Brummy Mummy #64 That bra’s far Tu small

[Missymoo92]

I'm gonna start offering to pop to Costa and see if anyone wants a Hot Cock

The face of a woman who on the inside is basically saying 'fuck you all. I give no shits about anything that has happened this last year, except Primark closing and my Disney holiday being cancelled. I'm fine in my tiny new house, getting fatter and unhealthier by the day, bossing around my kids & husband and still raking in the £'s by selling my kids privacy and my soul".

Urgh, I can't deal with the smugness of her face here

 

[Help. I'm. In. The. Loft]

Is it not therapy day today?

 

[Lady Doodle]

I wonder how much longer brands can give her work for with the damage their grid posts cause now

 

[Lady Doodle]

Shouldn’t that latest stupid mug post on her grid be marked an ad? It features her own crappy mugs after all....

Where do we report this?

 

[Loopybird69]

literally this. each of their roles fits perfectly into the structure of a narcissistic family...

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You forgot the flying monkeys are wet San and Clare (a la Matalan post )

 

[FizzyWig]

That bra doesn’t even fit properly! 100% doesn’t make me want to buy it

do brands not care about their ads??

 

[Frankie75]

What does she mean on her latest story, about her ‘wearing the same top for 5 days running?’

 

[Noodlecat]

You're fine, bab. We are interested and you are interesting. There's the difference.

On the contrary, I’d like more details!

 

[Curly_Whurly]

Yes!!!!!
As others on here will already know I saw her at Hugh Jackman in Birmingham, May 2019. She was an utter bell end

ohh really I'm not sure you mentioned it

 

[Boredofgrey]

Her nose is definitely getting bigger! I thought it was just men who’s noses never stopped growing but clearly babs is the exception

All those lies..........

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

I wonder how frantic babs is at minute with insta and Facebook being down......big news story at minute.....thank god I’ve got you guys on here I was about to talk to the other half

Scrap that mines back on , panic averted

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Wow, her family photo of last March's family walk, my god how she's aged. I thought I'd aged but Emma looks a good ten years older there.

What a difference

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For a moment I thought blimey her hands have aged, then realised she was wearing gloves!
That desk Ethan was working on doesn’t look big enough to work on properly

 

[Lurkerinthemidst11]

Might as well do away with the writing and just put a picture of Emma on the page.

It’s unbelievable that she ticks everything off

 

[Frankie75]

Should it not be marked as an ad as it has her mugs in? I don't understand why the pink doesn't reach the top?!

Yeah i noticed that with the pink bit, it’s annoying me more than it should

 

[Frankie75]

Omg!! Is Su Pollard 71!? Emma, have a look at yourself- she's nearly 30 years older than you!

I remember seeing Su Pollard in panto only a few years ago. She was amazing, so much energy on stage!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Her nose is definitely getting bigger! I thought it was just men who’s noses never stopped growing but clearly babs is the exception

Alcohol will do that to her

 

[Jossstickjunky]

Dream cream does not give you wild dreams I’ve used it on myself and my two nocturnal children for years, what gives her ‘wild’ dreams is the copious amounts of sugar she consumes and the rest of her terrible diet which is also the reason she has trouble sleeping.

I use it too, never given me wild dreams. Disappointed!

Having a bath that hot will do wonders for her gigantic pores and broken veins on her face!!

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

So this morning I’ve mostly been thinking about cock.....

as in diet cock, hot cock etc

maybe a couple of years ago she referred to Diet Coke as ‘diet cock’ on a story, then someone really famous liked it or tagged her or something? Was it The Rock? Or have i totally imagined the whole thing. It’s a possibility

any of you insanely clever lot remember? Or Babs can I have my first huge TIngo please?

 

[Pinko]

Was that the neighbours reel?
If so 6th April 2020 I believe (it’s still on FB)

Also did she bollocks ask family to send clips in. That disclaimer at the start wasn’t there at the start when it was first released! I just rewatched it. How do I know? I remember watching it and thinking she’s flouted rules... what a person to lie

No it was one where they were all standing behind each other doing a little dance or something for the camera xx

 

[Jade33]

Oh my god I think I’m gonna babfend. I vaguely remember her saying they were using movers as no family were allowed to help them move

They used movers the last time too!