No I donโt like yer titties Babs & neither does CBBste but Mr Cheescake does & he wants cherries on top #bitrudeDo ya like ma titties?
She is so juvenile. I think she winds the kids up with all her excitement. So boring, so predictable. Just like the rest of her life. Why does she have to have so many rituals?
Fake baking every saturday morni g, cleaning out the rodents every saturday, watering the plants every saturday, writing on her chins every year! Boring repetative trash! Same pyjamas on for days at a time, same beddi g on for weeks at a time!! Gross!!
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Sorry I know Iโm late to this but the rehashed writing on her double chin ... the fact that she had to lean back further after the reveal because her double chin had eaten up the โyouโ has killed me off 
For my sins I've just watched her latest vlog. I know they were gifted the trip to Thomas Land but my god she really does baby her children doesn't she and obviously can't bare the fact that they are no longer toddlers. I honestly worry about how she'll cope when she has 2 high school aged children who longer want to be dragged to see Father Christmas!
When she screamed "Look Thomas has got his antlers on! Can you see him with his antlers on?!!" Honestly this is the kind of thing I say to my 4 year old daughter and even she has gone off Thomas now. Plus making them sit on that little kiddie ride when one of them is off to secondary school next year. In some of these vlogs Erin looks like she wants to cringe herself into oblivion. I really feel for her because once the kids at her new school find these vlogs she is going to get crucified.
ah, 7am on december 1st and i already have my first rehashed christmas content tingo! christmas has come early! who needs an advent calendar when you can get a december tingo every morning! 
as for those dumbo socks - they're not CHRISTMAS dumbo socks, ffs. just because they were in an advent calendar and they're red socks doesn't automatically make them christmas-themed. there is nothing christmassy about them.
and poor ethan, being sent back to bed because he supposedly requested his advent calendar in the early hours - another tale from blabanory - yet he's forced to stand and watch babs - the overgrown toddler - excitedly open her advent calendar and show off its contents to the "people" before he's allowed any of her attention - and presumably his own advent calendar.
and WHY is it hilarious that ethan is getting socks in his stocking? or that erin is getting a hairbrush? aren't they just typical stocking gifts?! that's certainly the sort of thing i had in my stocking as a child. the fact babs is "cackling" over the presents that SHE bought - is she drunk already?!
as for those dumbo socks - they're not CHRISTMAS dumbo socks, ffs. just because they were in an advent calendar and they're red socks doesn't automatically make them christmas-themed. there is nothing christmassy about them.
and poor ethan, being sent back to bed because he supposedly requested his advent calendar in the early hours - another tale from blabanory - yet he's forced to stand and watch babs - the overgrown toddler - excitedly open her advent calendar and show off its contents to the "people" before he's allowed any of her attention - and presumably his own advent calendar.
and WHY is it hilarious that ethan is getting socks in his stocking? or that erin is getting a hairbrush? aren't they just typical stocking gifts?! that's certainly the sort of thing i had in my stocking as a child. the fact babs is "cackling" over the presents that SHE bought - is she drunk already?!
Yeah I thought this too! I say that too my toddler.
To whoever said that Bab looks like fat bastard from Austin Powers... You're welcome 
Was this Babs at the spa?To whoever said that Bab looks like fat bastard from Austin Powers... You're welcome
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That is hilarious and gross in equal measure...dunno whether to laugh or vomTo whoever said that Bab looks like fat bastard from Austin Powers... You're welcome
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.It's pretty much the same shade of beige as Babs... Just merges in one big, beige blobThat is hilarious and gross in equal measure...dunno whether to laugh or vom
Maybe I'm really tight but she bought the kids a Mickey Santa hat each for their holiday -ยฃ15 each. And you're not telling me that they don't have that like this already? She also bought herself new mouse ear things whatever they are called and a load of Xmas Disney jumpers for herself. I couldn't justify that kind of money. She's so vulgar
she says the february half term holiday js a rearranged one - so i'm assuming it's the postponed spain holiday for cbbste's fortieth - then at easter, they're jetting off to disney world?! and why does she think it's vital to keep the babettes updated on her christmas disney trip? "as soon as i know what's happening, you'll know!" because obvs that's the news the world is waiting on! in what possible way does she think her content is relatable?!
And Ste got all the backlash for wanting a football shirt for him and the kids for his 40th
erin is going to be ELEVEN, and for her party she's taking three friends to the cinema to watch "that film about the dog".... does she mean clifford?! isn't clifford the big red dog aimed at little kids?! an dto make it even more embarrassing, babs has made certain to make party bags containing activity packs aimed at literal toddlers, each filled with stickers and scented felt tips and colouring-in sheets?! my heart breaks for erin and the utter mortification she's going to feel. 
I watched a couple of minutes of her vlog & thought exactly the same as all of you - if you just listened to it & didnโt see how old the kids were, you would TOTALLY think she was talking to 2-4 year olds (at the most)
WHY is she talking in a baby sing-song voice and making an (almost) 11 year old sit with bleeping Santa?!!! When my daughter was 11 we took her to Amsterdam for the weekend (not to take drugs or go to the red light district, obvs) - but to go to see Anne Frankโs house & go on a barge & do stuff like that. NOT seeing a toddler film & Santa 
Poor Erin.
