Brummy Mummy #64 That bra’s far Tu small

[LLPlum]

That bra is way too small, anything put on top will show back and side fat spilling out. Not a good look and an awful advert!

 

[Lady Doodle]

I do wonder if we know each other in real life

I wonder that too with a couple of people on here

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Whenever I scroll on this thread I get this advert pop up...

i swear i just get endless ads for bloody paula's choice - the face cream babs bought to fix her pores without having to stop mainlining sugar or drink water.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Juggling what? Work? Is she a juggler now? How exciting! Well done Babs for finally getting a career!!!!!! What u juggling? Creme eggs? Amazon boxes? Headbands? Can’t wait to see her tik tok reel for this! Finally some entertainment!!!!!!

ooh, now that's a vlog i'd definitely watch! hopefully she'll be practicing her juggling with those expensive disney plates! that would put her juggling skills to the test, and it would genuinely make my day if one of those got smashed, and she only had herself to blame, instead of her clumsy plastic-plate-using toddlers.

 

[GingerWhinger]

She’s such a fucking liar. OCS didn’t play the “Dome” it was the opening of The Academy and she’s doing her exaggeration of a few again. It was either 2009/10 twat

Without photo evidence & we know she loves a photo even back in the day - IT NEVER HAPPENED

 

[Puddypants]

Thread name *chef's kiss*

 

[Memmy]

Wobbly Babs

 

[Maddogsmum]

God she must have been in a right old sulk about Ethan being home and interfering with her usual routine of mid afternoon drinking while watching shit on tv - or her laptop as she seems to watch a lot on that? She forgot her bath bomb song!Praise the Lord!! Must have had one Cock in a Tin too many and forgot to record her singing the same old shit she does week in week out.
Poor Ethan, I bet shes been a right moody cow having him home today.
Her job is a joke- him being home wont make any difference to her ability to do her job as she has zero ability anyway! She’s utterly crap and her content is so dull and boring and requires zero effort so hardly an issue having him with her!

 

[Allthecakes]

And AND I’ve just seen her stories about ocean colour scene. Ffs how drunk is she?!

What are those faces she’s pulling

Wait for her to chat shit tomorrow about Ocean Colour Scene, brummy band and all that with a superimposed stalking photo from her youth

 

[Ellen]

Not seen her stories or looked on here for a while. She doesn’t change at all does she.

 

[Frankie75]

Can someone explain how her world has been upside down please . Holidays, house move , endless shopping trips and frivolous deliveries.

No ... didn't think so.

She's not a key worker.
She hasn't lost an income.
She hasn't lost anyone to covid .
She hasn't recently had a colleague take his own life .

Spot on

 

[Stimpii]

The dv comment has gone oh my fuck

Another one has now appeared.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Is she already drunk!! SHE SAID WHAT!!

I literally do not understand what she is saying? It makes absolutely no sense what is her point?

 

[Curly_Whurly]

so what does she do again ??

and who won the stationary competition

 

[Veroni79]

Whenever I scroll on this thread I get this advert pop up

Recap - I decided for a new task to keep myself entertained I would count her stories each day!

Wednesday - 18 stories including biscuit poll (still dragging out the Jaffa cake/is it a biscuit chat ) OOTD (tracksuit bottoms are now TBs ), an underwear brand want to work with her , bath bomb and face mask and a reshare of a post about Harry & Meghan that really conveniently just happens to sum up exactly what Babs thinks so she doesn’t have to articulate it herself! Handy.

Crap vlog about her Easter decorations and all the drama they entail when you’re Babs and can’t do anything right.

A grid post about her at home in complete silence, no one needing her, so she is going to have time for herself. LOL.

Thursday - a grid post to explain that she starts therapy today, she’s still lucky (smug) she can pay for it.

18 stories - first a written one to explain how she got her therapist (Google. Who would have thought?!?). Then the usual morning talkie ones - she mentioned it being a “big day” twice, she was clearly nervous, which I get, but I don’t get why she’s making so much content out of it if that’s the case Biscuit chat and the poll Popped up with a full face of her best shiny make up to say thanks for all the lovely comments on her grid post, then because of all the headlines around the murder of Sarah Everard she shared a post by someone else and a blog she wrote three years ago.

Grid post also relating to a promise about bringing up poor Ethan to respect all women; I get what she’s trying to say but her inarticulate wording made it sound like they’re holding him back from harassing a woman on the street on a daily basis because he’s pre-determined to attack.

