I’d rather use sandpaper and lard than buy one of her tacky kits 
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wh-what would you do with sandpaper and lard...?I’d rather use sandpaper and lard than buy one of her tacky kits
DOUBLE CLEANSE!wh-what would you do with sandpaper and lard...?
what about TRIPLE CLEANSE?! back off Caroline, this one belongs to us.
Back when I used to watch her content she was often to be seen wearing a hideous camo jacket (to gigs and stuff), and I think there might have been a little wheely suitcase too. She’s well ‘ard, innit
.Haha, sorry, it’s a joke from Sali Hughes Guardian column, where every week someone would comment along the lines of ‘all these expensive products are unnecessary and immoral. I’ve always used nothing but a muslin wrung our in warm water and pure coconut oil to moisturise. People frequently compliment me on my excellent skin.’wh-what would you do with sandpaper and lard...?
He’s hyper as hell
I know! She whips up a frenzy and those freaks are buying them without checking what’s in them.I’d rather use sandpaper and lard than buy one of her tacky kits
She looked better then than she died now. Her hair was better and her face softer.Back when I used to watch her content she was often to be seen wearing a hideous camo jacket (to gigs and stuff), and I think there might have been a little wheely suitcase too. She’s well ‘ard, innit
Is the yellow representing her hair?Yellow with camo lining
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Got to say I have an army jacket/shacket, whatever it's called, and I love it. I'm also a fan of gaudy gold jewellery. Yeah, I'm edgy me.Back when I used to watch her content she was often to be seen wearing a hideous camo jacket (to gigs and stuff), and I think there might have been a little wheely suitcase too. She’s well ‘ard, innit
“KIT INFO: What you need to do to prep...”
You need to “prep” to buy a sodding beauty bag now? She’s off her head with pomposity.
You need to “prep” to buy a sodding beauty bag now? She’s off her head with pomposity.
To be honest I bought the first kit. Good value for me.BUT. I’m still working through it how do people need more than one over that period.
Granted I still had stuff to use up and so didn’t restart on the kit right away. But if you bought in the last round why would you need this round too?
Granted I still had stuff to use up and so didn’t restart on the kit right away. But if you bought in the last round why would you need this round too?
Fear of missing out I guess.
Her "freaks" will just gobble up whatever she's selling
yep. And that’s what ch is preying on. Especially with the instalment payment.
I bet you rock it
Hirons: not so much.Didn’t the last kit sell out in like 3 minutes? It’s crazy. CH’s minions really will buy anything.
In the Facebook group, I saw someone make a post saying they feel bad because they were too tired to do their routine last night and I’m just baffled by the post itself and the comments! OMG it’s ok, it’s just a mistake, don’t do it again, your face won’t fall off, it’s fine OMG today is a new day, etc!
It’s not that deep, please. I haven’t done a proper skincare routine in months because I’m too depressed and suffering badly with haemochromatosis* at the mo, but my face is still intact. I bet the freaks reading this will shriek in horror. I’ve stayed indoors mind, if that helps.
*I’m only 29, ffs
In the Facebook group, I saw someone make a post saying they feel bad because they were too tired to do their routine last night and I’m just baffled by the post itself and the comments! OMG it’s ok, it’s just a mistake, don’t do it again, your face won’t fall off, it’s fine OMG today is a new day, etc!
It’s not that deep, please. I haven’t done a proper skincare routine in months because I’m too depressed and suffering badly with haemochromatosis* at the mo, but my face is still intact. I bet the freaks reading this will shriek in horror. I’ve stayed indoors mind, if that helps.
*I’m only 29, ffs
I abandoned my skincare routine last year after having eye surgeries and wanting to avoid getting any water or product in my eyes while I was recovering. I used a moist flannel to clean off, but that was it, nothing else. The only thing I really noticed was a patch of dry skin between my eyebrows which needed some moisturiser, otherwise it's been fine.
I'm happy to miss out on Caroline's "kits".
I'm happy to miss out on Caroline's "kits".
I've simplified my regime and just use a few products now. No more hot cloth cleansing either and that has made a huge difference. Still feel a bit queasy when I think of Caroline's skincare room and the amount of products she has
yeah, I remember that video she did with Sali Hughes, the amount of products she had was obscene. she probably has loads more now. it’s difficult to trust her reviews because she really couldn’t have trialled them properly, y’know?
There are millions, probably billions of women in the world who don't follow the CH Hirons skincare routine and I don't think they all have tit skin.
Think of the cost of those products that’ll go off before she gets them emptied.
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