to a reptuable company to help with the destructon of war in Ukraine, quit posting those stupid images that people post to make it look like they care. Take the money you would spend on drinking and donate it, cancel the rest of your vacations and donate that money- show us something substantial that makes it look like you two care . Posting those images of sadness followed by images of partying on mountains drinking champs aren't going to cut it for us.

 

[mdaadm]

So far I give this MaldivesVacay “3 Michellin start” Does this guy not have bloody auto correct on his phone? I mean the absolute lack of effort to craft polished, mistake-less posts - what would any brand gain from working with these two? And oh lord, the sight of Caroline parading around in pajamas with wet hair and her orthopedic sandals? Listen, I sympathize with the hair situation as I’ve got frizzy hair and therefore look insane in all my family holiday photos - but Caroline is there with her 500k followers to try to promote a glamorous vacation. She could at least make an effort. In those PJs with her stringy yellow hair she looks like my German Grandma. (Who Is adorable and looks amazing for age 93!! )

 

[SFV]

The only podcast of hers I will ever listen to, is the one when she and IQ27 have split, and she announces how she realised her mid life crises clouded her judgement. I'm guessing 18 months and we will have that one !

 

[npadcr]

She won’t be able to get it shut down, it’s not that easy. Also this is just a forum based on opinions , we are well within our boundaries to say what we think whether she likes it or not. None of us are going anywhere!

Let her try! We aren’t going anywhere. This is a forum that enables people to respond anything she post or speaks on social media. We are tame compared to some of the others! She should be smart and take our advice. Caroline- I am battling stage 4 cancer you can’t begin to touch the strength I have to keep fighting!

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

OMG he's filming her having a massage too. Give me strength! For a moment I thought she was getting some 'alone time'. But now...I realise IQ27 is in the room with her...hovering with his camera asking "how you feeling honeeeee?"....for fucks sake leave the woman alone for 10 minutes!!!!!

Morning peeps! Well the good news is that now we will get to see "new" content : hitting the gym, yoga, diet food!

They must be going for a record. Since they've got home (forgotten where they were already as all their trips are so dull now) she's had;

Hair
Nails
Make up
Tan
Cosmesurge (botox and fillers?)
Yoga
Bone-cracking maybe osteopath
Candle cupping

Where to next??

 

[Joan on Third]

She loves showing off that she has people working in her house.

Yes because Money talks, Wealth whispers

 

[Joan on Third]

Omg! Today IQ27 is once again hanging out with CS and the other Caroline (other Housewife of Dubai)!! Can't he just leave her alone?? I mean if I was Caroline Brooks I would be "why is he tagging along".. I don't get it.. The guy is the opposite of a man..hanging out with the girls like that, unbelievable, a real leech
What I don't get is why CS let's him. It's not like she needs him to open up his wallet to buy her the Jacob&Co necklace right cause we all know he can't .

 

[wanderingrose]

Omg did anyone see the video of caroline arriving in new york with sergio greeting her with flowers and quealing "honnneeeee!!!" bet caroline wanted to tell the driver to carry on driving!

 

[npadcr]

In her podcast yesterday she was rambling on about her children and how she spent so much money by dressing them in expensive clothes which is of no surprise as they hd the money. But she said that she through away the clothes after they outgrew them. I can't imagine anyone throwing away expensive children's clothes as we normally pass them around to family members but let's say she did throw them away- then why is she selling her clothes and shoes online now? Why wouldn't she throw those out like she did her kid's clothes? I would say because she needs the money desperatedly now!!!

Baffles me who his followers are, and like you I know people his age group who are horrified at his antics.
If I was his mother I'd be asking myself where did I go wrong in raising such an entitled little prick.

I have a feeling his mother picked up on his odd behavior along time ago. She looked very sad and defeated at this punk's wedding where he looked like he was going to his first holy communion instead of a wedding. I have noticed no more pictures of his father like he did months ago.

 

[Joan on Third]

Omg! He's at the face "yim" with her!!! Seriously, what kind of MAN does that? He can't leave her alone 30mn for a face gym?? He's totally gay that's it, no one can say the contrary..my gay friends just saw the story and said "no way a straight man does that"

 

[Jennyblonde]

I'm in NY next week. I hope I bump into them and I'll take one for the team

 

[mdaadm]

The sandals greatly contribute to her loaded diaper/duck waddle. They are also ugly as sin, as are these sweatsuits that she favors lately. Those sweatsuits barely look good on the 18-year olds they were designed for. Caroline’s styling lately is just atrocious.