WHY is she talking in a baby sing-song voice and making an (almost) 11 year old sit with bleeping Santa?!!! When my daughter was 11 we took her to Amsterdam for the weekend (not to take drugs or go to the red light district, obvs
) - but to go to see Anne Frankโs house & go on a barge & do stuff like that. NOT seeing a toddler film & Santa Poor Erin.
It was a double chin the first time she did it, itโs a quadruple chin now so is it technically new contentSorry I know Iโm late to this but the rehashed writing on her double chin ... the fact that she had to lean back further after the reveal because her double chin had eaten up the โyouโ has killed me off
I thought exactly the same. Why does she speak to them like they are toddlers ? Also what happens to a puppy when you're all out at Drayton Manor all day ?
That vlog 
. I feel secondhand embarrassment just watching it, I was cringing 
. Those poor kids, she speaks to them both like theyโre still toddlers, and that high pitched, sing-songy voice 
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Iโd have been mortified if my mom had shown me up like that at their age. Itโs bad enough being out in public with her, but the fact that itโs all on YouTube for anyone to see, just makes it a hundred times more embarrassing.
. I feel secondhand embarrassment just watching it, I was cringing . Those poor kids, she speaks to them both like theyโre still toddlers, and that high pitched, sing-songy voice .Iโd have been mortified if my mom had shown me up like that at their age. Itโs bad enough being out in public with her, but the fact that itโs all on YouTube for anyone to see, just makes it a hundred times more embarrassing.
wow. imagine forcing your children and your husband to parade around in public wearing jumpers featuring their own face. those jumpers are horrific. i'm not surprised they're all wrapped up in coats to keep them hidden. and those awful matching glitzy headbands. cringe.
i bet babs was FUMING that ethan didn't perform perfectly for the camera when he was talking to santa. the poor kid's mind went blank when santa asked what he wanted, so he's stumbling over his words, desperately trying to think of something, knowing full well the camera is on him - and babs has already snapped ta him to stand closer to santa because he was ruining the photos - until babs aggressively barks "he wants toys!" obvs erin performed perfectly, all cosied up to santa, with her little scrunched-nose smile and an enthusiastic description of squishmallows.
so after the kids saw santa, they were all given a token so the kids could choose a toy and the adults got a hot cock and a mince pie - "i've never had that when i've seen father christmas ever!" *excited squeal* yes babs, because it's not about YOU. parents aren't given gifts when they take their children to visit santa, because they're literal adults.
seriously tho, WHEN will babs stop pretending her kids are toddlers? she's constantly emphasising the fact that they're tweens, yet she totally babies them - talking to them as though they're infants - "ooh look! it's mary christmas! *squeal* go. sit in the front row!" - taking them to thomas land and on thomas the tank engine rides and carousels - with cbbste desperately clinging onto ethan as though at nine years old, he isn't capable of sitting on a stationary horse by himself - and multiple visits to santa - which is fine if the kids want to see santa, but recording the whole event and sharing it with the world is completely unnecessary. erin is going to be absolutely ripped to shreds when her classmates see that footage - at one point babs even films her skipping in excitement. kids are cruel, babs, and erin will not thank you for sharing that video. not to mention the details she's shared of erin's upcoming birthday party and the toddler gift bags she's compiled. 
and why is babs totally out of breath when she's standing still filming margot and the kids running around outside in the snow?!
i bet babs was FUMING that ethan didn't perform perfectly for the camera when he was talking to santa. the poor kid's mind went blank when santa asked what he wanted, so he's stumbling over his words, desperately trying to think of something, knowing full well the camera is on him - and babs has already snapped ta him to stand closer to santa because he was ruining the photos - until babs aggressively barks "he wants toys!" obvs erin performed perfectly, all cosied up to santa, with her little scrunched-nose smile and an enthusiastic description of squishmallows.
so after the kids saw santa, they were all given a token so the kids could choose a toy and the adults got a hot cock and a mince pie - "i've never had that when i've seen father christmas ever!" *excited squeal* yes babs, because it's not about YOU. parents aren't given gifts when they take their children to visit santa, because they're literal adults.
seriously tho, WHEN will babs stop pretending her kids are toddlers? she's constantly emphasising the fact that they're tweens, yet she totally babies them - talking to them as though they're infants - "ooh look! it's mary christmas! *squeal* go. sit in the front row!" - taking them to thomas land and on thomas the tank engine rides and carousels - with cbbste desperately clinging onto ethan as though at nine years old, he isn't capable of sitting on a stationary horse by himself
- and multiple visits to santa - which is fine if the kids want to see santa, but recording the whole event and sharing it with the world is completely unnecessary. erin is going to be absolutely ripped to shreds when her classmates see that footage - at one point babs even films her skipping in excitement. kids are cruel, babs, and erin will not thank you for sharing that video. not to mention the details she's shared of erin's upcoming birthday party and the toddler gift bags she's compiled. and why is babs totally out of breath when she's standing still filming margot and the kids running around outside in the snow?!
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