Brummy Mummy #64 That bra’s far Tu small

[Lurkerinthemidst11]

I think we’re falling in to her trap. I think she reads here and she’s playing on it.
I do wish that everyone would just forget about her and stop talking about her. I don’t want her to have any attention, even if it’s bad attention.

She is the most vile, rancid,attention seeking piece of crap I’ve seen on the internet. The whole family is pure trash.

 

[Bohooo]

Thread suggestion: throughout the pandemic no understanding, this narcissist just keeps on demanding

 

[Loopybird69]

Just me?? No one else posts about her??

Yeah @BonBon27 you’re the only one that posts about her on here. No one else
Fgs on here we comment on what she posts. She doesn’t post our comments dry up, kinda see how that vicious cycle works she sells her children’s privacy, isn’t bothered about them being on porn sites, jokes about dv and suicide and we talk about it. It’s a gossip site.
im more intrigued by those that lurk and don’t join in. I bet they are the ones going back and dming the influenzas.

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

@chipstick had the top vote! Well done.

no poll this time from me, give me some suggestions if you want one next time

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Has anyone ever seen her cook an actual meal from scratch? I’m not talking about anything fancy, just a lasagne or a spaghetti bolognese or something? Oh and it doesn’t count if it was for an AD. I’ve followed her since 2018 and I can’t remember her cooking anything that wasn’t frozen but I have had two children since then so my memory isn’t what it was for remembering pointless crap.

 

[Faloola72]

I can't be the only one hoping the extra weight on the "mug cupboard of dreams" () sends it crashing to the floor?!

Like the shelving unit with the teapots in Changing Rooms (if anyone here is as ancient as me you’ll remember!)

 

[Good Egg]

Could be the undercover detectives adding information to Bab‘s files?

BABCOPS. Someone edit the photo

BABCOPS BABCOPS- whatcha gonna do when she’s looking for youuuu

 

[OhhBacon]

Really! Jesus Christ I’ve seen it all now!

Nothing says, ‘I really have no purpose in life’ quite like buying and organising Disney Ears. Seriously?

 

[Lady Doodle]

What an absolute crock of shit.
That dream did not happen. Big fat lie again!!!
And how can she possibly sit there and refer to this as a year collectively when she's had periods of time where she's fucked off on TWO holidays, met up with people all over the place and broken the rules constantly. Emma you are an absolute disgrace.

Oh, and "WOBBLY" is not a word I would use to describe ANYONE who has been effected by this pandemic, but you wouldn't know would you. Cos you're sat in your tiny house with your privileged spoilt attitude carrying on as normal. Or at least you will be when the inconvenience child is back at school.

Do us all a favour Emma and fuck off!!!!

 

[Matilda28]

Omg could she make it anymore obvious that she reads here? Hi Babs hun

Sue pollard at 71 has better skin than Emma!

 

[chipstick]

Her stories are so disingenuous. Just because today makes it a year doesn’t make it any harder of a day. Also Emma it’s not been a year for you because you had two holidays and shipped your kids to summer camp.

Yeah, I have to be honest, I'm not sure exactly what she's getting so upset about. I'm not a very sentimental/backwards looking person so maybe I just don't get it but why is she being so morose about the fact that lockdown started a year ago? She hasn't been locked in her house all that time. She's left the fucking country! Like many of you, I literally haven't seen anyone I'm not married to for over a year now. I don't intend to spend today thinking about all the holidays and nights in the pub I've missed not that I could if I wanted to, I've got work to do ffs.

Also, petty but I don't care - I don't believe she's going to have tea and cake in the garden and talk about daffodils. She isn't a retiree on a jolly to the garden centre ffs it'll be hideous canned cocktails and prosecco (not wine, Emma doesn't drink wine (no, prosecco isn't just fermented grape juice, what on earth do you mean?)). Which I don't judge her for at all - my family are planning the mother of all piss ups when we can finally get together - but I can't stand the way she's making herself sound so twee and wholesome.

 

[yellow_daisies]

Oh my goodness imagine what she would be like if she had a proper job

The annoying thing is, if she has a real-world job, she'd probably be taking this in her stride because she’d be used to juggling childcare and working in the current situation. Instead she's been "lucky" and been able to stay at home doing her non-job and whinging about homeschooling, all the while bending every rule going!! She thought she could do what she wanted with the kids back to school- hence being dressed to the 9s to meet a friend today- and now that's been scuppered for her. She's just watched her hauls and meet-ups and netflix time go up in smoke for 10 days and can't cope. She's fuming that if one of them has to be off, its Ethan, who according to her doesn't work as independently as Erin! You KNOW if Erin was the one home she'd have her installed next to her in top top, there'd be endless stories about them being "co-workers", having little treats, watching crap together...

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

That cupboard is SO UGLY. Her house looks like it could be quite nice, but that 1980s cupboard is truly horrible & belongs in the skip. Filling it with old-lady mugs & painting it like a fucking neopolitan ice-cream won’t make it any better - it’s still hideous & doesn’t go with the rest of the room at all
She has the worst taste on Instagram I’ve ever seen!

 

[Naomidemps]

She’s going to sort her office out because she’s home a little bit more this week-isn’t she meant to be home anyway

 

[ChickenWine]

The children are back at home!!!!!!! Meltdown impending.........

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

If you listen really really closely, you’ll be able to hear the barrel being scraped

 

[Lady Doodle]

Fucking hell.
Hi Emma
Here's an idea. Stay off Tattle and concentrate on your "boy" who, by your own admission, was devastated yesterday and might need his Mum to be present for him for a change
Your glasses are ridiculous, you look like a twat!!!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

We just had a meeting this morning and somebody mentioned it, and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I work with a 'Caroline' every single day. And the angle we never explore fully is the impact on those left behind. Largely because a lot of the time it would be pointless as the state the mind goes to leading up to suicide is not going to be swayed by anything external. However there comes a point in their recovery where we believe its helpful and of some value to expose them to this. The Caroline Flack docu does this brilliantly. I watched it and just thought my girls need to see this. That's their Mum's, sisters, friends etc talking

agreed. the part where her twin sister is saying that caroline took many overdoses and ended up in A&E so many times as a result of heartbreak that she'd basically prepared herself for the loss because she knew it would happen at some point, i commented on how sad that was, and my boyfriend looked at me and told me he knows exactly how that feels, as he'd prepared himself for that outcome as a result of my own anorexia and suicide attempts and wow, that hit me hard. it really puts into perspective the impact it has on other people, even though when you're feeling that low and that desperate, you genuinely convince yourself that everyone would be better off without you.

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

Does she really need a document holder and spreadsheet to remember 6 birthdays?

 

[chipstick]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not one single person on the planet:
Emma: I'M A SIZE 18!