wow. imagine forcing your children and your husband to parade around in public wearing jumpers featuring their own face. those jumpers are horrific. i'm not surprised they're all wrapped up in coats to keep them hidden. and those awful matching glitzy headbands. cringe.
i bet babs was FUMING that ethan didn't perform perfectly for the camera when he was talking to santa. the poor kid's mind went blank when santa asked what he wanted, so he's stumbling over his words, desperately trying to think of something, knowing full well the camera is on him - and babs has already snapped ta him to stand closer to santa because he was ruining the photos - until babs aggressively barks "he wants toys!" obvs erin performed perfectly, all cosied up to santa, with her little scrunched-nose smile and an enthusiastic description of squishmallows.
so after the kids saw santa, they were all given a token so the kids could choose a toy and the adults got a hot cock and a mince pie - "i've never had that when i've seen father christmas ever!" *excited squeal* yes babs, because it's not about YOU. parents aren't given gifts when they take their children to visit santa, because they're literal
adults.
seriously tho, WHEN will babs stop pretending her kids are toddlers? she's constantly emphasising the fact that they're tweens, yet she totally babies them - talking to them as though they're infants - "ooh look! it's mary christmas! *squeal* go. sit in the front row!" - taking them to thomas land and on thomas the tank engine rides and carousels - with cbbste desperately clinging onto ethan as though at nine years old, he isn't capable of sitting on a stationary horse by himself
- and multiple visits to santa - which is fine if the kids
want to see santa, but recording the whole event and sharing it with the world is completely unnecessary. erin is going to be absolutely ripped to shreds when her classmates see that footage - at one point babs even films her skipping in excitement. kids are cruel, babs, and erin will not thank you for sharing that video. not to mention the details she's shared of erin's upcoming birthday party and the toddler gift bags she's compiled.
and why is babs totally out of breath when she's standing still filming margot and the kids running around outside in the snow?!