so babs is going to disney at easter, while simultaneously advising the babettes NOT to go at easter because it's the best weather and therefore the most expensive time to go. can't resist an opportunity to brag, eh babs! obvs the peasants should book their holiday at a less popular, thus cheaper, time of year - but lucky, lucky babs and the conways can afford an expensive two-week easter holiday. once again babs, read the
bleeping room.
and if you need to rely on bribes to get your eleven and nine year kids to behave on a plane as they're flying to their disney holiday, you clearly need to take a hard look at your parenting skills. the fact that she obvs used to bribe the kids with reward box tat as toddlers - and emphasised that by giving them reward box prizes for adhering to the most basic behavioural expectations - doing "good sharing", complying with reminders to clean their teeth, tidying their shoes away after school etc etc - then you are clearly way too reliant on bribes, and your kids are gonna grow up believing they deserve presents for completing even the most basic of tasks. the real world is gonna hit them hard when they learn that adults aren't generally awarded for completing daily chores with excel certificates! i realise the "mum bag of bribes" for the plane journey is likely an exaggeration but i do wonder why she would want to draw attention to her shocking inability to parent her kids - especially at an age where they are more than capable of entertaining themselves on a plane without throwing tantrums and running up and down the aisles - and, again, why she would share such humiliating information with the entire Internet because - true or not - erin's supposedly childish inability to sit quietly on a plane journey and behave appropriately absolutely will be used against her by other kids. especially when we are all aware that babs will take full advantage of filming a "come pack with me" vlog, where she will ensure the world know sthat the "bribes" she's bought for the kids are toddler-appropriate colouring books with chunky crayons, sticker sets, poundland surprise activity packs filled with plastic tat and plastic toy blind bags.