AliceInWanderLost
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so i've found the PERFECT disguise for all the cowbags attending babs' next meet up! 
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fishingforcats
Active member
What I’ve noticed, and I’m sure many of you have as well, is the increase we’re seeing on Insta of the Insta Huns meeting up, attending special events (like the Winnie the Pooh yoga thing, the Disney Boat do-dad and probably several other things I’ve forgotten or don’t even know about!) No babs at any of those special InstaHun big ticket events. There have been co-labs and seeing Roxy release her range and Babs not being involved in that directly…there has been a huge spike in those who use Instagram and SM in a similar way to Babs ( I say SIMILAR because no one uses it like Babs who is just revelling in rolling about like a pig in shit and ruining it for everyone else) a huge spike in events and yet Babs is very very much on the sidelines…and she’s noticing I think. Take for example FindingRoisin. Primarily a Disney account but she has 2 boys so regularly does the family stuff, she shows off clothes she likes, you can see ads are carefully thought out and gifted items appreciated…but her following has shot up recently to a point I’ve just checked and she’s overtaken Babs! 
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My rather laboured point being that aside from the occasional, random, sporadically gifted PR goody bag and random (definitely ill-fitting) clothes, there is very very little evidence that Babs is still where she was at all 5/4 years ago after her award.
She’s doing very very shitty low rent adverts for any poor company who are foolish enough not to do their research but I feel even that’s on the decline now.
Babs is being left behind and it’s getting more and more evident by the week. While she’s sat at home trying to sell her own branded sticker sheets ( I mean come the fuck ooooon! Read the fucking room mate
) NO ONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR CRAP MUGS!!! Instagram and her Insta Peers are striding further and further ahead leaving her behind without a second glance…
Do we think the even more bizarre behaviour, the pity posts, the insane about of stories is her reaction to this? She’ll be very much aware that in her “job” numerous people are now being “promoted” in front of her and it’ll be hurting her hard now I think.
She’s totally burnt her fucking bridges with so so many who are (unfortunately) still somehow podding on with this, but are in utterly different leagues to Babs now.
She’s fading away and we’re witnessing daily her pathetic attempts to claw herself back. All at the expense of her poor kids who will be the ones to suffer the most.
.My rather laboured point being that aside from the occasional, random, sporadically gifted PR goody bag and random (definitely ill-fitting) clothes, there is very very little evidence that Babs is still where she was at all 5/4 years ago after her award.
She’s doing very very shitty low rent adverts for any poor company who are foolish enough not to do their research but I feel even that’s on the decline now.
Babs is being left behind and it’s getting more and more evident by the week. While she’s sat at home trying to sell her own branded sticker sheets ( I mean come the fuck ooooon! Read the fucking room mate
) NO ONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR CRAP MUGS!!! Instagram and her Insta Peers are striding further and further ahead leaving her behind without a second glance…Do we think the even more bizarre behaviour, the pity posts, the insane about of stories is her reaction to this? She’ll be very much aware that in her “job” numerous people are now being “promoted” in front of her and it’ll be hurting her hard now I think.
She’s totally burnt her fucking bridges with so so many who are (unfortunately) still somehow podding on with this, but are in utterly different leagues to Babs now.
She’s fading away and we’re witnessing daily her pathetic attempts to claw herself back. All at the expense of her poor kids who will be the ones to suffer the most.
Cheddar Chalpupa
VIP Member
My husband is like Babs 'Can't cook, won't cook' and it makes me really angry how smug she is about not using the slow cooker, much like my husband, I bet she likes eating dinner every day but thinks an absolute refusal to contribute by cooking even one solitary meal is a personality trait. Yes I am projecting here, but FFS she is so lazy.
Here's a recipe for you Babs that I am sure even you can manage.
1 x pork shoulder
1 x jar of BBQ sauce.
Shove pork in slow cooker (or up your arse), pour on some sauce, turn cooker on. When it's cooked shred it up shove it in a bun with some coleslaw and put it on a plate with some wedges*
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE grow up and cook your family a dinner for once.
*Wedges and coleslaw can also be made from scratch in less than 30 mins if you're feeling fancy.
Here's a recipe for you Babs that I am sure even you can manage.
1 x pork shoulder
1 x jar of BBQ sauce.
Shove pork in slow cooker (or up your arse), pour on some sauce, turn cooker on. When it's cooked shred it up shove it in a bun with some coleslaw and put it on a plate with some wedges*
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE grow up and cook your family a dinner for once.
*Wedges and coleslaw can also be made from scratch in less than 30 mins if you're feeling fancy.
Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn
VIP Member
Glad she shared that American Horror Stories is not suitable for children. I was literally just about to sit down with my 2 year old niece to watch it. Phew! 
GingerWhinger
VIP Member
This photo from her grid back in Feb shows how tighter those plastic monstrosities have become. Why would you take a walk with an elderly dog when it’s your kids bedtimes? Unless everything she tells her Babettes is lies? ETA added the other photo
How it started………
How it’s going…….
How it started………
How it’s going…….