 

[Joan on Third]

Morning peeps! OK so what happened besides the obvious trip to the nail salon and Cosmesurge again? Oh yeah, movie time with the "family" as IQ27 says.... OK, he just spent a whole month alone with CS in Europe and an other 5 days in the Maldives, can't her just let her have some ALONE time with her children??? Boy that pissed me off.. That guy is such a leach it's incredible! Let her have her moment.. . The worst part is I'm sure if she told him she was going with the children without him, he's the kind to start rolling on the floor like a toddler that in the end she needs to give in. Ugh

OK today will be what guys? Nails are done, Cosmesurge is done so it leaves

Hair
Makeup artist for no reason
In house massage
"Meetings"
Filming walking to the car
Filming driving in the car
Haaaamaazing

 

[vjbdlnmp]

Agree. Fat shaming is wrong. And as far as I'm concerned she can eat what she likes. She's not a rabbit! I just think she should ease off on the fillers too for her own good.


I think she's exhausted from all the travelling. Needs some time at home.


He looked really pissed off in that clip with the ice cream. As if he'd just been reading this page

I guess I have some difficulty feeling empathy for her because she is exhausted from traveling to beautiful places and resorts, eating great food, having fun with friends, staff waiting on her 24/7, traveling and having alone time knowing her children are well taken care - when there are so many women that are raising children and barely have a chance to go get a haircut in peace. I do feel sorry for her as I feel that deep down inside she is very unsettled and doesn't have peace. Rather she is traveling for work or pleasure - she has more time alone to take care of herself than most women. In the end - I just don't see a happy person and that is sad because she sure tries her hardest to show a different narrative on her instagram.

 

[npadcr]

I think she's preggo

Nah, that is her big stomach that gets distended when she drink alcohol and eats the wrong food. She has talked about it on her podcast. She has problems with her gut health. She said on her recent podcast that she has started a diet as she has been eating alot recently. I have seen her stomach blow up like that. She isn't going to have a baby anytime soon - she said that she is very happy with the famly she has and she is in no hurry to change her family size. All that IVF is noting more than a story line.

You know I torture myself weekly and listen to her podcast ( I just can't stop listening to it even though it is so bad) but his week is such a joke. She is talking about getting organized and she is cleary reading off a list that she found on the internet and is she is injecting her own personal life with this list and it is a joke. She is talking about how she sets a alarm clock to get up early (sure, yeah we believe that) and she cooks food in batches so she can freeze meals for the week ( sure, she hasn't cooked ever and in fact has two cooks) then she talk about how she and Dirty Juan/ IQ27 take on so much work that they never complete anything. (well that is right, they don't complete anything). She did say that Dirty Juan/IQ27 is the king of procrastenation and she has to always tell him to finish things ( that's of no surprise) The worst think ever is she said that her looks are her work. Well, she should be working in the mall in the pet store because her looks are horrific. How in the world does she have a stylist and come out looking like a hooker and a cheap one at that. She said that we all should have a sergio in our lives so we will always have a packer in our lives. Okay, when I heard that I decided enough, I can't listen to anymore...............ARGGHHHH she is just awful. Again, sorry for the rambling.

 

[Charlie17]

Sophie’s new man is Mark Wilson, ex CEO of Aviva.

 

[SFV]

They are flying into Abu Dhabi with Ethiad from Geneva rather than direct to Dubai, and that's because ........ Ethiad is about 1/3rd the price of Emirates.

I know, because I am flying on Saturday and looked at both routes and Ethiad in Business was so much cheaper than Emirates out of Geneva, but I could not face the hassle of going via Abu Dhabi. There were no miles upgrades with Emirates either.

Now they have the inconvenience of having a PCR test on landing in Abu Dhabi and then a drive from Abu Dhabi to Dubai, which is one of the worst roads in the UAE.

They are penny pinching, that's for sure !!

Friday or Saturday, I could have flown to Abu Dhabi for around CH3,800, the same two days with Emirates into Dubai was CHF12,000. (2 people)

 

[vjbdlnmp]

Imagine having to sell yourself for $45 , its comical ! how much does CS charge ?

pimped himself out with no shirt on too! most normal housewife husband are happily working their jobs and supporting their wives. This guy for some reason thinks he is the star now and she is there to support him- he is taking over her role. Never heard of any housewi

Where are all their New York pals? Dorinda? Ramona? Maybe tomorrow night will be a big dinner?!

What does he say at dinner?? "This is our yob? Ah ha!!"????

They are quite alone aren't they?

Well, it sure doesn't look they are being greeted with open arms by the New York Friends, could this be a sign of people keeping their distance from th two of them. So far, one dinner at the polo lounge ( yawn, you go there when you are 18 and trying to impress a date) with two people that I have never heard of. Where are here celebrity artists friends, her reality star friends, Tommy HIllfiger's wife, Dorinda and Luke? The fact is most people aren't living in NYC anymore as the crime is so bad and it is dangerous- I won't travel into the city like I use to. No travel to the high ends stores and boutiques....can't afford them I suppose. I guess it would be beneath these two morans to go to ground zero and walk through the museum and see how terrible that day was when the twin towers were bought down and lost of live. It is so beautifully, respectfully done but they aren't interested in showing things like that. They would rather him take his shirt off and ask for 45 dollars to call us. Out of touch with reality you two, time to move on to another place, we are bored with you.