Caroline Hirons #29 Not an influencer? What a load of (overpriced) flannel!

[50sGirl]

The moisturiser video was so weird. She was trying to make out her kids were so desperate for skinrocks moisturiser that they steal it at every opportunity, whereas the recording (with a bearded son) suggested they couldn't give less of a tit

Did it state it was an ad?

 

[MillenialCliche]

Any bets that everyone now sees 100% match for all her products? Seeing as she doesn’t know the personalised skin type of the question asker it just shows that the app is a scam and not “personalised recommendations”

 

[GalofHal]

Any bets that everyone now sees 100% match for all her products? Seeing as she doesn’t know the personalised skin type of the question asker it just shows that the app is a scam and not “personalised recommendations”

Thought I'd check and I'm only a 36% match.

The flannel is a 1% match

 

[MillenialCliche]

Thought I'd check and I'm only a 36% match.

The flannel is a 1% match

what a load of flannel maybe you should ask her about it and see if she blames the app not updating.

I just checked mine too

 

[Rothsey]

Has she got another cat? I can see its tail on her shoulder.

Seriously do something with your hair!!!

 

[Deevee47]

I can’t believe she has as many staff as she says. Something doesn’t add up.

 

[FINIFUS]

On Insta demonstrating use of kit products. She uses SO much. I could do face, neck and arms with the amount of moisturiser she scooped out. Mind you, she does have the biggest head I've ever come across Also, is it just me or did every product just make her look greasy?

 

[FrankieBelle]

She looks sweaty and slimy on that product demo on insta. And that jacket....no words.

Doesn't fit her, looks like it came from a market stall and is tacky beyond belief.

 

[Madamex]

She calls Jim bae as well.

 

[LittleBirdie]

On Insta demonstrating use of kit products. She uses SO much. I could do face, neck and arms with the amount of moisturiser she scooped out. Mind you, she does have the biggest head I've ever come across Also, is it just me or did every product just make her look greasy?

And she still hasn’t labelled that post as an ad

 

[OnlyPassingThrough]

Does anyone else think she's trying to be Trinny with her:

- big shoulder pads
- sparkly jackets
- random live video in duty free

?
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And on the live in Duty Free 'Ava's messaging me asking for money...'.

 

[FINIFUS]

Does anyone else think she's trying to be Trinny with her:

- big shoulder pads
- sparkly jackets
- random live video in duty free

?
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And on the live in Duty Free 'Ava's messaging me asking for money...'.

Trinny outclasses the Oaf 1000% and always will

 

[Deevee47]

that sparkly jacket was definitely more bargain basement than trinny’s basement

thought that was hilarious that Ava was asking for money. Really bringing your independent kids up well there Caroline! 🫣

Does anyone else think she's trying to be Trinny with her:

- big shoulder pads
- sparkly jackets
- random live video in duty free

?
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And on the live in Duty Free 'Ava's messaging me asking for money...'.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Has anyone else noticed all the child labour Skin Rocks employees always look like they’ve been basted in duck fat? Is it in their contracts do you reckon?

 

[MinnieGrant]

Is it *really* a good idea to have OnlyFansAva promote Skin Rocks? If I were Caroline, I’d lock this trash in a closet.

The comments.
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The look the guy is giving her. Like, “What the duck is wrong with this chick?”

 

[Mrs Mangel]

Is it *really* a good idea to have OnlyFansAva promote Skin Rocks? If I were Caroline, I’d lock this trash in a closet.

The comments.
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The look the guy is giving her. Like, “What the duck is wrong with this chick?”

How embarrassing that her daughter talks patois! Her friends will think she is confused talking like that and if you read the comments below that is very clear! What a sket/thot girl!

 

[Ccc8]

Lisa Eldridge keeping it classy with the launch of her loyalty program. Lots of FAQs and she's managing to look back at past orders.

"It is really important to Lisa, when launching lisa&me, to acknowledge and thank all those who have previously chosen and purchased a Lisa Eldridge product online. The tier you start in depends on whether you have purchased with Lisa Eldridge online before - retrospective purchases are taken into consideration when determining what tier you start in."

 

[skincaresceptic]

Lisa Eldridge keeping it classy with the launch of her loyalty program. Lots of FAQs and she's managing to look back at past orders.

"It is really important to Lisa, when launching lisa&me, to acknowledge and thank all those who have previously chosen and purchased a Lisa Eldridge product online. The tier you start in depends on whether you have purchased with Lisa Eldridge online before - retrospective purchases are taken into consideration when determining what tier you start in."

Lisa is pure class. Just joined, both my previous orders immediately recognised and points added. That’s how you run a business Nellie
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Kit has increased in price to pay for her Prague trip. She’s taking tips from QVC

 

[Jelly Bean]

Lisa Eldridge keeping it classy with the launch of her loyalty program. Lots of FAQs and she's managing to look back at past orders.

"It is really important to Lisa, when launching lisa&me, to acknowledge and thank all those who have previously chosen and purchased a Lisa Eldridge product online. The tier you start in depends on whether you have purchased with Lisa Eldridge online before - retrospective purchases are taken into consideration when determining what tier you start in."

Mm interesting that Nellie promised this then deleted that live and and said it was all far too difficult to do that. And I would say Lisa has as many if not more buyers than her?
You'd think Nellie's amazing team would be able to sort something out. If they really wanted to

 

[Rowling]

Nellie will be raging at Lisa’s launch of her loyalty programme after Nellie made a whole thing of how it’s “not that simple” to add points to previous purchases. I bet the SR staff will be on edge waiting for the zoom call

Davinia Taylor started a loyalty programme on Will Powders and gave everyone 200 points just because for previous purchases.