Captain Sir Tom Moore and Hannah Ingram-Moore #7

[Rocket Queen]

Actually, that would be so bad it would probably be good

Was thinking that too….I’d quite enjoy that could also have like instead of whack - a - mole we could have our Han’s picture on a pop up thingy and call it Whack - A Grifter. It’s not what her father would have wanted but WHO GIVES A SHITE

 

[emmer_moans]

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If I was driving behind it I'd feel intimidated, I'd have to overtake to get away!

 

[Panstickpinkie]

They obviously thought it wasn’t big enough though! They had to build their essential spa!

 

[Serene Serena]

It's just occurred to me that I would be afraid to buy the property in case the ghost of the captain is stuck in an energy loop, doing laps around the garden. At night, you look out and see the zimmer frame gleaming in the moonlight.

Edit to add: And as you turn over to try and sleep, you hear Never Walk Alone by Captain Tom and Michael Ball, in an endless loop...

Ha ha

That's it, I'm withdrawing my offer on the house immediately.

 

[emmer_moans]

why does she think we care?

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

Owner of life-size Captain Tom statue open to offers after failing to sell it for £29,000

The owner of a life-size bronze statue of Captain Sir Tom Moore has begun accepting offers after failing to sell it for the initial asking price of £29,000.

www.lbc.co.uk

Oh dear. The hype creations didn't pay off. Shame lol

This statue is a fucking joke as well. He is the creator but he paid artists in Indonesia to make it. No doubt paying them an absolute pittance for their work. Just melt it down, sell the puddle of bronze and give it a clever name and pretend it's a commentary on media hype. Or you know just sell the bronze. He's not recouping anything but scrap value on that


Ah sounds like this is another fucking go fund Mr grift as well

Captain Sir Tom Moore Bronze Statue "The Walk Of Hope"

Looking for a permanent location 22nd February 2022 Sorry for not updating everyone regarding The Walk of Hope statue. However, I write this update with a heavy heart as I am still not able to complete what we started out in 2020 and 2021. I updated my Go Fund Me page...

clarksculptures.com

 

[Shinealight]

We should all club together and turn it into the Captain Tom Moore theme park…

Instead of carousel horses you climb aboard a zimmer frame for the ride of your life - 100 rotations.

”We’re Going To Barbados” karaoke.
Have your photo taken with cardboard cut outs of Russ and Cliff.

The “You’ll Never Walk Alone” escape room. You have to get out before the song ends or you’re locked in forever with it on repeat.

It’s what her father would’ve wanted…

Actually, that would be so bad it would probably be good

 

[kev1974]

Just watched the video tour on the rightmove page, bloody hell a life of grifting clearly pays well doesn't it?

Disappointed that Hannah herself didn't pop up mid-tour although I'm pretty sure we've now seen her toilet.

Bloke on the video tour says at the end "if you have any questions please ask me", first thing I'd be asking knowing the dodgy history of the property is whether all the requisite planning permissions were properly obtained over the years (especially for that Coach House being used as an AirB&B!)

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Indeed, lockdown might have been essential but ffs why did so many people lose all sense of reality?
An old man doing laps of his garden for NHS charities would in normal times have probably made a small article in the local press

No doubt the same kind of people who queued up for Stanley cups. I had to keep my mouth firmly shut on many issues including the Cap'n!

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Captain Tom's daughter uses her dad's name AGAIN to sell mansion for £2.25m

CAPTAIN Tom’s daughter is using her dad’s name AGAIN – this time to sell the family home for a whopping £2.25m. Hannah Ingram-Moore, 53, and hubby Colin, 66, are selling the seven-bed after c…

www.thesun.co.uk

adios you total grifter

A very famous house thanks to her wonderful dad.

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

It's just occurred to me that I would be afraid to buy the property in case the ghost of the captain is stuck in an energy loop, doing laps around the garden. At night, you look out and see the zimmer frame gleaming in the moonlight.

Edit to add: And as you turn over to try and sleep, you hear Never Walk Alone by Captain Tom and Michael Ball, in an endless loop...

Ha ha

Lol lol lol

Listening to the song on repeat is truly the stuff of nightmares...

I wonder if even 1 person in the world other than a family member still chooses to listen to the song because they enjoy it

 

[Shinealight]

I knew that their scamming would eventually catch up with them…having to now sell their home…boo hoo! I saw what this all was from the start and would not have been surprised if Old Tom had been in on it too. Of course, anything you shared on most social media platforms condemning them for their greed was met with, “oh don’t be so heartless” or “you’re just jealous” the usual tripe people trot out. Twitter was full of it, people brown-nosing this avaricious family. Funny how people have slunk back into the shadows now that life has gone tits up for them!

Indeed, I recall a conversation on Twitter between me and one of the sycophant guys.
I looked the conversation up a while back and surprise surprise… he’d deleted all his contributions to the conversation

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

so where in the house did Captain Tom reside, It deffo doesn't look like it was comfortable for an elderly person and their needs

Apparently he was gallivanting all over the place well into his 90s until he fell over and broke his hip and ribs while unloading the dishwasher. That's one hell of a fall. I reckon he must have been in hospital for quite some time and then they turned that ugly living room with the army jacket chair into a bedroom/lounge for him.

The story about him secretly ordering a treadmill is complete bollocks. They just came home and found the box with delivery note in their drive way. The drive is about 100m long with electric gates, I know Yodel just yeet stuff over the gate but they'd struggle with that treadmill. Hannah blethers on about it here https://archive.ph/SLyQr

The brochure for the house on the Right Move advert is unintentionally funny. Of course it mentions "my father Captain Tom" but even more amusing Hannah says that the village offers everything including a kebab shop. Like Hannah has ever had a dirty donner. There is also a discreet pond. Not that discreet it's bloody massive

 

[Serene Serena]

Wonder if people have been queueing out the door of the estate agent to "snap up" the site of Captain Tom's selfless efforts!

I’d be interested to know if there are prospective buyers. The house is tainted to me (and slightly out of my price range) and I bet other people feel the same.

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Why is she plugging this like it's a new project? We were laughing at the obvs fake 'Gift of Kindness' stories on the last thread months ago. Is the pilchards story still up...

 

[Mollywobbles]

Old Tom came at the right time.
Covid…he cheered us up. An old man, and if he could it, well done him.
He raised our spirits.
It was good for him, the exercise, something to am for rather than sitting in a chair all day.
It did take effort on his part, but he did it.
He lifted the spirits of the nation and good for him!

it’s a shame his daughter saw it as a way make money and defiled his name

 

[ChastityDingle]

The smug face of her in those photos, and the middle-aged looking son ... They have no shame.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Imagine being stuck behind that in a dinky Fiat 500 on the M6 with those dark clouds circling.

Hannah coming up beside you from the outside lane, waving like she’s at Wimbledon

 

[ATV2021]

Two more Captain Tom statues go eBay - with one starting at 99p

Two life-sized Captain Tom Moore statues have been put up for auction on eBay and one has a starting price of just 99p.

metro.co.uk

Lols. Grab yourself a souvenir peeps.

ETA. More LOL to the shade to the grifty family, tbh and grifty creator. Grifty all round!

 

[ChastityDingle]

It's just occurred to me that I would be afraid to buy the property in case the ghost of the captain is stuck in an energy loop, doing laps around the garden. At night, you look out and see the zimmer frame gleaming in the moonlight.

Edit to add: And as you turn over to try and sleep, you hear Never Walk Alone by Captain Tom and Michael Ball, in an endless loop...

Ha ha

I think I would dread Hannah returning to visit even more