Emma lives in a completely different time zone to the majority of us. Bedtime at 8pm, therefore lunch is always going to be ridiculously early
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That Jumpsuit might be an 18 Emma but you need at least a 20 
Hope that helps
Hope that helps
that, or the fact that she glossed over the situation in palestine with a "swipe up to find out more", and then carried on with her life, happy to have jumped on the latest bandwagon. oh, and the standard, meaningless, insincere "thinking of you. it must be terrifying! love ya!
" bullshit she spewed, with a "i'm so lucky" vibe. 
Unless it’s the mother selling their privacy
Cue the Alison Perry-esque 'I'm sorry for lying' post once she's shizzled later
Are we going to get more staged photos this week? It’s been I’m just a wife, I’m just a mummy the past two Sundays. Any Tingo’s for this weeks Sunday schmaltz fest? I’m a crap influencer, I’m a dog mum, I’m the best daughter/sister........
I hope the weather pisses all over her greedy arse.
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Hope that helps x 
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...and if they went to the plough I’ve been there before and it’s an overpriced, poser place to eat with the food being nothing special.
She’s so woke she doesn’t realise she’s no longer in her influencer prime. She’ll still get ads & pr gifts but seriously what does she add to the conversation? She doesn’t have toddlers, her online shop is a joke, she’s pinning all her hopes on her novel isn’t she?
Why does she never ever post a normal face in her posts? Cross eyed having a Pimms? Not funny.
Think Ste was far too generous in his drawing of her -should have coloured her teeth in yellow.
No doubt she’s back home now slobbing in her manky unwashed pjs and getting drunk.
Think Ste was far too generous in his drawing of her -should have coloured her teeth in yellow.
No doubt she’s back home now slobbing in her manky unwashed pjs and getting drunk.
As an English teacher (with an English degree obviously) and aspiring novelist myself, I may have to bow out if she produces a novel! I hit the roof when the rhymezone pamphlet came out. She has no idea how hard it is to get published even when you’re talented!
What do you report them under? I've got a baby who doesn't sleep and need something to keep me busy
On the app click on their profile then click the 3 dots in the top right > report > report account > its posting content that shouldn't be on Instagram > it's spam.What do you report them under? I've got a baby who doesn't sleep and need something to keep me busy
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Just shown my husband Babs latest mauri rap. I asked him if he’d bed her . This was his reply........
“Oh no, not her again. No I f*cking wouldn’t.”
He then gave me a strange look, shook his head and turned round to watch the football again
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. This was his reply........“Oh no, not her again. No I f*cking wouldn’t.”
He then gave me a strange look, shook his head and turned round to watch the football again
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Babs had a pimms. Nobody asked. But she must show us all her alcohol drank at midday. Lovely family content. Still typing. With too many full stops. But she was a teacher. So she knows it's right. Babs is always right. What is a comma?
Silly Dave forgot his yellow crayon.
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Wow, much more radiant. Still a size 18, how has she managed to maintain her pre lockdown 18-ness?!
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