The Swifties are even more batshit than the freaks
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She’s always telling people to stay in their lane. She should stay in hers
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At least the Swifties are following somebody with talent
So ONE Taylor Swift fan apparently messaged her and this necessitated Oaf to reply at length at night with some 'zingers' 
She's really not very good at this 'I don't care what anybody thinks about me' stuff is she?
She's really not very good at this 'I don't care what anybody thinks about me' stuff is she?
Ooh she's riled. Just can't take anyone disagreeing or even having a different point of view.So ONE Taylor Swift fan apparently messaged her and this necessitated Oaf to reply at length at night with some 'zingers'
She's really not very good at this 'I don't care what anybody thinks about me' stuff is she?
That’s why she gets on so well with Old Hag Welch.
Steven Bartlett (who Hirons can’t stand) had Simon Cowell on his podcast this week. Watch it and weep Hirons.
To the Swifties: FINISH HER!
Well, the least they can do us pass-agg, good girl, sweetie-pie her to infinite irritation for us. Go on Swifties. And the Beyhive. All Hirons has to do now is glibly annoy the K-Pop fans and she's have the triumvirate of Very Invested Fans on her tail.
She really thinks she’s so bleeping cool dancing in her room with that idiot in her pink trousers. She’s a major embarrassment. No wonder her kids are mega docks with her as a parent.
That’s just rubbish, the podcast description makes it clear it’s meant to focus mainly on beauty and skincare…
She's one of those people who dances pretending it's so 'ironic' but actually thinks she's amazing
ETA she said in comments she always takes a speaker to hotel rooms. How bleeping annoying and inconsiderate for other guests.
…..from A listers to sought after industry experts……
Really? which “sought after industry expert” is hag Denise Welsh, Fleur East, Fleurs sister and Stacy Solomon from?
Been laying in my bed waiting to hear from those sought after industry experts. Well if that’s been in the Hirons black book waiting to jump out, can’t wait for the next ones.
No no, those are the A listers!
The industry experts will come later…Do we think Ruth Crilly will be a guest?
Well she has got a book to sell so…..
Oh good guess. How will they manage to skirt around the Somerset mansion?
Highly doubt it. She might mention the sale of her home to
Hirons and she couldn’t cope with that!
Hirons and she couldn’t cope with that!
Why does she try to make her incredibly unattractive family “happen” and why do her husband and sons model themselves on d’Artagnan?
I’m sure I’ve said this before but she thinks they’re the osbournes… more like the Poundland version without any discernible talent at all. 
The Poundland Osbournes.
Bunch of D'Artagnans after a whack with a frying pan.
When you order the Beckhams off Temu.
The Family Von Prat.
Someone really should explain the Mean Girls "...fetch... happen..." thing to Hirons (maybe Ava as she seems hell bent on plagiarising catchphrases as if their her own wit). Let Jimbo and the offspring retreat to the cavern under the mansion to laze around in (and leave us in) peace!
She said that she was complimented on her singing at ABBA and she was all "oh, I know, i know, I used to be a backing singer!" (wut? For who? Jim? Good bleeping grief). She probably thinks she's doing the other guests a favour, a chance to escape their humdrum lives with the All Singing! All Dancing! Hirons On Tour!!!! for free from the comfort of their rooms.She's one of those people who dances pretending it's so 'ironic' but actually thinks she's amazing
ETA she said in comments she always takes a speaker to hotel rooms. How bleeping annoying and inconsiderate for other guests.