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AliceInWanderLost
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nah babs, the history books will not mention your love of polka dot frocks and steve's preferences for shorts, nor will it reference how - despite doing literally fuck all - you are absolutely always tired.
the history books will actually use you and steve as prime examples of how damaging exploiting your kids lives and privacy on SM for likes was, how awful it parents say back and did nothing to protect their kids, and how it resulted in children whose photos ended up on porn sites, who were bullied at school, who developed struggles with their mental health and trust issues as a result, and who sued their parents for damages before cutting all contact. y'know, one of those history books that highlights lessons that were learnt, in the hope that later generations don't repeat them and needlessly place children at risk.
the history books will actually use you and steve as prime examples of how damaging exploiting your kids lives and privacy on SM for likes was, how awful it parents say back and did nothing to protect their kids, and how it resulted in children whose photos ended up on porn sites, who were bullied at school, who developed struggles with their mental health and trust issues as a result, and who sued their parents for damages before cutting all contact. y'know, one of those history books that highlights lessons that were learnt, in the hope that later generations don't repeat them and needlessly place children at risk.
Nahmate100
Chatty Member
I'm curious about what she actually does with her day? It's my day off and so far I've dropped my daughter off at nursery using the bus, grabbed a few things from Tesco, walked home, weeded my front and back garden, hoovered my entire house and put a wash on. I've just sat down to have a sandwich. I'm also fascinated with how she manages to justify her kids needing to be at their grandparents so she can work when she works from home? (And it isn't actual work) I know they're currently at school.
Also, one day a week Steven does the school run? WHAT. THE. FUCK. She is home EVERY DAY. He has a full time job and does all the bed time routine ALONE.
LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm angry. As you were.
Also, one day a week Steven does the school run? WHAT. THE. FUCK. She is home EVERY DAY. He has a full time job and does all the bed time routine ALONE.
LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY LAZY!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm angry. As you were.
Lady Doodle
VIP Member
Here we go again,,,,, the Lunch box packing the night before borefest 
Her whole life is just on repeat isn't it
And notice how she won't actually show what's in said lunchbox! Probably because it's full of pre packed snacks in non reusable packaging containing crappy sugary crap!!
Her whole life is just on repeat isn't it
And notice how she won't actually show what's in said lunchbox! Probably because it's full of pre packed snacks in non reusable packaging containing crappy sugary crap!!
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Lady Doodle
VIP Member
Tingo to the person who mentioned how awful these are!
More lies about the kids waking up in the night! FFS she is such a mess. If they did wake up, maybe putting them to bed at 7pm aged 8 & 10 is too early you fucking tool.
TapToBoreMeRigid
VIP Member
No chance she's ever shared cake.
Additionally, having tried for a kid for ten years, I'd kill to have two kids yelling, "mum!". It may get exhausting but I wouldn't moan about it online in a pseudo-humorous way to strangers.
Additionally, having tried for a kid for ten years, I'd kill to have two kids yelling, "mum!". It may get exhausting but I wouldn't moan about it online in a pseudo-humorous way to strangers.
JulieScoobyDoo
VIP Member
This makes it look like it is a paid partnership with the farm, not Frubes. There is nearly 11g of sugar in Frubes, almost all of a child's recommended 19g daily allowance of sugar.
ShinyEspeon
Chatty Member
On a date with her mum? Thought she lived in Birmingham not Alabama
I am so triggered by her use of full stops. Also why is she making her daughter’s residential about her? My son is the same age and going on one soon and of course il miss him but I’m so happy that he is getting to do it after missing so much over the last couple of years. Why does she never put a positive spin on situations?
chipstick
VIP Member
Sorry to be #abitrude but my guess is because she's a bit prudish about sex. "Bugger" is a horrible ugly word but she'll never have had any reason to use it in a sexual context. I doubt she's ever used "fuck" as a verb, only as an expletive so she doesn't mind that either. But "cock" is really evocative - she can try to force it as a funny slang word but there's no avoiding the fact that it makes you think about a penis. And presumably, that's not a thought that Emma is very comfortable with.i'm glad you added that ETA, or she would predictably be babbling about peacocks in her stories the moment she'd caught up on tattle!
i still don't get why she can't actually say the word "cock". when talking, it's always "chocolate" or "cocktails", with "cock" in the caption - yet she’s perfectly happy to be crass at every other opportunity. we've all heard her say "bugger" and "fuck" etc, so why is she so weird about saying "cock"?!
(Please excuse my armchair psychology, as always)
Lady Doodle
VIP Member
Ah Thank you so much.Hi Lady Doodle, i dont always comment on here but i enjoy reading Babs Thread. I always see your posts and think what a wonderful person you are, and the job you do is remarkable. And then we have twats like Bab, Beggy Dingle, Brogan Bogtrotter and the Mingham Family who dont contribute anything to society!
I think I find Emma fascinating which is why I can't unwatch. I love my job and I've done everything from Mental Health nursing up. I've worked in the community previously for charities supporting vulnerable families and adults and I'm now back in a clinical setting. Although I'm currently recovering from an injury i incurred during an assault at work
So I've got more time on my hands than normal and I love this thread, you cow bags are the best 
Rocky Horror is my absolute favourite, to the extent my anal retentive costumes have won competitions at screenings. Why the fuck has grotbags been given free tickets?
She’s never going to shout Janet is always wet when Riff Raff says “you’re all wet”, or throw toast, or generally understand the entire thing because saying the word cock is a bit rude to her!
Absolute waste!
She’s never going to shout Janet is always wet when Riff Raff says “you’re all wet”, or throw toast, or generally understand the entire thing because saying the word cock is a bit rude to her!
Absolute waste!
nosy_lurker
Chatty Member
I think you will find a quick Google search will reveal what she will go down in history for....making the papers for joking about domestic violence
Jossstickjunky
VIP Member
According to one of her old vlogs I have just watched, she gave up teaching because she wanted to spend more time with the children!
