I've been at an Expert Witness conference all day today. Experts in, I'd estimate, at least 100 professional disciplines. Hirons and her sidekick would be accepted into none of them.
Trinny's packaging: sleek, airtight, looks great on the shelf
The Oaf's packaging: basic, boring, fingers in pots (yuk)
Trinny's products: sophisticated formulas, lots of actives, joyful to use
The Oaf's products: basic formulas, cheap ingredients, nowt to write home about
Trinny's brand: globally successful - recognised by her first name alone
The Oaf's brand: pretty much supported only by freaks who follow her blindly, begging for her approval and terrified of pissing her off, however inadvertently
Trinny's personality: warm, fun, supportive, uplifting
The Oaf's personality: rude, thuggish, shouty, bullying
Can Hirons really believe she is Trinny's equal, on any level?
Trinny's packaging: sleek, airtight, looks great on the shelf
The Oaf's packaging: basic, boring, fingers in pots (yuk)
Trinny's products: sophisticated formulas, lots of actives, joyful to use
The Oaf's products: basic formulas, cheap ingredients, nowt to write home about
Trinny's brand: globally successful - recognised by her first name alone
The Oaf's brand: pretty much supported only by freaks who follow her blindly, begging for her approval and terrified of pissing her off, however inadvertently
Trinny's personality: warm, fun, supportive, uplifting
The Oaf's personality: rude, thuggish, shouty, bullying
Can Hirons really believe she is Trinny's equal, on any level?