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Memmy

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Babs tribute 😁

"Fuck up Babs" (parody of "Rocket Man")

🎵🎶Ste packed the kids off to a new club
From 7 until 9pm
And I'm gonna be high on canned cocks by then

I miss the fall so much
I need a life
It's lonely on the gram
Now its time to whack out the hot cock stand

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Watching real housewives from day till night
I'm not the gal they think I am at all oh no no no
I'm a fuck up Babs

Fuck up Babs
Spilling my friends secrets
Out here alone

I use my page to sell my kids
To my son I'm cold as hell
And theres only room for the golden girl
On my grid

And all this body confidence
I don't understand
It's just my werk 2 days a week

A fuck up Baaaabs
A fuck up Babs

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till I stop hiding behind the leaf blower and find
I'm not the size 18 they think I am oh no no no

I'm a fuck up Babs

Fuck up Babs
Pissing off my Babette's
Wherever I go

And I think it's gonna be a long long time..
And I think Ste's in for a rough rough ride..
And I think it's gonna be a long long time..
And it's not Halloween for a long long time..🎵🎶
Wait someone fill me in, what friends' secrets has she been spilling?