Carla Jenkins #4 Fluffs fringe, loves to binge, Nat’s teeth makes us cringe.

[VirtualSignal]

Instead of spending thousands on a thermomix, Ninjas and cruises, those two should be spending their money on therapy to deal with their self medication of food.

 

[Betty66]

I actually feel quite sorry for her. She clearly has huge issues with food and no way to resolve them. Even being in constant pain with limited mobility is not enough to change her, and it does require a complete change in her approach to food and drink. If she can’t find a way to break the cycle I fear an untimely death. I lost a relative who was overweight (nowhere near the size of Carla) very young to a heart attack. Gone in a split second. Their Mum is still alive and finding it very hard to cope in their eighties with losing a child. I hope this doesn’t happen to Carla’s Mum.

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Quelle surprise! She's fallen off the wagon again! She's so lazy with cooking! She doesn't nourish herself properly! Eats too much convenience and processed foods that don't satiate her, so she goes in for more! She could prepare her own prawn salad, really double up on all things like spinach, cucumbers, tomatoes, maybe some chickpeas or legumes and add some healthy lean protein in and she'll be good to go! Her legs are bad, so she eats more sugar! I feel sorry for her as food addiction is no laughing matter, she's been stuck in this downward spiral for years now! But! She just has no motivation to do anything about it. The fact she's in pain and agony every day would surely give her a kick up the arse to change her ways! And I don't care what she says, her friends and her daughter do not support her! They just enable and encourage her to keep eating! If I was Nat, I'd be saying 'look I want you to be around by the time I'm I'm my 30's! See me get married, kids (whatever she decides to do with her life)' but it's like none of them care.

 

[Yakkety Yak]

Parcel opening video but she has no idea what she’s ordered. I can tell you Carla, it’s a load of shite. Size 28 jeans didn’t go anywhere near her. A big box of cheese crackers, which are so thin and small she’ll eat a whole packet. A big cardigan which she had no idea had a hood even though a pic showed it clearly with a hood. She admits ordering things on a whim and wonders why she has no money.

Is it me, but these Youtubers seem to be getting more and more lazy with their content. Why in the heck would I want to sit and watch someone open their mail and parcels? It's like all these videos that have the obligatory driving shots with the dire music just to boost the length of the video. I personally am not a fan, and think it is just an excuse for them to provide so called content. If they have nothing of interest, I'd rather they didn't post at all but I may be in the minority.

 

[kizzy]

The tatty old Kath Kidston tin has sold for 25 quid !

 

[kizzy]

At this moment in time it's just a race to their graves between Carla and Big Kazza, neither will take any instruction or constructive critisism, they both know best. My moneys on Kazza.

 

[Hanna Spanna]

She's so silly! She says she knows what the issue is, but doesn't sound like she's willing to explore it. Part of me kinda wants her to get away from the environment she's in, go somewhere she can talk about how she feels, where she is cooked healthy meals from scratch etc. I would have her at mine, but she'd discover my tattling and probs want to kill me!

 

[VirtualSignal]

Came on here to say the same thing - I bet she wouldn't dream of spending actual money on it though

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‘gushing to the point of nausea’ how accurate.
I’ve noticed if it’s one of her boot fair/ calorie crush / DITL, she can be moody and sullen, but when she’s plugging a freebie she’s like a different person…smiling, cheerful and gushing, like a different woman.

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Haven't watched Carla for ages, as I was just becoming increasingly more disgusted with her. Thought I'd have a look today - watched the vlog with her and bucket - I see nothing has changed. One thing, Carla shows Caroline's true size in her videos! She looks much bigger in Carla's vlogs than she does in her own!
Carla's house must stink with all those dogs, endless piles of shit for ebay and then Nat and Tammy? Tamsin? The obese lodger festering away! All of them look like they need a jolly good scrub!

