What in all things glorious is that set-up? 2 odd number balloons, a shimmer curtain and those blue balloons on the floor. All those celeb party planners must be shitting themselves!!
I've cracked it! He sleeps upright in the smeg! The balloons are right outside his door!Aww Babs you disappoint me. I thought you would do the Conway birthday tradition of the birthday boy/girl waking up to a room full of balloons the morning of their birthday.
Do I see the shed or shoe cupboard full of balloons? No.
Looking sweaty and gormless with the fake smile they all do! Oh godPus probably helped her put all of that up. Cue a grid post of him with his cake doing a "thumbs up".
the balloons aren’t only different colours, they’re different SIZES!!! The blue one is massive compared to the gold one, and I don’t think it’s just because of the camera angle. How is she so tit at everything?!Is it Spain? No is it some half arsed balloons just left on the floor like the aftermath of a toddlers party yes
nil for effort blabs nil
That will explain the dual purpose of the upper arms clamped to her sides, simultaneously attempting to make her rack look "cracking" AND hold the dress up.I bet even last year that dress wasn't done up!!
The zebra pen to my ham handThe bag of rice to my washing line.
You can’t buy classA McDonalds breakfast for your 40th Jesus H Christ, he’s not 7!!!
Tonight Babs I'm gonna be...... Sleeping in the grown up bed.He’s gonna walk through that crappy tinsel curtain like he’s on stars in their eyes…..tonight Babs I’m gonna be……. Actually this could be good so I’ll leave it open to you to add yours I’ll start
tonight Babs I’m gonna be …..a real man now I’m 40 and grow a pair of balls and stop this crappy existence of a sham life , tell everyone I’m gay and go and get me some birthday cock….that ain’t from a can