A fancy envelope that she will reuse, a motivational picture for her wall (aka a collage of crap!), her feet on a “walkity walk walk walk” (thought that was going to die with home school but sadly not ) because it’s been an “intense day” and then some really weird chat apologising for her “heavy content”. Yeah biscuit polls can be hard She seemed to be on the defensive, as tho she’s been accused of being too serious, but she’s so ridiculous she can’t even use the words suicide, murder, assault etc so not sure how she’s got that idea.
And then she jumped straight onto a TV recommendation, except an even-more-than-usual pointless one because she couldn’t remember the name of what they’re watching. Maybe she’d already drank away her “intense day” with some cocks in a can by then.

Friday - 19 stories, starting with bed chat, muddled words, incoherent etc. She’s looking forward to her Saturday breakfast, already 24 hours ahead of herself Still putting “ity” on the end of words with the sole intention of annoying me I think - I’m collating a police file and crying “trollity trooooolll” as we speak
Final of the biscuits, beg for engagement/everyone to do her work for her as she asked who should be in her best Irish person poll, a really unflattering OOTD boomerang where a handbag and gift bag were spotted on the side then a tree as she was out walking.
An AD on her grid, where it will sadly live forever, where she “rapped”, and continued to succeed at her never ending mission to embarrass herself and her family as much as humanly possible for money. Awful.
Stories continued with headbands modelled with selfies in her daughter’s bedroom, pic of the kids from her mummy corner, cleaning her make up brushes - Hi Babs - and clearly drunk at 7pm with a cocktail in a can, a really shiny face and watching kids programs with Erin.
Self indulgent FB post asking for a bit more attention because she’s going to therapy followed by more Insta stories with her giggling uncontrollably about being on a chair lift at a water park, Erin dragged into the hot mess that is Babs’s content to act it out. Basically a drunk text to thousands of followers, she shouldn’t have sent it, she should have stepped away from the phone. Embarrassing.

Saturday - 19 stories, beginning very aggressively in the kitchen as she proclaimed her plans to do nothing and stay in her pyjamas all day - she might as well have put two fingers up and said “so there Tattle” - Hi Babs She did mention the winner of the biscuit poll so that’s two weeks in a row she’s shared - of all the things we say on Tattle it’s hardly the most important but it’s a small win, along with slightly improved captions - Hi Babs (she’ll never mention a winner again now I’ve said that, in case we think we’re winning again )
Saturday beg for engagement asking what everyone’s up to (again didn’t bother to share any tho) and a quick (insincere) mention of how hard it must be for some people Mother’s Day, followed by a memory of her nan. An Easter tiered cake stand of complete tat, more decorations and crappy bits than you’ll see in the aisles of Poundland crammed into the tiny house (TOO much Babs, it’s too much), gross cinnamon rolls, a threat that Erin will do more re-enactments of Babs falling over and the kids out in the rain.
Sofa snuggles, ‘blue light glasses’ to stop her eyes watering , drawer organising , a candle for Sarah and then some waffle about it being “a funny old week” (she has such a way with words!) and how Mother’s Day can be hard so stay off social media. So smug and insincere, if she really cared she’d monitor her content a bit more and stop constantly showing off how “lucky” she is

Sunday - annual mother’s day grid post celebrating Nanny San and herself. Insincere mentions of people who find today hard but she clearly doesn’t really care.

18 stories - starting with Tiki Room tribute set up. She claimed it was a surprise, much screaming, rabid, emotional etc. IF PUS and the kids did that, which they didn’t, she did, then lovely. But she’s seen it all and done it all and reacted to it all, through her phone. So the kids will remember, mum’s phone. Not only that, but she’s shared it to thousands of people. Why can’t anything be kept just for them in that family? Even if she recorded it for herself, one photo of it after she’d enjoyed it all with the kids would’ve been more than enough to share.
Her present seemed to be a month’s (or maybe a week’s in her case) supply of canned cocktails which says a lot about her. Plus some other gifts she didn’t mention so expect a “What I got for Mother’s Day” haul to come soon

Second grid post of the day with all the same Tiki photos from her stories, to explain what the Tiki room is - Hi Babs - and I guess so they stay forever to remind us all how adored she is, and so the Babettes can blow smoke up her arse about how lucky she is
Watching a film in bed on her laptop on her own then seemingly drunk by 1pm talking about the meal they’d had delivered.
The Tiki room photos popped up on FB, cos every social media has a different audience don’t you know? She was in bed again with more cocktails in a can late afternoon and then whatsapping mates to arrange meet ups.