 

[Lolly71990]

Lex is one of the most vulgar things I’ve ever witnessed she’s deffo unfortunate looking. She’s so cocky and smarmy and ridiculously immature. The comment she made about having to get a “that” to Carla meaning a job she later said. I’d love to see her WORK a REAL day away from her eBay selling and fleecing charity shops

 

[retro444]

Perhaps if tammy didn't spend hundreds on meals out and takeaways she would have money saved for her own place. One day this pair, instead of acting like teenagers blowing all their cash might realise they are fifty year old middle aged women and quit using food as the only way to socialise. It's not so much the food, though plain to see they both have an addiction, it's the amount of money wasted, when all they had to do was get up and put a slice of toast in the toaster instead of driving to macdonalds and blowing ten quid a pop on garbage.

 

[retro444]

Parcel opening video but she has no idea what she’s ordered. I can tell you Carla, it’s a load of shite. Size 28 jeans didn’t go anywhere near her. A big box of cheese crackers, which are so thin and small she’ll eat a whole packet. A big cardigan which she had no idea had a hood even though a pic showed it clearly with a hood. She admits ordering things on a whim and wonders why she has no money.

A weeks worth load of old tat she don't need. to add to the load of old tatt she's trying to get out of her house so tammy's fat arse can plonk itself there. A puppy, she will be looking after most of the time, a daughter who refuses to grow up, her pal who could have made better plans or surely has family who could help. House filled with everyones pets and like you say carla still in diet denial, pretending she's just going to eat one of those biscuits when we all know she's going to eat the lot in one go. Endless suggestions of letssssss all go out for another meallllllllll and spend some more money which could be utilised into savings. Poor carlas knackered out, ALL her own doing! She and nat stare hatefully at that camera and love to blame the viewers but it's them who overspend, take on more than they cope with and eat the crappest diet since the dawn of time.

Forget third world problems, carlas tired and not opened her parcels!!!!! Poor thing.

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It's just lazy, pointless, uninteresting and rather shite. My cats have a more exciting life than some of these grifters.

It's funny you know, she's not the slightest bit embarassed.

 

[Tabia]

I just watched one of her old vlogs when she was actually dieting. Someone had sent her a lovely linen top in a size 18 to wear when she’d reached her goal weight. Hilarious! Bet that top has been sold on EBay a long time ago. She must be back in the size she was when she first started.

 

[retro444]

Here she is, energy vampire sucking the empathy out of her viewers, it was a good performance. 6.2k views. Can only diet online cause she makes a stack of money from it, to then go run off and buy some more all you can eat buffets I have zero empathy for this woman, about the same amount she shows her son. Karma, is all I can say, when you treat your own son like that and then move mountains to move your pal Tammy in. I can't stand her, you wont be getting my empathy any time soon.

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Greedy cow! Moaning that charity shops aren't as 'fruitful' as they used to be! Does she realise that the purpose of a charity shop is to raise money for a cause, and that most people that shop in them perhaps can't afford to spend money in other shops, so they might rely on a charity shop to buy a new winter coat etc. Also there is a cost of living crisis going on, and people just don't have the stuff to donate! But oh no, greedy gluttonous Jenkins thinks charity shops are there for her to grab everything so she can sell it on and line her own pockets! Absolutely disgusting!

 

[Hanna Spanna]

I know losing weight is hard. It takes a lot of motivation and will power - food is an addiction, especially sugar in Carla's case. So I don't doubt its a struggle for her, but being in constant pain and waking up like that every morning, barely being able to walk. That's no way to live. She is slowly killing herself. The people around her don't help her. Nat and the lodger are always encouraging her to eat badly, then there's the other obese friends who just enable her further. Nat will be the same size as her mother in a few years to come. She needs to go to some retreat away from the enablers where she can have healthy meals from scratch, a detox from sugar and Pepsi max.

 

[Herbert2005]

It's funny you know, she's not the slightest bit embarassed.

I nearly felt embarassed for her.

Here's her list of purchases, which she said were needs/wants. I think i'll go with wants, Carla

Sewing Machine Bag £18.00 - Surely this isn't vital, especially when you are constantly pleading poverty and begging for cash to get your car/dog fixed.

Lucy & Yak Jeans - £25 reduced from £59. According to Carla, they are the "in brand" and if you are inspired to copy the fashion queen's look, please take note that on the website they are called " Soho Close Fitting Jeans" - The clue's in the title, Carla.

