Caroline Hirons #3

[50sGirl]

Or even half a life
Looked at the last kits. All very...non descript. One had the beauty pie cleansing balm which is fine but the scent is so overpowering.
Found a youtuber who does skincare, he only recommends things that are fragrance free. There's another one who's British, his brother does makeup reviews, he does skincare. Brutally honest about pixi and other fetishised brands.
I'm off to buy simple micellar gel cleanser on their recommendation, it foams and it's a fiver!!

They sound interesting. What’s their channel name please?

Is she going to donate a proportion of her profits to the charity? That would certainly lead by example.

To be fair to her, she donated £10,000 from her last kit to The Eve Appeal.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

She’s deluded, but thankfully the money is being distributed via an actual established charity: www.hairandbeautycharity.org

Thank god!

 

[Sheeeet]

I’d like to pay in ten instalments of £25 please.

Can I pay you £100 now to guarantee to get one!!!

Yes, both now on the platinum list to be VIP Peasants Numbers 1 and 2! Any more will have to wait until I can get through another bag of satsumas and the price has gone up

 

[Disillusioned]

Hirons has just noticed the flaw in her cunning plan...

 

[rosemarina]

duck me, did she think she was about to end poverty until she opened her calculator app?

 

[Disillusioned]

Yes, both now on the platinum list to be VIP Peasants Numbers 1 and 2! Any more will have to wait until I can get through another bag of satsumas and the price has gone up

Excuse me!! Copyright of The Sandpaper ‘n’ Lard Beauty Kit™️ is held by me. My corporate lawyers will be hounding your a unless you withdraw this copycat product from the market immediately.

@rosemarina and @Wobblehead, please don’t get taken in by inferior kits peddled by crooks. No wonder Cazza is stressed, this kit business is hard work!

 

[Sheeeet]

Excuse me!! Copyright of The Sandpaper ‘n’ Lard Beauty Kit™️ is held by me.

You'll find that my LARD and SANDPAPER kit is completely different and superior. For a start, the lard goes on first. Organic lard, organic sand, 100% plastic satsuma bag.

 

[Skiddidlydaddle]

Pampered Wolf has a recent 15 minute face massage video, its brilliant, works, it's free and you don't need any special product (just your usual face oil or balm or whatever) or gadget. Seriously soft glowing skin by the end of it. Did I mention it's free??? (Your arms ache by the end of it though)

 

[rosemarina]

Excuse me!! Copyright of The Sandpaper ‘n’ Lard Beauty Kit™️ is held by me. My corporate lawyers will be hounding your a unless you withdraw this copycat product from the market immediately.

@rosemarina and @Wobblehead, please don’t get taken in by inferior kits peddled by crooks. No wonder Cazza is stressed, this kit business is hard work!

You’re a grafter, mate. How do you do it all?

 

[Bazaar99]

They sound interesting. What’s their channel name please?

Hyram is the vlogger who doesn't recommend fragranced product. Young, super enthusiastic and knows his stuff.

James Welsh is the UK vlogger

 

[Disillusioned]

You’re a grafter, mate. How do you do it all?

Powered by lard! The proper stuff, not the organic muck Sheeeet uses.

 

[Lemsipmax]

Hirons has just noticed the flaw in her cunning plan...

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Raising charity money for the working poor enables Tory policy.

 

[Disillusioned]

You'll find that my LARD and SANDPAPER kit is completely different and superior. For a start, the lard goes on first. Organic lard, organic sand, 100% plastic satsuma bag.

Your customers would be better off chucking the kit in the bin and using the satsuma bag to exfoliate! Lard first... Pah!!

 

[Lemsipmax]

No tit the government need to step in. By distracting your core audience with feel good fundraising you're helping the Tories dodge their responsibilities.

She's such a fool.

 

[Shineyshine]

Both those names sound familiar to me although I’ve never watched either of them. Were they something to do with that US beauty youtuber who was recommending her own product and giving out codes but didn’t declare it??? Or did their names come up in connection with that? Susan somebody.

ETA: Sorry I tried to quote but it didn’t work - I mean Hyram and James Welsh

 

[Lemsipmax]

I'd be staggered if she would ever really use the T(ory) word to criticize them. It's all "sort yourself out, Boris" lightweight tit.

Proper party politics might upset her core followers who are really there to gunk their money on beauty boxes.

 

[Shineyshine]

I'd be staggered if she would ever really use the T(ory) word to criticize them. It's all "sort yourself out, Boris" lightweight tit.

Proper party politics might upset her core followers who are really there to gunk their money on beauty boxes.

Exactly - they’re the ones with the dosh

 

[barmj]

bleeping hell. Encouraging "prepping" to buy her "kits". It's disgusting.

buying an overpriced kit that sells out in under 5 minutes is like getting ducked in the a so at least CH is encouraging prepping!

 

[Bazaar99]

Both those names sound familiar to me although I’ve never watched either of them. Were they something to do with that US beauty youtuber who was recommending her own product and giving out codes but didn’t declare it??? Or did their names come up in connection with that? Susan somebody.

ETA: Sorry I tried to quote but it didn’t work - I mean Hyram and James Welsh

I don't know, I thought Susan Yara sent stuff out to everyone but none of them knew it was her line. I'll take a look see.

 

[CrocodileRock]

I don't know, I thought Susan Yara sent stuff out to everyone but none of them knew it was her line. I'll take a look see.

As far as I remember, they didn't know it was her brand. She apparently sent it to them to without disclosing her involvement to continue this "non-biased" stuff she was trying to get at. They both posted somewhere, probably instagram, that they didn't know until she called them just before her surprise!!! video which was like a day before. Hyram can be a bit know it all but I do quite like the pair of them! Especially because they are young and focus on younger skin, I find they recognise £50 per product is not realistic for the majority of the people subscribed.