Brummy Mummy #99 'private parts action' isn't very nice, that's why her & Ste have only done it twice

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Behelzabobs

Acorncollecter said:
Tell me you read Tattle without telling me you read Tattle.....

Oh and......PITY POST FRIDAY!
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If you have discoloured teeth go for a better lip colour as when you where that shade it highlights them

If the kiddos have self esteem problems you can be sure they stem from YOU blabs
 
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Missymoo92

JulieScoobyDoo said:
Yet another post talking about her body. Why does she keep on about it? Also I hate the word belly. Sorry if that offends anyone but I hate pigs have bellies not humans
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THIS. I thought it was just me creeped out by the word "belly" and "mum tum" the people who use that phrase often use the term "mumma bear" another pet hate phrase of mine sorry to offend anyone I'm just very picky

Also here for the rebellion of triple T she's going to be 12 at the end of the year.. I remember how I was embarrassed at everything my parents did at aged 12 and my mum wasn't even parading around naked at 7am on Instagram or flashing her bits

*ETA - Instagram didn't exist when I was 12 or Facebook (showing my age!) But you get my drift
 
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Jellybean79

Sorting cupboards at 7pm in her pyjamas (different pyjamas to the ones she was wearing at 5.45pm) on a Friday night. What a THRILLING life she leads. I couldn’t be more jealous.
 
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Matilda28

I think the lack of sex in the relationship is down to Emma’s dislike of her body.
Yes also dislike mumma bear my sister uses it to scowl at anyone who so much as suggests her child is anything less than perfect.
 
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Missymoo92

Matilda28 said:
I think the lack of sex in the relationship is down to Emma’s dislike of her body.

Yes also dislike mumma bear my sister uses it to scowl at anyone who so much as suggests her child is anything less than perfect.
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Literally the same for me except my sister in law (husband's brother's wife).
"Oh I'm a mumma bear"
"Oh my babies, I love my man I'm so #blessed" (yet she's always sniping at my brother in law)
She thinks she's god's gift to motherhood and told me I was scum for formula feeding (couldn't produce milk due to PCOS actually).
Basically the sort of mum you'd avoid like the plague at baby groups
 
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Mrslollypop

Ok FOR SURE something is going down. She would no way be doing this if Ste was there. He’s defo either away, or isolating. She is such a dumb bitch if she thinks nobody will notice that’s something is up. The fact that she is so predictable has dropped her in the shit.
 

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Popper

Acorncollecter said:
Tell me you read Tattle without telling me you read Tattle.....

Oh and......PITY POST FRIDAY!
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give it a couple of years and the both of them will be mortified to be seen with you in that spotty swimming costume that 5 year olds wear.
 
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GingerWhinger

Matilda28 said:
I think the lack of sex in the relationship is down to Emma’s dislike of her body.

Yes also dislike mumma bear my sister uses it to scowl at anyone who so much as suggests her child is anything less than perfect.
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She’s so uncomfortable in her own skin for a self proclaimed body confident influencer
 
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Clairer86

Totally agree with you about Taco Bell!
I studied abroad when doing my BA, and spent a year at LSU and i ate Taco Bell several times a week, it was so good! Popeye chicken and raising Caines were my all time favourite fastfood over there (anyone else who has spent time in Louisiana or the Southern States know what i mean?!).
Anyway, ive had Taco Bell here in Liverpool and Manchester and its disgusting, it tastes nothing like the beautiful Taco Bell i had in the States. I was so disappointed the first time i tried it back home.
Although talking about fastfood, the worst Mcdonalds i ever had was in New Orleans, it was disgusting.
Sorry for going off topic But seeing as Babs likes to think that staying at the New Orleans disney resort is the same as actually going to New Orleans, its kinda on topic
 
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Memmy

What was all the makeup for then?
 
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Lady Doodle


Oh FFS there is so much wrong with this I dont know whether to laugh or feel sorry for her!
Big Babs is so body confident that she needs to get dressed up like a dogs dinner to go on the school run and then write the SEVENTEENTH post of the year so far about said Body Confidence, in the 6th week of the year, while eluding to the fact that she's actually NOT Body Confident at all but is trying really hard to hide it from the kids
And all of this without being able to string a coherent sentence together
Fucking hell, what a pickle she's in
 
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bedtimereader

SingSong said:
Does Bab really think that if she mentions where they are going on holiday, that all her babettes are going to book and go at the same time as her? Cos she is such a celebrity?

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And surely she'd be overjoyed if they did seeing as she "loves them lots"
 
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Curly_Whurly

#WhereIsSte
Starting to wonder if we need to call the police for a safe and we'll check.
 
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Frogfrogfrog

She’s done an organising the cupboards tik tok and the hot chocolate jar is labelled ‘hot choc’ not hot cock!
 
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