Under Cabinet Shelf - £19.43. I'm not sure if this is the correct price because (a) the delivery est is 3-7 months (without Prime) and (b) the same in black costs £42.73 (with Prime) . Carla wanted this to help with some of the clutter that lives on her worktops. Feck my life, the thing is tiny. You better order yourself a shedload more, Carla, because that single shelf just ain't gonna cut it.

Curtain Tie Back Hooks - £4.94. Ok, not a huge amount i hear your cry, but now totally useless because she's changed her room around and now can't get to the wall to drill a couple of holes, apparently.

Cheese wafers - £12.99. Everyone is raving about them, according to Madam. Sorry to disappoint you, Carla but I've never heard of them.

Magnetic light - £14.99 This might be considered a need by some folk, but seeing as our Carla likes to retire to her bed most nights at dusk, why the fook would you want a torch in your lockup, Carla?

Pyjamas - 28.00 She started banging on about how we have to buy stuff when we are unhappy, to make ourselves happy, or something like that. I'd lost the will to live and the pj's were hideous, so i wasn't really listening.

Black Cardigan - £34.00 The Anna Wintour of BS and delusion informs us that it's almost like a dressing gown, which translates to "i'm going to put this on, scoff 8 boxes of cheese wafers and sit on my rather large arse for the rest of the day.

She also managed to shaft two poor sods for £12 on vinted for a couple of hair styling products and took great pleasure informing us that she'll be able to stick em' on ebay and laugh all the way to the bank, again.

So there we go, Carla Jenkins spent £169.35 and it doesn't seem to matter to her if she really needs it or not.


And before anyone wonders just why i'm so invested in CJ's purchases, i'm not, i'm really,really not. I'm sat in my car waiting to pick my son up from work and i'm bored shitless.

 

[Nurse Ratched]

How did I know before Jenkins even mentioned today’s slog was #kindlysponsored by Temu. Maybe it was the manic cackling, and the faux, OTT eulogising about the brand that gave it away … ‘Download the Temu app’ she cries….just don’t read the numerous online articles re ‘illegal data harvesting’ concerns and class action lawsuits.

Never seen anyone nearly cream their pants over a “kindly gifted “ Temu haul. She’s manic over a load of shoddy tat Unbelievable

 

[VirtualSignal]

Latest vlog of joy sees the pair of pillocks aka Mrs m and Jenkins eating macdonald's breakfast wraps. Jenkins waving her breakfast wrap packaging in the air with excited face tells her audience were they aware that the wraps were back on the breakfast menu. No sorry, was never aware, some of us don't actually go to macdonald's. The pair of them morbidly obese, piling it on even more on a daily basis, high blood pressure, God knows what else and bloated faces telling us excitedly to go to macdonalds, land of the saturated fat, massively high salt, carbs and sugar. Oh wait, I forgot, these two only nibble on one end and have one once a year or they share it with the neighbours. Do people really have so little regard for their health? lego has piled it on since having her gallbladder removed as has Jenkins. Why does Jenkins think people are interested in her addictive personality and obsession with shit food, it's like she thinks everyone is as stupid as her and even if people struggle to eat healthy,they just keep on trying, they don't give up or put on a lagenlook tent and three ton of makeup.

Dumb and dumber out for for lunch, both mentally and physically. Check out jenkins, she even has the macdonalds m eyebrows as she donates her wealth of knowledge on what to eat!
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My thoughts and prayers are with the suspension of Hyacinths car at this difficult time

 

[retro444]

I know everyone thinks im a hard faced witch, but I am sick of these youtuber performances. Oh oh poor stressed me says carla, oh im so tired, meanwhile it's her son doing all the real work carrying etc. What about him??? Did someone force her to move tammy in? Is she a little child wondering around homeless. Now it's going to be feel empathy for my puppy, tammy and poor poor tired carla. I noticed she got a big ole begging amazon wish list, when does the scrounging stop, I ak myself. One woman had americans buying her everything off her amazon list, even cat food. Months late, cause she was saving l ike crazy and letting the viewers buy everything, she actually outright asked them to send her money cause her and her two sons did not have enough food....but secretly its because she was saving to buy a new home and a disneyland holiday.
They show you what they want you to see and it's always poor me.