2. The (loads of you have been asking about my…) hot cocoa stand full of sprinkles and ornaments with no sign of hot chocolate anywhere!
...complete with the ridiculous paper straws and the infuriating "calories don't count at christmas!" sign. urgh.
3) the photo where she lies on the floor and covers herself in all their festive snacks they've bought for christmas, claiming it's a "treat"for steve
- supposedly, it's" just like when samantha covers herself in sushi for her boyfriend in sex and the city" - except she'll refer to it as sex
in the city, because she's such a super fan she doesn't know what it's called.
4) gifted matching family pyjamas - babs won't fit, because she'll demand to be sent a size 18 - in which steve is forced to pose in front of the camera, and looks fifty shades of awkward.
5) an ad for some kind of frozen beige potato substitute, in which steve is classed "king of the roasts" and forced to pose in a crown, holding a tray of ore-prepared roasties or waffles - or a bowl of
homemade mash smash.
6) the promise to show us a different christmas mug each day for the entirity of december - she'll manage three days at the most.
7) exactly the same with the contents of her multiple advent calendars - she'll flanut her luck in being gifted a range of different ones and then manage to show the contents for a maximum of two days.
8) an over detailed explanation of how to make an options hot chocolate. just a reminder to all you cowbags that the trick to creating the best hot chocolate in the world is one that babs herself invented - adding a dash of milk to the powder before you fill the mug with water. plus the obligatory dash orlf baileys, or two, or three.... even if it is only 10am.
9) of photo of babs looking manic clutching multiple bottles of various christmas-theme flavoured baileys - clearly having downed half the bottle before posing for the photo.
10) a photo of babs with a selection box hanging between her teeth, questioning whether eating the entire box counts as a portion.
11) and i hate to say it, but definitely a rehashed version of her "it's christmas" written in her double chin in sharpie reel.
12) babs moaning about the green candle she got in her wankee advent calendar, and it making the cowbags' day every time it happens!
i honestly cannot wait to get all my tingos. the tattle equivalent of an advent calendar, where each day we are treated to yet another treat of rehashed christmas content!
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