Monday - 23 stories, talky morning ones where she admits she has nothing to say but sadly it never stops her because she’s GOT to be on first thing for the algorithms! She did say she had lots of work which is good apparently because she “really loves” her job Not sure who she is trying to convince, herself or us! She loves the money but if she loved the job maybe she’d take a bit more pride in it and do it better!
6 mugs4mugs with their new owners, OOTD with her usual “I want to look slimmer than I actually am” pose, trying out the new glasses while on a screen and a bag for Disney pins “the kids” got her for Mother’s Day but that she probably ordered herself with the new plates that came from Disney last week.
She’s obsessed with sticking crap up with command strips and she ate a “cat egg”.....a creme egg she had in her caR but despite being so good at her “werk” she doesn’t proof read and just presses send without bothering to check anything

A grid post and some stories for the underwear AD she’d hinted at before - turns out it was TU. In principle I’d say go Babs, a plus size mum has just as much right to feel comfortable being photographed in undies as a supermodel. But she doesn’t look comfortable. She’s being filmed from above, she keeps her hands awkwardly by her side, her voice and eyes are weird. And the undies don’t quite fit because she won’t seem to admit she’s a bigger size than she claims It’s all well and good to be “happy to represent us over 40 size 18 ladies” if that’s what you’re actually doing, but Babs is trying to fool her Babettes, and more than likely herself, with her slim poses and filming from a height. It’s just tricks.

Tuesday - 16 stories - began with 4 from the pit - the tales of snoring are back and her curtains aren’t blackout. Shooketh. Amazed. This is the thrilling content I am here for
OOTD, more chat about her glasses, photo of her crammed “office” space, lunch before 12, her toes on a walk.....boring boring boring!

Grid post of her and PUS on their walk - all make up free because everyone was so lovely about her underwear AD and she’s so confident because of all the lovely support she gets. On her grid. Where she can delete. Not always the same when companies share her, is it??
She was outed by a Babette who spotted her in B&M, with PUS. I try to go alone to shops personally cos you know, pandemic Interesting how her post and story were focused on a lunchtime walk when it was a shopping trip. Not sure she even knows what is true and what is a lie these days, old Babnocchio
A selfie of her and Ethan giggling, which is all very cute and all but so unnecessary to share. She must have an alarm set on her phone and when it beeps she has to post a story, even if she has nothing to say or absolutely no content. It’s getting beyond a joke how boring she is at the moment but how much she puts out there!
Confirmed by a post that she’s rewatching New Girl (on a laptop at 6pm. That ever elusive alone time hey Babs??) Then an unattractive, shiny selfie for a random poll to see if we’re all tired. At least three influencers I follow have talked about that this week, bandwagon jumping again Babs?!?

In the time of this thread (just about a week) we’ve had 129 stories, 8 Insta grid posts, a YouTube vlog and 6 Facebook posts. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

I know I’m late but I LOVE this next level update data! Maybe I’ll convert it into an excel spreadsheet then can make some more certificates!!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Hi Emma...sound familiar?

she literally ticks all the boxes.

every.
single.
one.

i would love to see the look on her face if her groupon counsellor dares to broach her suspicion that babs may be dealing with narcissistic personality disorder, and suggest she meet with a psychiatrist....

there was no mention of therapy last week, and since babs loves to garner attention and praise from the babettes by sharing her supposed mental health struggles, that kinda implies she's already ditched it.

 

[Loopybird69]

The dv comment has gone oh my fuck

 

[GingerWhinger]

I, for one, will sleep much easier now that I know Babs will be championing feminist rights from now on, and recognises that terms like 'ladette' are, just maybe, a little bit sexist. Note that she won't use that word - it's being too specific. She'll say how it is just not 'that appropriate'. A bit like how touching up a woman would be considered 'a bit inappropriate', I guess.

Calling Tingo on a follow-up post being about The Golden Child being able to achieve ANYTHING SHE WANTS despite the misfortune of having been born a girl and duty bound to have children and run a household.

more importantly she doesn’t like pink

 

[yellow_daisies]

Just bouncing back a bit and sorry if it’s been mentioned (just finished a long day shift) but it occurred to me (and I’m not sure why in the middle of the day this popped into my head ) but if the kids aren’t allowed to watch Harry Potter, why did “the boy” have a HP bedroom at the old house? Not sure what “theme” he has nowadays but his old room had loads of HP decor. And I definitely remember prior to his birthday she’d been and got HP party stuff from Primark too! So either 1) they have seen it and enjoyed it but Emma thinks she’ll be judged or 2) they haven’t seen it and are obviously interested enough but she won’t let them or 3) they haven’t seen it and she’s forcing it on them?! What strange behaviour!

They have the full set of books, but apparently they've never been read. I'm uncertain as to whether they've seen the all or some of the films.

 

[Lady Doodle]

I tried the pornstar martini cock in a tin....it is vile!!...it was so sweet I couldn’t drink it!...totally Emma’s sort of thing!!!

@Luna615 I Thought your Avatar was Emma in a graduation hat at first